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Let's make a Gross out hamburger!!!!
Let's make a Gross out hamburger!!!! PhotoLet's build a Grossburger Burger!!!!
Featured by: sports_schmorts at 8/09/09 1:11AM
| Closed on 10/07/09 at 05:00PM
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257.2631. Let's make a Gross out hamburger!!!!

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#10 | 1715 days ago
mooser58 (+)

Hamburger topped with blue cheese, moldy lettuce, grape jelly, sardines, raw seaweed, unripe tomato and served in a dirty ashtray.
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#1 | 1715 days ago

These folks have already beat us to it in some cases. And some of it looks kinda good... thisiswhyyourefat.com/
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#2 | 1715 days ago

oops...sorry,meant to give ya a big vote....
#3 | 1715 days ago
d29point9 (+)

If Ozzy will eat it, I'll pass, lol......
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#4 | 1715 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

how about a liver and sardine burger?
#5 | 1715 days ago

Yay Ozzie....
#6 | 1715 days ago
spyder6665 (+)

how about catfish with chow chow and red oinions
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#7 | 1715 days ago

You would probably find some in here.
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#8 | 1715 days ago

Mmmmm, yummy, I found this dead deer down the road, I'll start grinding up some meat!
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#9 | 1715 days ago

Burger King ruined sandwich for me ,I ordered a chicken sandwich they smothered it with mayo!!!! There was more mayo then chicken!!! I sent it back- I couldn't eat anything !! To this day I never eat any sandwich with mayo.EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!
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#10 | 1715 days ago
mooser58 (+)

Hamburger topped with blue cheese, moldy lettuce, grape jelly, sardines, raw seaweed, unripe tomato and served in a dirty ashtray.
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#11 | 1715 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

mooser58 wrote:
Hamburger topped with blue cheese, moldy lettuce, grape jelly, sardines, raw seaweed, unripe tomato and served in a dirty ashtray.
Don't forget the toe jam.
#12 | 1715 days ago
nascarguru (+)

mooser58 wrote:
Hamburger topped with blue cheese, moldy lettuce, grape jelly, sardines, raw seaweed, unripe tomato and served in a dirty ashtray.
you use to eat c-rations in the army to huh!
#13 | 1715 days ago

 shoot! chipped another tooth
#14 | 1715 days ago
nascarguru (+)

hockey54 wrote:
 shoot! chipped another tooth
dam , thats a dagwood!
#15 | 1715 days ago

 I'll have an Alpo burger.
#16 | 1715 days ago

How about a maggoty cheese burger
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#17 | 1715 days ago

How about cow brains,liver and heart burger with mustard and ketchup and moldie cheese on it
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#18 | 1715 days ago

It's got to be the south Mississippi combo; a butter bean sandwich chased with a glass of lukewarm monkey sweat. MMMM  MMMM Good!
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#19 | 1715 days ago

The preventive/precautionary Burger might work for me and those with bad burger tummies
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#20 | 1715 days ago
suji_bella (+)

Oh! I'm soooooooooo sorry, I don't know to prepare Burger.......... But i know well to eat it..........
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#21 | 1715 days ago
publicenemy1 (+)

This is kind of like those grosser than gross jokes we told as kids.
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#22 | 1715 days ago
nascarguru (+)

deep fried chocolate diiped cock roaches any one
#23 | 1715 days ago
nascarguru (+)

oh yeah , and make the roach burger with cheese please
#24 | 1715 days ago

THE SOUTH END OF A NORTH BOUND ....WHATEVER

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#27 | 1715 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

  Don't these look delicious?  How do you think these would taste?
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#28 | 1715 days ago

 Yuckssssssssssssssssssssss it's a witch...
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#35 | 1715 days ago

Hmmmmmmm, looks like an episode of Spongebob. When he fell in love with the girl burger and kept her around
till she got waaaaaaaaaaay too ripe, lol.
#36 | 1715 days ago

publicenemy1 wrote:
This is kind of like those grosser than gross jokes we told as kids.
Yeah this sounds like something 12-14 year olds would get a kick out of.  lol ewwwwwww
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#37 | 1715 days ago

A Ralphwich (Hand sandwich)
#38 | 1715 days ago

A breakfast balut burger with haggis and fumunda cheese in a sesame seed bun.
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#41 | 1715 days ago
tumble_weed (+)

mooser58 wrote:
Hamburger topped with blue cheese, moldy lettuce, grape jelly, sardines, raw seaweed, unripe tomato and served in a dirty ashtray.
In West (by God) Virginia we call that lunch....yeehaw!
#42 | 1715 days ago
tumble_weed (+)

fI3RyBaLlS wrote:
The preventive/precautionary Burger might work for me and those with bad burger tummies
That looks like what I used to eat back in the 60's.
#43 | 1715 days ago
tumble_weed (+)

