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Honey,there's a nice man that needs a ride......
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-1612.2871. Honey,there's a nice man that needs a ride......

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#4 | 1828 days ago
TVO (+)

Phil had a hard time hitching a ride to the lumberjack convention...he probably should have worn a sportscoat...
  
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#1 | 1828 days ago

Cindy, that is a funnny pic. I will be laughing all day on that one. Thanks...
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#2 | 1828 days ago

AND I DIDNT RECOGNIZE HIM WITHOUT HIS JASON MASK, PULL OVER......... NOT.

#3 | 1828 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Good luck with catching a ride buddy!
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#4 | 1828 days ago
TVO (+)

Phil had a hard time hitching a ride to the lumberjack convention...he probably should have worn a sportscoat...
#5 | 1828 days ago

Well if you were going to pick up a hitchhiker...at least this one lets it be known what he is packing.
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#6 | 1828 days ago

  Does he really think he is going to get a ride?  
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#7 | 1828 days ago

That looks like my uncle!!

I've told that dumba$$ time and time again you face the oncoming traffic so they see your thumb, otherwise it looks like yer .... uhhhhhh .... well .... American Pie comes to mind.
#8 | 1828 days ago

Just a lumberjack, needing a ride.  Probably a nice guy.  We can discuss Axe Men while we drive.
#9 | 1828 days ago

I dont pick up hitch hikers for that reason.  Maybe a nice cop will give him a ride
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#10 | 1828 days ago

(Edited by BikerBaby)
It's a " hitch hiker hacker!!!!!!'   or is it a "hacker hitch hiker!!!!"
#11 | 1828 days ago

Well you can tell that he has a gun on his right side and an axe probally a cop going to an axe convention hehe
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#12 | 1828 days ago

Maybe he's going to a slumber party at Jason's or Freddy's house!
#13 | 1828 days ago

sorry, I cant breake my car, I dont know drive ,sorry friend, HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#14 | 1828 days ago

I don't know what all the fuss is about, haven't you all ever seen a bottle opener before?  I will help him so he can help me open my Coronas......
#15 | 1828 days ago

I was thinkiing.... Damn......Jason is on the loose again! That is a crazy picture!
#16 | 1828 days ago

yeah that is pretty bad.  i cant believe he didnt try to do something with the axe.  but then again what can he do with it?
#17 | 1828 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

mojorisin188 wrote:
yeah that is pretty bad.  i cant believe he didnt try to do something with the axe.  but then again what can he do with it?
Chop down the cherry tree.....
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#18 | 1828 days ago

He's waiting for the chicken that's on the other side of the road!!!!
#19 | 1828 days ago
JAIMIEB (+)

Depends on what he looks like my goofy A$$ would offer to take him to the nearest gas station..  or ask if he needs to use my cell phone... LOL
#20 | 1828 days ago

Hey Buddy I Can't Give You A Ride, But I Was Wondering If You Were Going To Use That Axe You Got There?
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#21 | 1828 days ago

I would have to say No WAY honey haven't you ever seen the movie the HITCHER were he hitches a ride and kills eveyone and then I would call the police and say there is a guy who needs a ride from yall on the side of the road with his ax and gun hurry before he leaves he really needs the police to help him find his way
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#22 | 1828 days ago

How doe's that tune from Friday the 13Th go! Look honey RUN THAT SON OF A B&%#@ OVER NOW!
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#23 | 1828 days ago
computer_guy999 (+)

Well, is that an axe in your hand, or are you just happy to see me??

Either way - I am probably not making it home tonite...
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#24 | 1828 days ago

Ok i'm sorry thats a what the hell was he thinking?  All that comes to my mind is whoo hoo look at me I have an axe and i'm not afraid to use it.
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#25 | 1827 days ago

DO NOT STOP!! At least the guy with the chainsaw had beer.
#26 | 1827 days ago

Guide to hitchhiking - #12.  There is no such thing as, an axe for a free ride...
#27 | 1827 days ago

 REALL NICE MAN .........PROBABLY A WOOD CUTTER NEEDS SOME LIFT
#28 | 1826 days ago

Well we all know that looks can be deceiving.....but this Scrub is letting us all know that The Life You Save May Be Your Own!!!
#29 | 1826 days ago

