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I Found it!!!!! (Edited 10/12/10 10:40PM by Jess)
Have you ever found something on the side of the road? Yesterday the kids & I walked down to the mailbox ,it's an 8th of a mile  down to it.Well I found a new pint bottle of "Black Velvet- Canadian Whiskey 80 proof".
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#2 | 1740 days ago
mooser58 (+)



1) You have to walk an eighth of a mile to get to your mailbox.
2) You drink booze you found on the side of the road.
3) You found the booze on your property and don't know how it got there.

(I kid as a certified redneck myself.)
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#1 | 1740 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
I found $50 dollars, a couple of bookshelves I still have in my classroom, and my weird looking cat.

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#2 | 1740 days ago
mooser58 (+)



1) You have to walk an eighth of a mile to get to your mailbox.
2) You drink booze you found on the side of the road.
3) You found the booze on your property and don't know how it got there.

(I kid as a certified redneck myself.)
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#3 | 1740 days ago

mooser58 wrote:


1) You have to walk an eighth of a mile to get to your mailbox.
2) You drink booze you found on the side of the road.
3) You found the booze on your property and don't know how it got there.

(I kid as a certified redneck myself.)
The Booze was unopened!!!!!! If it was opened I would of poured it out!!!!! But nice Redneck refference there!!!!!
#4 | 1740 days ago

Careful, I know of truck drivers who pee in bottles while driving ???????????
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#5 | 1740 days ago

(Edited by hockey54)
Canadian eh.....can cause memory loss!!!!! and spelling errors..LMAO
#6 | 1740 days ago

I've never been so lucky, but i have chicks and birds following me home. Might have to do with my past life..

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#7 | 1740 days ago

Silverfox31 wrote:
Careful, I know of truck drivers who pee in bottles while driving ???????????
you got er..then we sell it as "Redneck bottled water"!!!
#8 | 1740 days ago

I live on a semi-busy road and one morning I found an unopened fifth of Smirnoff and a pack of Marlboro Lights on the way to getting the paper on my front lawn on the side of the road... it happens!  Enjoy!
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#9 | 1740 days ago
JAIMIEB (+)

Ok Ummmmmmmm let's see... would you say it is called "finding something" if your at a friend's house and you found $20.00 in her couch and keep it?

Please people keep in mind it's just a question..... i'm asking for a friend!  LOL i'm lying my ass off!

Hey don't judge me atleast I brought her ass a double cheese burger off the $ menu with it! lol besides she owes me anyway!

#10 | 1740 days ago

damn i wondered where that bottle got off to.
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#11 | 1740 days ago
ChiTownNick (+)

 The only things I have found on the side of the road are used condoms and road kill  (lol)

But,  I used to work in a bar when I was younger and 3 times I found $100 bills during after hours clean up and 1x in Osco drug store I found $250 cash lying on top of where the batteries are sold, right below the counter.....it must of fallen out of someone's pockets??  No one was around the area when I found it...so.......  (HEY, I was only 18 at the time).
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#12 | 1740 days ago
Hiawatha (+)

My golf clubs were claimed off the side of the road by my dad. I was excited at first because the golf bag was Ping. But, when I realized the clubs were Rawlings (yes, the same people who make baseball gloves). I knew then why they were on the side of the road.
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#13 | 1740 days ago

I once had a neighbor named Mark who claimed to be special ops.  He had seen me arguing with another guy in the street and he said he wanted to give me something for protection.  I worked at a bar at the time and this guy was always talking smack and talking to himself, you know.  We all thought he was crazy.  Anyway, he told me to come by his house after work.  When I got home, I walked across the street and his front door was open and his dog was in the yard.  I called out to him and no answer, so I went in.  Inside was a para-military office with computers and radar and such and pictures on the wall of him with George Bush Sr.  It was freaky.  Mark was passed out on the couch.  So I left a note, closed the door and left.

The next day on my porch was a .25 caliber Baretta in the box.  The serial no.s were not scratched but they did not match.  Also there was about 200 rounds of hollow point ammo.