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
  Don't these look delicious?  How do you think these would taste?
I try not to eat anything with a face.
#44 | 1715 days ago
tumble_weed (+)

A real hambooger, anyone?
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#46 | 1714 days ago

Armadillo on the half -shell!
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#47 | 1714 days ago
computer_guy999 (+)

Just take some week old buns, you want that "green" tone to them, slap a raw piece of meat on the bun, some old lettuce - make sure it is brown in color, condiments - get your best knife out and scrape some old ketchup of the bottle (mustard scrapings are good too)..now you are ready for a meal!!!
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#48 | 1714 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

nascarguru wrote:
hey , I am going to go take a s**t , you need anything?
A good poll and good comments. Until i got to this guys comments. Hey funny is funny.  But something as sick as this and some other comments made buy this same guy are just stupid and it actually makes me sick to my stomach.  Stuff like this is what gives the Q a bad rap.
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#50 | 1714 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

nascarguru wrote:
you will never understand military way of looking at things
What you posted has nothing to do with the military.   That post and a couple of others that you posted are just sick. You have already had one post taken out of the polls and im sure a couple more will be removed by in the morning.
#51 | 1714 days ago

nascarguru wrote:
you will never understand military way of looking at things
This isn't the military so don't bring that kind of distaste here ! What you said wasn't gross it was distateful & rude !! And this is my first ever FEATURED POLL ! I already flagged you twice for the comments & your "Military" bad attitude!!! This kind of behavior is frowned on here & not tolerated !! There are alot of military guys &gals on here! And they are nothing but respectful ! And don't tell me that I don't know anything about the military way of life- I'm a Navial Officer's daughter,grand daughter,Daughter-in-law ,Aunt & cusin.I have so many of my family out there & my oldest Nephew is in Iraq in the heavy fighting zone.My Uncle was in Dessert Storm & he came back with more medals than his CO.This is a place where we all come to relax & have fun!!! I didn't put this kind of poll on here for it to be distastefully done.I'll have all of your disgusting remarks removed from my poll !!!   
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#52 | 1714 days ago

nascarguru wrote:
you will never understand military way of looking at things
The military and the mentality of it's forces had nothing to with anything in  this poll.  We're not the only ones who've seen nasty s***!
#53 | 1714 days ago

ugh ugh hell naw. hwe bout mshroom burger. huh snds gd 2 me! wht'd ya sy?
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#54 | 1714 days ago

dis is so gross
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#55 | 1714 days ago

start with ground possum... gross enough for me...
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#56 | 1713 days ago
Grneyes (+)

snot burger ..........ok thats enough , no burgers for me for awhile............going to kitchen to get malanta and bathroom to up chuck......
#57 | 1713 days ago

Different Sorts of BURGER for Different Folks (sorry strokes! do it the way you like it)
#58 | 1713 days ago

Different Sorts of BURGER for Different Folks (sorry strokes! do it the way you like it)
#59 | 1713 days ago

What don't you make a Fear Factor style burger. Im sure Joe could think of millions of ways to gross you out
#60 | 1713 days ago



I can feel my arteries clogging already...YIKES!!!
#61 | 1713 days ago

d29point9 wrote:
If Ozzy will eat it, I'll pass, lol......
my husband looks just like ozzy...i know i wouldn't eat anything that gross....lol
#62 | 1713 days ago

i'm a good cook...i can make a feast out of c rations...lol   
#63 | 1713 days ago

i thank your family for serving our counrty...ohhhh rah
#64 | 1713 days ago

Just add a toy to that and we have an "Unhappy meal"
#65 | 1713 days ago

dalejarrett4ever wrote:


I can feel my arteries clogging already...YIKES!!!
"God, Is This Heaven"
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#66 | 1712 days ago

(Edited by blondie45044)

Thanks I was hungry and going for a snack, now it seems bed sounds better! 

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#67 | 1712 days ago


heheheheheeh
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#68 | 1712 days ago
carlalbert64 (+)

tumble_weed wrote:
I try not to eat anything with a face.
you don't know what you are missing out on! hehehe
#69 | 1712 days ago
18packabs (+)

Have you ever heard of a WISH sandwich? A WISH snadwich is the kind of a sandwich in which you have two pieces of bread and you WISH you had some meat.....
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#70 | 1710 days ago

Sorry I have no suggestion I thik I will go throw up now Some very Gross burgers mentioned LOL
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#71 | 1709 days ago

I can't wait to get the two for one sale--"yes here is my coupon"
#72 | 1673 days ago

18packabs wrote:
Have you ever heard of a WISH sandwich? A WISH snadwich is the kind of a sandwich in which you have two pieces of bread and you WISH you had some meat.....
A jam sandwitch is much better.(two pcs. of bread jammed togather.)LOL

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