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49	So what would you really do? (Edited 10/12/09 10:01AM by Daniel_and_Becca) \| Closed on 11/23/09 at 03:00AM FanIQ Pts? No \| Locker Room \| Numeric Input Opinion Poll

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643.379	1. So what would you really do?

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#4 \| 1339 days ago mrturk (+)	That is why I always check the roll first. 2
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#1 \| 1339 days ago Daniel_and_Becca (+)	I would just go home and put everything in the washing machine, Then take a shower. lol not much you can do. lol 7.77
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#2 \| 1339 days ago rileyjames47 (+)	I guess it would not be too difficult to pull up your pants and go to another stall and finish the job.
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#3 \| 1339 days ago Football_Lover (+)	That's funny lol 658.36
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#4 \| 1339 days ago mrturk (+)	That is why I always check the roll first. 2
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#5 \| 1339 days ago Boxerguy000 (+)	If it were me and I was wearing a t-shirt underneath, take the t-shirt off, use it and then deposit it in the trash bin. 9
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#6 \| 1339 days ago GARYALLAN4EVER (+)	wouldnt happen to me!!! i always check b4 sitting!! lol 8
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#7 \| 1339 days ago jerrybl39 (+)	Ask the guy in the next stall if he had a hanky I could borrow... 39
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#8 \| 1339 days ago cubsgirl (+)	ummm i'd be crawling under to the next stall. 8
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#9 \| 1339 days ago vrawat503 (+)	rileyjames47 wrote: I guess it would not be too difficult to pull up your pants and go to another stall and finish the job. i think u like this most... and u need it
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#10 \| 1339 days ago Louisiana_Woman (+)	OK, So first off I aggree, You always check to make sure paper is there first - BUT - should you be in such a hurry you OMG! I forgot to look - ask someone next door.
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#11 \| 1339 days ago WV_Mountaineer (+)	Yell for help!
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#12 \| 1339 days ago adamace (+)	i always wear an undershirt. and boxers.......but i also have a cell phone.
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#13 \| 1339 days ago fasterhurry (+)	I check first also so wouldn't happen 2 me but he could use his tie 100
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#14 \| 1339 days ago d29point9 (+)	fasterhurry wrote: I check first also so wouldn't happen 2 me but he could use his tie Damn - I was going to say that his tie was expendable too, hahahaha.... 29.9
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#15 \| 1339 days ago fasterhurry (+)	fasterhurry wrote: I check first also so wouldn't happen 2 me but he could use his tie great minds think alike 100
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#16 \| 1339 days ago half_baked (+)	fasterhurry wrote: I check first also so wouldn't happen 2 me but he could use his tie Exactly...who doesn't check first???
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#17 \| 1339 days ago jswol54 (+)	(Edited by jswol54) adamace wrote: i always wear an undershirt. and boxers.......but i also have a cell phone. double post 54
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#18 \| 1339 days ago jswol54 (+)	adamace wrote: i always wear an undershirt. and boxers.......but i also have a cell phone. I always wear an undershirt as well. Looks like it would come in handy during a pickle such as this. 54
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#19 \| 1339 days ago raja_starkglass (+)	Oh, NOooooooooooo, it was a bad experience.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59
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#20 \| 1339 days ago fasterhurry (+)	fasterhurry wrote: I check first also so wouldn't happen 2 me but he could use his tie drunk ppl 100
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#21 \| 1339 days ago Cherrie (+)	fasterhurry wrote: I check first also so wouldn't happen 2 me but he could use his tie It happened to me once, I yelled for someone to please pass a roll to me and they did. So now I check before using so that will never happen again.
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#22 \| 1339 days ago CAPTAINSEAFOOD (+)	i agree you should always check first but in case you dont my marine corps saying ,adapt and overcome...i dont know if that applies here but it always sounds impressive 3
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#23 \| 1339 days ago fasterhurry (+)	Cherrie wrote: It happened to me once, I yelled for someone to please pass a roll to me and they did. So now I check before using so that will never happen again. true only takes 1 time and u learn 100
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#24 \| 1339 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	Penguin walk from stall to stall to the paper towels by the sink or god forbid the trash can looking for any scraps 58
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#25 \| 1339 days ago 18packabs (+)	I would hope they aren't also out of soap.......ROTFLMnFAO!!!!!!! 0
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#26 \| 1339 days ago 18packabs (+)	(Edited by 18packabs) sorry about the double post, i was still laughing.... 0
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#27 \| 1339 days ago janet011685 (+)	Well, like many, I always check before I sit (or hover depends on the toilet stall). But I also always have at least a few clean tissues in my bag, so that should hold me over in case. 21
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#28 \| 1339 days ago D34D_Merc (+)	If I were wearing that horrible tie, I wouldn't be without some TP. 64
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#29 \| 1339 days ago Daniel_and_Becca (+)	(Edited by Daniel_and_Becca) Yeah you could use your undershirt and other things lol. 7.77
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#30 \| 1339 days ago JRSFLAME88 (+)	I always check before i enter a public bathroom. I have had someone in the next stall over ask me to pass if I would throw them some toilet paper over the stall. I was laughing but I did it. 0
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#31 \| 1339 days ago 1hosslover (+)	You always check for paper first but if there was none, you improvise for the corn cob, aka the cardboard roll...just ask us country girls we know how to get the JOB done.
