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Drop em and get to the point!!
By drop em, I mean ...

"All of [your] Fn b****a** complaints, because I know it has abso-Fn-lutely nothing to do with what the F [we] are talking about, or are even responsible for ... and make it quick, because the more [you] speak, the more I'm going to visualize choking [your] Fn retarded a**, and frankly, I don't think [you're] worth that kind of effort!!"

Ahhhh ... that felt so good!  Q-Therapy, Now In-Session!  Dr. McWiggle is now at your service ... or ready to service you ... depending upon whether you have boobs or moobs!  LOL

Today my day began with some very heated and "verbal violence," because certain individuals I'm forced to work with regularly are way too Fn computer illiterate to be trying to explain how difficult it may or may not be to configure multiple computer systems for simulations!  [Hence my rant above]

Frankly, I think anyone unable to type should just keep their Fn mouth shut around me if the conversation has to deal with computers, or someone is probably going to end up like Fn Hoffa!!

***And there you have it, Class!  The rest of this period we will discuss all of the S***s that's making you go Fn nuts lately!***

(THERE IS ALREADY A POLL TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS ON THE Q AND TO SUGGEST POSSIBLE FIXES, SO PLEASE, FOR THE SAKE OF NOT BEING REDUNDANT SAVE THAT SORT OF COMMENTARY FOR THAT POLL ... IN FACT ... HERE IS A LINK TO THAT POLL, IF YOU'D LIKE TO DO SO:  http://www.faniq.com/poll/FanIQ-Suggestion-Box-822518,95 ... I'll be there in "2 and 2")

~~~~In case yer wondering, yes, I understand S*** cannot be pluralized with an 's'~~~
| Closed on 09/01/09 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
33 Fans 
9%a. Are you secretly jockying for a star?
9%b. What kind of music do you listen to dude???
12%c. F Chuck Woolery ... and you! ***Yeh I caught that***
30%d. Do babies inherently cry when you walk by?
3%e. Can you make me Twitter on yer Facebook?
9%f. What no shoutouts to "clique-ers?"
3%g. You need to go checkout the Erin Andrew's vids 'again'
24%h. Otro

 &nbp;
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#2 | 1892 days ago

I have no idea what you just said, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on it's head


  
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#1 | 1892 days ago

...but I like it when you visualize chokin' my F'n a**
#2 | 1892 days ago

I have no idea what you just said, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on it's head


#3 | 1892 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Who is making me F'N nuts:

1. A certain former governor who wears glasses and some say is good looking. I've had enough of her.
2. A certain poster who keeps overusing punctuation marks. (Nothing bugs me more. lol)

What is making me F'N nuts:

1. Boredom---I'm bored!
2. My car---Did you (my car) really have to get new tires and a battery? I treat you well by washing and this is how I am paid.
3. Dodgers--Don't you know what I have to suffer through every time you guys lose. That clown is not very nice.

OK---I think that is it. Bring this poll back in September and I am sure I will have lots more.
Are you secretly jockying for a star?  
#4 | 1892 days ago

Not you!
Are you secretly jockying for a star?  
#5 | 1892 days ago
mooser58 (+)

Yep...no f**king Love Connection now you far reaching mofo.  Now I have this doofy face stuck in my head and the only way to shake it is to go to the range on the drive home, fire off about 300+ 9MM rounds and then go home and pound several glasses of whiskey.



Wait.  That is a good thing.  Gun play and whiskey are my friends.

Carry on with your rage.  No harm no foul.
F Chuck Woolery ... and you! ***Yeh I caught that***  
#6 | 1892 days ago

Shore traffic, tornadoes in NJ (?!?!), people who say "irregardless", my psycho downstairs neighbor who sits in his boxers with his front door open and STARES at me whenever I walk by ... gimme some time, I might have more (ha, I said "might"). 

Otro  
#7 | 1892 days ago

Have I mentioned how much my co-worker bugs me? Well she is doing it again!! I have sneezed 8 times since I got back from lunch because she decided she needed MORE perfume!

What is bugging me?
This day is going by so s-l-o-w....no customers. We have been open since 9am and I have 14 transactions. Not 14 customers, more like 5 customers.

I would really like to leave and go get a beer at the Mexican Restaurant around the corner, but that's not gonna happen before 5!

Oh well that's my life....today!

Can you make me Twitter on yer Facebook?  
#8 | 1892 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

I will F'ning Drop my list for you:

1.  Duplicate Polls!
2.  Cartoon Polls!
3.  The F'ning Man On The Bull
4.  Why Is It That JR is Having Such F'ning Bad Luck This Season?
5.  My F'ning Predicts Suck!

Other than that things couldn't be better! 
Do babies inherently cry when you walk by?  