It freaked me out.  It made me wonder about the gun's history.  I went back to his house, but got no answer.  And I never saw Mark again.

I gave the gun to my brother-in-law.  To my knowledge he still has it.

Oh, I also found $100 bucks in a desk in an office that I was given on a job.
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#14 | 1740 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

BikerBaby wrote:
The Booze was unopened!!!!!! If it was opened I would of poured it out!!!!! But nice Redneck refference there!!!!!
Soooo, you drank it then?
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#15 | 1740 days ago



Found supper one day.
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#16 | 1740 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:
Soooo, you drank it then?
Hell, yeah!  That morning!
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#17 | 1740 days ago

Silverfox31 wrote:
Careful, I know of truck drivers who pee in bottles while driving ???????????
I t was still sealed with the wrapper!!!! I don't usually make a habit of picking  up drinks on the side of the road ...this was our driveway
which I found it 300 yds from the mailboxes. If someone throw it from the road to almost the top of that hill -I want to watch them throw it again cuz it's around a bend !!
#18 | 1740 days ago

I've found towels,blankets,pillows,one huge blow up pool ball 4 ft wide,baseballcaps,chains,nice cooler in the middle of the road & once a even found a nanny goat but it had horns so I left it there.

No haven't openned it yet !!! But soon!!!!!!
#19 | 1740 days ago

if i found an UNOPEN bottle in my yard shoot yeah im gonna drink it might even share
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#20 | 1740 days ago

That's Funny..............I don't care who you are!!! Ya ain't getting it back!!!!!!!!!!!
#21 | 1740 days ago
AudiThree (+)

JAIMIEB wrote:

Ok Ummmmmmmm let's see... would you say it is called "finding something" if your at a friend's house and you found $20.00 in her couch and keep it?

Please people keep in mind it's just a question..... i'm asking for a friend!  LOL i'm lying my ass off!

Hey don't judge me atleast I brought her ass a double cheese burger off the $ menu with it! lol besides she owes me anyway!

 Doesn't justify that you took the $20 on her couch. 
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#22 | 1740 days ago
Missie (+)

About 10 pieces of my mailbox after someone hit it AGAIN .............
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#23 | 1740 days ago
JAIMIEB (+)

AudiThree wrote:
 Doesn't justify that you took the $20 on her couch. 
Hey dude!! that was really just a joke i am in no way a thief... i was kidding! so just relax a bit take sedative!!!!

laugh a little life is too short to walk around looking like you had a bad reaction to a botox injection!!
#24 | 1740 days ago

AudiThree wrote:
 Doesn't justify that you took the $20 on her couch. 
Funny !!!!!!!!!! It was in her couch NOT on her couch!!! Heehee.....Go back & read her comment !!!!

Ok Ummmmmmmm let's see... would you say it is called "finding something" if your at a friend's house and you found $20.00 in her couch and keep it?

Please people keep in mind it's just a question..... i'm asking for a friend!  LOL i'm lying my ass off!



#25 | 1740 days ago

I found Jesus, now he's "it." Okay everybody hide while Jesus counts to 10.
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#27 | 1740 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

Git r done.
#28 | 1740 days ago

AudiThree wrote:
 On the couch implies that it was found, in the couch implies it was searched for and found.  Use correct english and people will get the right idea.  I'm only pointing out what you have already said.   
Words mean things. 
The measure of your reaction shows how guilty you are. 

 Dude you can't read a joke very good can you? IT WAS A JOKE! Like you getting all in her face for making a joke!!!!!!!!!! We clearly see that she was joking when she stated that she was Lying her ass off!!!! The measure of her reaction is that YOU took her joke seriously !!!! She's guilty of making a joke !!! Jokes are funny !!!!!!! Do you know just how many people are laughing at you right now- ALOT !!!!!!!!!!!  I gave you a smart cuz it was funny - you made a smartazz comment !!!!!! You say "words mean nothing" - yet your getting all in her face with your words - WHICH mean NOTHING but- "Hey this guy can't hint that it's a joke."
#29 | 1740 days ago
spyder6665 (+)

I am not lucky, i do not find things. But if i were you biker baby i would use the velvet   to cristen the beasts new look.
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#30 | 1740 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

An unopened condom in my high school wallet found in an old box. 