"HEY, Tell the guys in the firetruck in front of you THEY DROPPED THEIR AXE!"
#30 | 1826 days ago

"HEY, Tell the guys in the firetruck in front of you THEY DROPPED THEIR AXE!"
#31 | 1826 days ago

IM really surprised noone ran him over.. LOL
#32 | 1826 days ago

He may have an axe to grind!
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#33 | 1826 days ago

i HADN'T EVEN SEEN THE PICTURE THAT GOOD BEFORE i STARTED LAUGHING! i'M CRYING OVA HERE!
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#34 | 1825 days ago

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

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#35 | 1825 days ago

He brought the ax along just incase a gang of  a wild trees attack !!!

#36 | 1824 days ago
Irish22 (+)

Some people that met Ted Bundy, claimed that he was a charming man, and they thought he was very nice.  Some people and looks can be very deceiving.
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#37 | 1824 days ago

Irish22 wrote:
Some people that met Ted Bundy, claimed that he was a charming man, and they thought he was very nice.  Some people and looks can be very deceiving.
" Hi !!!!!!!!! .......... Ted Bundy & it's a pleasure hacking you to bits!!!!!"
#38 | 1823 days ago
mooser58 (+)

I would pick him up...that ax would be no competition for the 9MM under my front seat.  NEVER bring an ax to a gun fight.
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#39 | 1823 days ago

 Is that an ax in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
#40 | 1823 days ago

I would like to see the statics on who would actual stop for this guy with an ax. Darwin's law is in play here. Thinning of the herd lol
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#41 | 1818 days ago

"...but he's got Bud Light."

"Hey buddy, what's the ax for?"

"It's a, uhh, bottle opener."

Great commercial.
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#42 | 1817 days ago

I'd tell him to get a job, and buy his own Damn car!!
 
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#43 | 1817 days ago

i see nothing wrong with this picture!!!!  XD
#44 | 1817 days ago

#45 | 1807 days ago

please....................
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#46 | 1804 days ago

maybe he just wants to "axe" for directions.
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#47 | 1791 days ago

Soooorry Non stop vehicle.
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#48 | 1789 days ago
JulieMarie (+)

I can recall picking up a hitchhiker one time, and he was just a college boy seeing if he could make his way across the country.  Though he did say Iowans were the least likely to give him a ride.
#49 | 1781 days ago
Scottpositron27 (+)

i left my six gun in my other pants!
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#50 | 1781 days ago
crazylady65 (+)

sure i give him a ride right to the the wack ward tell them he needs white coat ?????
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#51 | 1781 days ago
normski77 (+)

what kind of "ride" do u mean?? ha ha! maybe he wants another kind of ride,then again,that looks like he is doing a wanking sign with his hand, dont  u think?? and his axe has gone a bit "limp",hasnt it??
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#52 | 1781 days ago
soccer_mom2007 (+)

normski77 wrote:
what kind of "ride" do u mean?? ha ha! maybe he wants another kind of ride,then again,that looks like he is doing a wanking sign with his hand, dont  u think?? and his axe has gone a bit "limp",hasnt it??
yea it might have oh crap it might have not thought of that hear i thought he was a stud
lolololllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooolllllllllll
#53 | 1781 days ago
normski77 (+)

normski77 wrote:
what kind of "ride" do u mean?? ha ha! maybe he wants another kind of ride,then again,that looks like he is doing a wanking sign with his hand, dont  u think?? and his axe has gone a bit "limp",hasnt it??
haha! thats a good one!
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#54 | 1766 days ago
fasterhurry (+)

I like your axe ave you seen da size of my chain saw it's technology.
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#55 | 1766 days ago

 O K, guy, you need a ride after hard days' work,
        but remember I am expert in self defense,
          please do not make me prove it at your risk of getting axed with your own.
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#56 | 1765 days ago

 That'a a good one there but I think I'll Pass...
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#57 | 1765 days ago

CRAZY MAN..AT LEAST PUT THE AXE AWAY
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