#9 | 1892 days ago

Anything that has to do with the Federal Government right now....

F-------------------------------------------------------------K!!!!!!!!!


(sorry about all the !'s Becky)
What no shoutouts to "clique-ers?"  
#10 | 1892 days ago

WOW.... ever hear of therapy ??? or suicide ???  how about working the 12 steps DUDE !! 
Do babies inherently cry when you walk by?  
#11 | 1892 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Anything that has to do with the Federal Government right now....

F-------------------------------------------------------------K!!!!!!!!!


(sorry about all the !'s Becky)
Requesting Double Post!  I wanna give you a smart too!  LOL
F Chuck Woolery ... and you! ***Yeh I caught that***  
#12 | 1892 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Anything that has to do with the Federal Government right now....

F-------------------------------------------------------------K!!!!!!!!!


(sorry about all the !'s Becky)
Don't let it happen again. lol
Are you secretly jockying for a star?  
#13 | 1892 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Anything that has to do with the Federal Government right now....

F-------------------------------------------------------------K!!!!!!!!!


(sorry about all the !'s Becky)
Granted.
What no shoutouts to "clique-ers?"  
#14 | 1892 days ago

What makes me nuts this week.

Women who are pregnant who talk incessantly about their babies.  We have four at work right now. 
When we are short staffed one day and way to busy but the next day we are over staffed and way to slow. 
People who talk on their cell phones or text while they are driving. 
My son who won't get signed up for the last two classes he needs for the fall quarter and will end up waiting to the last minute then wonder why he did not get into the class.

Ask me next week and it might be a different rant.
Do babies inherently cry when you walk by?  
#15 | 1892 days ago

What makes me nuts this week.

Women who are pregnant who talk incessantly about their babies.  We have four at work right now. 
When we are short staffed one day and way to busy but the next day we are over staffed and way to slow. 
People who talk on their cell phones or text while they are driving. 
My son who won't get signed up for the last two classes he needs for the fall quarter and will end up waiting to the last minute then wonder why he did not get into the class.

Ask me next week and it might be a different rant.
Do babies inherently cry when you walk by?  
#16 | 1892 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Granted.
Word Honkey!
F Chuck Woolery ... and you! ***Yeh I caught that***  
#17 | 1892 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

PQ'ers that don't have enough cojones to stand up and tell you why they dropped a pq bomb on ya.

(Can I say cojones on here?  If not, feel free to edit)
F Chuck Woolery ... and you! ***Yeh I caught that***  
#18 | 1892 days ago

HMOG Why me??????? I am a teacher for gosh darn sake..... Stop the madness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you secretly jockying for a star?  
#19 | 1892 days ago

Your drop my eight ball you got more then ten to pick it up !!!!!!!!!!
#20 | 1892 days ago

I'm laughin my a** off reading your comment and hearing it in "Austin Power's" accent!!

[Spelled  Phonetically]  "On-nestly?  Wuh Fn Bool??"
F Chuck Woolery ... and you! ***Yeh I caught that***  
#21 | 1892 days ago

That Arorarun guy that posted countless pointless polls each morning, some of which I thought were downright sexist
#22 | 1892 days ago

kteacher wrote:
HMOG Why me??????? I am a teacher for gosh darn sake..... Stop the madness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That madness?
Can you make me Twitter on yer Facebook?  
#23 | 1892 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That madness?
Yes!
Are you secretly jockying for a star?  
#24 | 1892 days ago

kteacher wrote:
HMOG Why me??????? I am a teacher for gosh darn sake..... Stop the madness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF, did someone take over your computer?
What no shoutouts to "clique-ers?"  
#25 | 1892 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Yes!
I will try to control my use of punctuation.

On a lighter note my co worker just walked by me to the printer and I just sneezed like 3 more times. Did you know they still make "White Diamonds" by Elizabeth Taylor?
Can you make me Twitter on yer Facebook?  
#26 | 1892 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

(Edited by AndiLee0388)
The F'n chick I work with that does not know how to bathe her extremely overweight body properly, even after putting all of us in the uncomfortable position of having to tell her this over and over.  Or the fact that going in the BR and dousing yourself with powder and perfume only gives you scented funk!

The f'n rain every day  the minute I walk out the door from work.

The f'n beer I just went to get that isn't there, so I now have to go to the store!

That about covers it for today!


What kind of music do you listen to dude???  
#27 | 1892 days ago

AndiLee0388 wrote:
The F'n chick I work with that does not know how to bathe her extremely overweight body properly, even after putting all of us in the uncomfortable position of having to tell her this over and over.  Or the fact that going in the BR and dousing yourself with powder and perfume only gives you scented funk!

The f'n rain every day  the minute I walk out the door from work.