Damn, those days were depressing!
#31 | 1740 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

fred77008 wrote:
I once had a neighbor named Mark who claimed to be special ops.  He had seen me arguing with another guy in the street and he said he wanted to give me something for protection.  I worked at a bar at the time and this guy was always talking smack and talking to himself, you know.  We all thought he was crazy.  Anyway, he told me to come by his house after work.  When I got home, I walked across the street and his front door was open and his dog was in the yard.  I called out to him and no answer, so I went in.  Inside was a para-military office with computers and radar and such and pictures on the wall of him with George Bush Sr.  It was freaky.  Mark was passed out on the couch.  So I left a note, closed the door and left.

The next day on my porch was a .25 caliber Baretta in the box.  The serial no.s were not scratched but they did not match.  Also there was about 200 rounds of hollow point ammo.

It freaked me out.  It made me wonder about the gun's history.  I went back to his house, but got no answer.  And I never saw Mark again.

I gave the gun to my brother-in-law.  To my knowledge he still has it.

Oh, I also found $100 bucks in a desk in an office that I was given on a job.
SpecOps nothing.....that was a company man.
#32 | 1740 days ago

I found a ziploc bag with crushed green leaves in it (thanks to CoC I can't give full details of what might have occured.
#33 | 1740 days ago
mooser58 (+)

Kenne wrote:
I found a ziploc bag with crushed green leaves in it (thanks to CoC I can't give full details of what might have occured.
Um, yeah, that was mine.
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#34 | 1740 days ago

When I was 10, I found a 20.00 bill on the way to school. When I was older found a 100.00 bill. I found numerous animals that I took home, nursed back to health and adopted. A few guys (but threw them back) Found my computer desk...and the damned thing makes me whack my knee every flippin' day! And, my computer chair. And, I've found numerous 10's and 20's here and there.
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#35 | 1739 days ago
computer_guy999 (+)

I am not so lucky finding  things on the side of the road....

But in the store I work in, I will find a few bucks on the floor, figure it must be my tip for my great customer service.  One day a guy came in (just a few sheets in the wind!!!) and decided to pull up a chair in our eating area.  We were talking, and decided to check hi wallet, counted his money.  Well, he left a 20 spot on the floor - I picked up the bill, and yelled out the door "Thanks for the tip!!!". 

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#36 | 1739 days ago
rileyjames47 (+)

I found myself when I really wasn't looking.
#37 | 1739 days ago

I never find anything but then i never wallk the roads.  I found my husband on the side of the road thumbing. 
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#38 | 1739 days ago
(+)

I once found a dead body on a caterpillar. My friends and I took pictures with the dead body. True story.

PQ away

This is a caterpillar in case you were wondering

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#39 | 1739 days ago
Scottpositron27 (+)

on the serious side, i have found money, bottles and cans, garbage, condoms, yes used at that, i have found booze and the other day i found 20 cents
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#40 | 1739 days ago

spyder6665 wrote:
I am not lucky, i do not find things. But if i were you biker baby i would use the velvet   to cristen the beasts new look.
What & waste the booze!!!!!! That is sac religious here! You trying to get me in trouble.Maybe bless it with holy moonshine but only where it doesn't involve paint or heated spots! I know a couple of Ministers who will bless the shine - for a pint !!!! LOL
#41 | 1739 days ago

I Found it!!!!!

    




I have also found money in my desk drawer at a job i had in highschool.  But my boss made me give it to her... she said "I could get back if no one claimed it from the lost and found."  ( i was 16 but i wasnt stupid... i never saw that money again.)  