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#32 \| 1339 days ago Jeff_P (+)	OOOOOOOPS, you could go to the hand blower and blow dry your butt, yuck, lol.
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#33 \| 1339 days ago Dex1LSP (+)	rileyjames47 wrote: I guess it would not be too difficult to pull up your pants and go to another stall and finish the job. That depends on what kind of poo we're talking about.
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#34 \| 1339 days ago mmsat (+)	owsam mam
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#35 \| 1339 days ago Louisiana_Woman (+)	I LOVED THAT SEINFELD EPISODE...LOL!
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#36 \| 1339 days ago vhsjl (+)	No matter how bad you need to go, it is always advisible to check if there is toilet paper available in that stall before using it.
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#37 \| 1339 days ago blondie45044 (+)	I usually always have kleenex in my purse, they might not have any or it might be that real cheap stuff! Ewwwwww are we talking about poop again! 69
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#38 \| 1339 days ago Kenne (+)	If you were wearing one of those wedding dresses made from toilet paper then you wouldn't be having this problem, but if you get wet then you're screwed.
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#39 \| 1339 days ago Kenne (+)	I would use my sleeve and then go back to work.
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#40 \| 1339 days ago aliciawright (+)	cubsgirl wrote: ummm i'd be crawling under to the next stall. I have to agree there or ask someone to pass it over.
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#41 \| 1339 days ago streetballer123 (+)	I would try and reach over to the next stall (if there's nobody there) and take some.
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#42 \| 1339 days ago DAEMIAN (+)	hell with the tie and shorts. as long as my butt is free of crap. dont wana get rash in my butt crack
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#43 \| 1339 days ago MIKELIN8 (+)	I don't think I've ever had to go that badly that I couldn't check first to see if there was paper in the stall. If it happened to me, and either there was nobody else in the room to pass me a roll, or that request was met with derisive laughter, I would use my drawers (underoos), then stuff them in the trash can
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#44 \| 1339 days ago Azil (+)	always check to prevent this from happening. (won't happen to me though, i always carry my own) 17
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#45 \| 1339 days ago DLNKUMAR (+)	Guys, there are so many options, few of them. 1)Just check in your pocket, whether any your work papers exists. If so just use it. You can do again your work. 2) Call your close friend or colleague and ask him to bring it for you and just exactly explain where you are like how Bruce willis explain what is the problem in die hard series movies. ;) 3)If you do not have any other option just peep into out side and try to get into other toilets where THE PAPER exists. 1
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#46 \| 1339 days ago AndiLee0388 (+)	Always have some kleenex in my purse, or other womanly items that would work just as well! 3
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#47 \| 1339 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	I Always check first but like the other smart women i carry kleenex also. 11
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#48 \| 1338 days ago vaish26 (+)	that looks real dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#49 \| 1338 days ago vaish26 (+)	Kenne wrote: If you were wearing one of those wedding dresses made from toilet paper then you wouldn't be having this problem, but if you get wet then you're screwed. eeewwww......... but funny
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#50 \| 1338 days ago Fatal (+)	I always make sure there is some paper before I sit down..ALWAYS 100
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#51 \| 1338 days ago mooser58 (+)	adamace wrote: i always wear an undershirt. and boxers.......but i also have a cell phone. Wait. A cell phone? I am hoping to call for help. Otherwise it may take a good month to shake the visual of somebody wiping their ass with a phone. 58
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#52 \| 1338 days ago Daniel_and_Becca (+)	I just thought of this, you could run to the paper towels were you wash your hands. then just use paper towels it would be a little ruff but it would work. lol 7.77
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#53 \| 1338 days ago adamace (+)	mooser58 wrote: Wait. A cell phone? I am hoping to call for help. Otherwise it may take a good month to shake the visual of somebody wiping their ass with a phone. hahahahahahahaha! yes....to call for help....hahaha.....my phone wouldn't help the other way. my co-worker would prolly just laugh and leave me there.....stuck. that's when i'd come out of the john pissed....with no sleeves.