The f'n beer I just went to get that isn't there, so I now have to go to the store!

That about covers it for today!


I feel your pain!
Can you make me Twitter on yer Facebook?  
#28 | 1892 days ago

WOW, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY, OK. DONT WANNA CROSS YOUR PATH.
#29 | 1892 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

Ty Murray?
F Chuck Woolery ... and you! ***Yeh I caught that***  
#30 | 1892 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

OK and now.....................

The f'n cork that just broke in the bottle of Yellow Tail Chardonnay I was trying to open, cos it's raining and I didnt want to go to the dang store for beer
What kind of music do you listen to dude???  
#31 | 1892 days ago

AndiLee0388 wrote:
OK and now.....................

The f'n cork that just broke in the bottle of Yellow Tail Chardonnay I was trying to open, cos it's raining and I didnt want to go to the dang store for beer
Just push it through, you'll be fine.... 
What no shoutouts to "clique-ers?"  
#32 | 1892 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

sc0ttm0 wrote:
Just push it through, you'll be fine.... 
But then I have to drink the whole bottle..oh wait....good idea..LOL
What kind of music do you listen to dude???  
#33 | 1892 days ago

OH OH, I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE,

PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

I think these people thought it was cumbersome to try and push the shift button and a letter at the same time, so they discovered caps lock and never looked back.

OR

They really do yell all the time.

OR

They know it annoys me so they do it on purpose.

OR

It's a plan implemented by the left wing to slowly drive all intelligent people crazy so they can continue to push their socialist agenda's without the need for intelligent debate.

OR

They've never been told that all caps is annoying.  If that's the case, and this pertains to you, please re-read this sentence and find the CAPS LOCK button and kindly push it. 
What no shoutouts to "clique-ers?"  
#34 | 1892 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

ROTFLMBO..I didnt quote you cos it makes the page so long, but damn that was funny!

We need a f'n funny as hell button
What kind of music do you listen to dude???  
#35 | 1892 days ago



Beware, You Shall Never Utter That Name Ever Again {He Who Shall Not Be Named].....
Are you secretly jockying for a star?  
#36 | 1892 days ago


Otro  
#37 | 1892 days ago

Dood, you have been reading WAY too much BOFH.
Do babies inherently cry when you walk by?  
#38 | 1892 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Tiger since you are my buddy I'm going to go easy on you!

1.  I didn't start the Cartoon Thing!  I did some funny comic strips not Who Is Your Favorite_________Character!
2.  JR has usually a couple of wins under his belt by now.  However, you are correct I don't like it win people compare him to 
      his father!  He's his own man!
3.  The Man On A Bull is an A$$, but i do believe he has been escorted off The Q! (Kudos to The Mods!)

Anything else?

 

Do babies inherently cry when you walk by?  
#39 | 1892 days ago
computer_guy999 (+)

What drives me nuts....

I went out and bought that 6-pack of beer, and bringing it up the stairs - tripped and broke half the 6-pack...beer flowing everywhere and now I got to clean i up...what a waste of good beer

Been running around all day, trying to collect some money a buddy of mine owes me, after about a month of trying to contact him.  Found him today - did not have the money, and now he has a real nice shiner..says he will pay me back in a couple of days!!

Found out today that my request to get on a day shift at the store was denied.  So I asked why, and was told the company can't afford to hire someone else to replace you, and if we moved to you days and business at the store got slow, you might be laid off...they just could have said "no"...

What a day....
Otro  
#40 | 1892 days ago

sc0ttm0 wrote:
OH OH, I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE,

PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

I think these people thought it was cumbersome to try and push the shift button and a letter at the same time, so they discovered caps lock and never looked back.

OR

They really do yell all the time.

OR

They know it annoys me so they do it on purpose.

OR

It's a plan implemented by the left wing to slowly drive all intelligent people crazy so they can continue to push their socialist agenda's without the need for intelligent debate.

OR

They've never been told that all caps is annoying.  If that's the case, and this pertains to you, please re-read this sentence and find the CAPS LOCK button and kindly push it. 
Sorry , my bad
#41 | 1892 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:

Tiger since you are my buddy I'm going to go easy on you!

1.  I didn't start the Cartoon Thing!  I did some funny comic strips not Who Is Your Favorite_________Character!
2.  JR has usually a couple of wins under his belt by now.  However, you are correct I don't like it win people compare him to 
      his father!  He's his own man!
3.  The Man On A Bull is an A$$, but i do believe he has been escorted off The Q! (Kudos to The Mods!)

Anything else?