I found some guys walking (stumbling) in my yard a couple months ago... but I didnt mess with them.  (They could have been Zombies)





I also Found Jesus (but really I have found him in my heart)



I found :

#42 | 1739 days ago



I found these two guys on the side of the road, but didn't really know what to do with 'em
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#43 | 1739 days ago

Ordinance. A lot of it. Some old, some new. ... ahh, life on the range. You never knew what you where going to find. Winning lottery tickets, scratch off variety. Money ... usually the money I had lost the night before.  I found my truck once, took me hours.


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#44 | 1739 days ago
18packabs (+)

I was found on the side of the road once. That person is still pissed....
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#45 | 1739 days ago

(Edited by lvjambor)

The only thing I found at the side of the road is dog poop.  And it ain't that pretty.  Trust me.

#46 | 1739 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

I found a lottery ticket the other day..won $2.00..LOL
And I kinda found my cat Bonehead on the road, well my boss did, and she brought him to me.

He ROCKS!!!
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#47 | 1739 days ago

(Edited by PJ88Fan)
I found an envelope in the parking lot at a grocery store with $300. in it. I took it inside and took it to Customer Service and turned it in. They said I had 3 weeks to wait and if  nobody came to claim it, they would call me and I could keep it. 3 weeks later they called and I had $300.00.
Honesty pays!!
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#48 | 1739 days ago

AndiLee0388 wrote:
I found a lottery ticket the other day..won $2.00..LOL
And I kinda found my cat Bonehead on the road, well my boss did, and she brought him to me.

He ROCKS!!!
You named your cat Bonehead?
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#49 | 1739 days ago

I've found small bills and scratch-off lottery tickets, but that's about it.
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#50 | 1738 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

kramer wrote:
You named your cat Bonehead?
Absolutely..it fits him perfectly. He is 23.5 lbs, and has a big old head.. besides his name was Tommy when I got him, and he hated it..
He loves Bonehead..LOL
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#51 | 1738 days ago

but i don't?
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#52 | 1738 days ago

I didn't know you lost it!!!!! Just joking.
#53 | 1738 days ago

'I found loove on a two waaay streeeeet, and lost it on a loan-leey  hiii-waaaay"
(that's for all you "ol' skool" heads only. If you're under 30, ask your folks.)

#54 | 1738 days ago

many times money,  one day  a pourse, and many things but a bottle , never .-
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#55 | 1738 days ago

as hot as it is here in FL, I don't walk ANYWHERE ...
#56 | 1738 days ago

(Edited by mrturk)

While I was losing $$ at the casino, my wife found a bucket with $37.25 of quarters in it between a couple machines.  She waited about 1/2 hour or so, but no one came back to claim it.  She cashed it in and to this day she brags that she is up $37.25 lifetime at the casino as she has NEVER put anything into one machine.  Sure wish I could say that.

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#57 | 1738 days ago

I have found money ( largest amount was $300 rolled with a rubber band ), two .357 rounds, a trycicle, shoes, and numerous road-kill.  Kept the cash, left the shoes and road-kill.  Fixed trycicle and painted it, then gave it to Goodwill.
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#58 | 1738 days ago

A friend of mine found a Bank money pouch that belonged to an adult store & they gave him a $1,000. shopping spree !!!!! He has very happy friends!!
#59 | 1737 days ago

Found a 4 gig Ipod on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere once, it had about 25 or so songs on it by the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and Miley Cirus, but I fixed all that...

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#60 | 1690 days ago

We have found $80.00 dollars on the  ground in a Department store.
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#61 | 1422 days ago

I found a gold ring about 5 years ago, in a storm water drain
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#62 | 1421 days ago

We found a hurt talon hawk on the side of an interstate.We managed to wrap him up in 2 coats & he sat on my lap for 26 miles so a conservation officer could pick him up.He sat still the whole time.He had 3 inch talons & a 4 inch beak.He was in the dark & nice & calm.THANKfully it stayed calm.

#63 | 1421 days ago

You never know what you'll find on the ground....or even under it...


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