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#54 \| 1337 days ago 24fan (+)	THINK THATS BAD JUST THINK IF YOU HERE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE AND HAD NO TP IT HAPPEND ONCE TO ME THANK GOD I HAD A TEE SHIRTI
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#55 \| 1337 days ago Mistypotz (+)	LoL...crap & cheese, I just got a manicure
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#56 \| 1337 days ago AllisonChainz (+)	thats would be something crazy to have to go thru especially in a public restroom, but if it happens at home...hell i just yell for one of my nieces or my sister to hurry and grab me a roll!!hahaha.
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#57 \| 1337 days ago AllisonChainz (+)	thats would be something crazy to have to go thru especially in a public restroom, but if it happens at home...hell i just yell for one of my nieces or my sister to hurry and grab me a roll!!hahaha.
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#58 \| 1337 days ago PoppyMack (+)	I would first scream out the 'F' word then call out to see if anyone can hand me a roll, and if that didn't work , I would calmly (without pulling my pants up) go to another stall. 10
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#59 \| 1337 days ago PoppyMack (+)	I would first scream out the 'F' word then call out to see if anyone can hand me a roll, and if that didn't work , I would calmly (without pulling my pants up) go to another stall. 10
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#60 \| 1337 days ago gambler_20 (+)	well i guess its a good idea to always wear socks, could come in handy
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#61 \| 1335 days ago JASTINE (+)	it's situational........... ur mind gets freaky at this time........... but, wait till the guy gets ther 2 refill........... may be do it for another time.................... LOL
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#62 \| 1334 days ago fI3RyBaLlS (+)	Thanda thanda paani se nahana chaiye... 69
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#63 \| 1332 days ago BigTone2475 (+)	Come on I know I am not the only person who has come out of the stall missing a sleeve. 2
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#64 \| 1329 days ago KINGSFAN00 (+)	I would take off my underwear wipe with that then throw it in the trash beyond that you could always use your hands that's what God gave'em to you for lol to use
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#65 \| 1329 days ago Daniel_and_Becca (+)	Never thought about just using your hands lol 7.77
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#66 \| 1328 days ago b213sep (+)	This would be the most embarrassing moment of my life. By applying any of the above tricks the problem can be sorted out. But in any case this would be really funny...and I know at that time I'll be freaked out but later will always laugh on this topic...
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#67 \| 1327 days ago LuvMyPiggies (+)	Use the tie!
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#68 \| 1324 days ago Lovinaries28 (+)	LMAO!!!! 10
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#69 \| 1323 days ago MMB786 (+)	as soon as i reached home after work then i will be on net and after i will just have a drink with friends and then sleep. simple........? cheers
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#70 \| 1323 days ago Kalantsyaw (+)	Daniel_and_Becca wrote: I would just go home and put everything in the washing machine, Then take a shower. lol not much you can do. lol so whats with the used of the finger!LOL!!!!
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#71 \| 1323 days ago KAHUNA_HOCKEY (+)	All Ways bring T-Paper with you to the Potty lol.
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#72 \| 1322 days ago Ace1960 (+)	If i found no t.p. in bathroom stall i would flush toliet first about 2 times then put your ass in water in bowl and shaking your ass little that should clean your ass then look under see if is no one in bathroom then go next stall or gab paper towels in fronts then wipe your ass good. 30145
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#73 \| 1322 days ago I_GARDNER (+)	Have to agree! The Tie is History! 20
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#74 \| 1319 days ago TimDA15 (+)	that's what socks r 4 15
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#75 \| 1318 days ago WISAC1 (+)	fasterhurry wrote: I check first also so wouldn't happen 2 me but he could use his tie it would be an improvement
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#76 \| 1307 days ago Kgomotso (+)	A wise man always has good quality tissues in his pocket at all times for sweating face, cleaning sun glasses / eye glases, offering a lady should the need arise, nose blowing............and now, emergency in the loo.
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#77 \| 1307 days ago Kgomotso (+)	(Edited by Kgomotso) A wise man always has good quality tissues in his pocket at all times for sweating face, cleaning sun glasses / eye glases, offering a lady should the need arise, nose blowing, etc. etc...........and now, emergency in the loo.
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#78 \| 1305 days ago KAHUNA_HOCKEY (+)	Allways bring some sort of T-Paper with you to the Potty Or Things could get Messy Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Sniff Sniff Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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#79 \| 1303 days ago Boxerguy000 (+)	rileyjames47 wrote: I guess it would not be too difficult to pull up your pants and go to another stall and finish the job. What if the mens room only had one stall?, would you want to walk around the building looking for another place to wipe, doubt it! 9
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#80 \| 1293 days ago MrPaul64 (+)	hahaha I would take my tie off and and use it as a sling shot and flick it off the wall and with my sock I was smudge onto the walls Helter Skelter..hahahaha -seriously? i was were truly in that sitaution and I was in dire need of TP? I supposed I would have to use my underwear or an extra article of clothing... throw in the trash and tie the trashbag up and do the honorable thing and get rid of the trashbag A.S.A.P.