 

I gave you a "bold" for using the "" smiley. I've never seen it used before
#42 | 1892 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

nyrangers wrote:
I gave you a "bold" for using the "" smiley. I've never seen it used before
Thanks my little Towel Friend!  To me it means....Write a letter, stick it in an envelope and shove it up your a$$!  Tiger knows I'm kidding! lol
Do babies inherently cry when you walk by?  
#43 | 1892 days ago

How about the owner who thinks I can spin gold from my A$$!!!!!!!
#44 | 1892 days ago

Thank you DrMcwiggleSr.
#45 | 1892 days ago

Hummmm my day was good comparably. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi Becky
Do babies inherently cry when you walk by?  
#46 | 1892 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

The F'ning Man On The Bull is still here!
Do babies inherently cry when you walk by?  
#47 | 1892 days ago

Cyclists ... sorry, just had to add that to my list.  That's all.
Otro  
#48 | 1892 days ago

People. Just in general. That about covers it.
You need to go checkout the Erin Andrew's vids 'again'  
#49 | 1892 days ago

I'v had a good day.
Do babies inherently cry when you walk by?  
#50 | 1891 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Cyclists ... sorry, just had to add that to my list.  That's all.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you!!  Those F'ers are Fn nutz!!   Fn hate em!!
F Chuck Woolery ... and you! ***Yeh I caught that***  
#51 | 1891 days ago

(Edited by RichyMcWiggleSr)
janet011685 wrote:
Cyclists ... sorry, just had to add that to my list.  That's all.

~

F Chuck Woolery ... and you! ***Yeh I caught that***  
#52 | 1891 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

peaple who use my polls to make them look good by cutting my polls down in another poll that they made.. If you think my polls suck, then F'ing say it on your comments in my poll. Stop useing my polls to cut down just to get you your precious F'ing  little points.  peaple, these points dont mean a damn thing. You dont win money, or real trophies, or anything else. the only thing you win when u get a lot of points is a higher ranking.

Higher rankings are good for your ego and they make you feel good and proud. And i am all for that. But F'ing get them the fair and honest way. Dont make up polls cutting other peaples polls dowm.

There is an exception to this.....when you see so many stupid first grader polls that ask things like "what is the first letter in your name"......."How old are you"........"did you die when you stayed in that house that burnt to the ground?"...........by all means please do cut these polls down in the hopes that it will stop.
#53 | 1891 days ago
rileyjames47 (+)

"I don't need no STINKIN Q Box" would you like to meet my little friend...................

#54 | 1891 days ago

When the teacher corrects your English, I will return to see if I can answer this! 

Otro  
#55 | 1883 days ago
18packabs (+)

Sounds like you are needing some substance Therapy. I suggest a doobie and a drink....LOL
What kind of music do you listen to dude???  
#56 | 1883 days ago
TVO (+)

nyrangers wrote:
I have no idea what you just said, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on it's head


Nothing in this world makes me madder than food with a hair in it.....oh, this is a hare with food on it....it stil p!sses me off...
#57 | 1871 days ago

Richy, WTF. 
Get a life.
Otro  
#58 | 1584 days ago

This sooo just made me want to stalk you more.
#59 | 1584 days ago

first of all - i love the title!

secondly - i've had a lot of crap come up in the past few months that actually forces me to make decisions. boo. (see diagram a)

thirdly - thanks, but that's all you're getting from me, you quack

fourthly - diagram a:


 

i apologize for my boredom. will you start making some of these polls again?

#60 | 1584 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

first of all - i love the title!

secondly - i've had a lot of crap come up in the past few months that actually forces me to make decisions. boo. (see diagram a)

thirdly - thanks, but that's all you're getting from me, you quack

fourthly - diagram a:


 

i apologize for my boredom. will you start making some of these polls again?

LOL
 

I've had a long bout of bliters wrock!  I'll have to try and think of some s**ts .................. Although ................ I reckon (you'll find this periodically in my polls and stuff :)  ... it is about time for a return of the Doc.

F Chuck Woolery ... and you! ***Yeh I caught that***  
#61 | 1584 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:

LOL
 

I've had a long bout of bliters wrock!  I'll have to try and think of some s**ts .................. Although ................ I reckon (you'll find this periodically in my polls and stuff :)  ... it is about time for a return of the Doc.

awesome...cause i knifed my punching clown the other day and have no outlet
#62 | 1578 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
awesome...cause i knifed my punching clown the other day and have no outlet
That comment is worthy of HOF status!!! :) LMAO!
F Chuck Woolery ... and you! ***Yeh I caught that***  
#63 | 1577 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
That comment is worthy of HOF status!!! :) LMAO!
hahaha thanks mayne
#64 | 1186 days ago

This is awesomeness, someone needs to drag Wiggles a** back here ASAP!!

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