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#81 \| 1277 days ago dawn_fig (+)	OMG...there are too many proper people here...oh, of course, it would NEVER happen to you...that's why they made the Seinfield episode because stuff like that NEVER happens...two words...drip dry
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Answer Breakdown

Answers are sorted in reverse chronological order

#	Name	FanIQ	Answer (Red= You Disagreed)
66	CrossbonesDad 11/23/2009 02:05AM		48
65	Jahiegel 11/21/2009 10:31PM		69
64	DebiDecon 11/16/2009 07:34PM		55
63	MsJackpot 11/14/2009 05:14PM		50
62	Maddog46 11/03/2009 05:30PM		48
61	misssxs25 11/03/2009 07:51AM		30
60	2bookoo 11/01/2009 10:34AM		-20
59	cwb0795 10/31/2009 10:11PM		2
58	Beca 10/31/2009 09:30PM		60
57	Lily76 10/23/2009 08:08PM		47
56	Hotwomen12131962 10/19/2009 09:21AM		10
55	Lyndyloo 10/19/2009 01:16AM		1966
54	BAM182 10/17/2009 11:01AM		21
53	LugNutz24 10/12/2009 04:40PM		1
52	TimDA15 10/11/2009 10:59PM		15
51	LE_LE1024 10/11/2009 10:49PM		43
50	Lovinaries28 10/09/2009 01:41PM		10
49	I_GARDNER 10/08/2009 11:01PM		20
48	Ace1960 10/08/2009 04:51PM		30145
47	BigVer 10/06/2009 01:14PM		2
46	Javelin83 10/01/2009 02:52PM		25
45	FLYBYNIGHT 09/30/2009 10:12PM		100
44	BigTone2475 09/28/2009 10:36AM		2
43	fI3RyBaLlS 09/26/2009 04:50AM		69
42	MohameD_NizaM 09/26/2009 03:49AM		27
41	Benzim 09/24/2009 05:46AM		10
40	Irish22 09/23/2009 03:15PM		22
39	PoppyMack 09/23/2009 01:15PM		10
38	DLNKUMAR 09/23/2009 12:53PM		1
37	mooser58 09/22/2009 09:36AM		58
36	Kannnaaaaa 09/22/2009 03:20AM		3
35	Fatal 09/22/2009 03:00AM		100
34	cuddles127017 09/21/2009 11:15PM		11
33	AndiLee0388 09/21/2009 10:47PM		3
32	Azil 09/21/2009 10:31PM		17
31	towsongirl12 09/21/2009 08:22PM		12
30	G Money 09/21/2009 05:40PM		69
29	blondie45044 09/21/2009 05:36PM		69
28	Mavz 09/21/2009 05:20PM		32
27	KSWHEELS6805 09/21/2009 03:03PM		1
26	Barrelracer09 09/21/2009 01:14PM		23
25	JRSFLAME88 09/21/2009 12:24PM		0
24	D34D_Merc 09/21/2009 12:05PM		64
23	janet011685 09/21/2009 11:51AM		21
22	18packabs 09/21/2009 11:48AM		0
21	The_Real_Stoney 09/21/2009 10:48AM		58
20	kteacher 09/21/2009 09:57AM		13
19	CAPTAINSEAFOOD 09/21/2009 09:45AM		3
18	raja_starkglass 09/21/2009 09:25AM		59
17	jswol54 09/21/2009 09:19AM		54
16	CRAZY_LADY 09/21/2009 09:10AM		69
15	d29point9 09/21/2009 09:09AM		29.9
14	fasterhurry 09/21/2009 09:00AM		100
13	MichaelBabe 09/21/2009 08:51AM		19
12	I_ra 09/21/2009 07:48AM		8
11	cubsgirl 09/21/2009 07:32AM		8
10	jerrybl39 09/21/2009 07:31AM		39
9	Raj1869 09/21/2009 06:59AM		111
8	av5238 09/21/2009 06:19AM		7734
7	GARYALLAN4EVER 09/21/2009 06:06AM		8
6	Boxerguy000 09/21/2009 06:04AM		9
5	mrturk 09/21/2009 05:56AM		2
4	aroraarun77 09/21/2009 05:54AM		100
3	Football_Lover 09/21/2009 05:48AM		658.36
2	COORG 09/21/2009 05:02AM		2
1	Daniel_and_Becca 09/21/2009 05:00AM		7.77