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A Little Gas To Make You Laugh!

Here's a funny for your Sunday. Good luck to all your teams!

Gas Attack

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very

nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before

she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The

woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much

louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dang it Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dang it Ginger, get away from her before she craps on you!"

| Closed on 11/03/09 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

42 Fans
52%	a. This
14%	b. That
33%	c. Other

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TOP COMMENT
#10 \| 52 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	bmcannon1 wrote: I like the word fart. WTF is a shart? When you try to fart, but get a little bonus surprise This
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#1 \| 52 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	An oldie but a goodie This
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#2 \| 52 days ago streetballer123 (+)	LOL
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#3 \| 52 days ago normski77 (+)	first who smelt it,dealt it! was it a silent...but deadly, fart? This
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#4 \| 52 days ago normski77 (+)	first who smelt it,dealt it! was it a silent..but deadly,fart! lmao at that story! This
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#5 \| 52 days ago JRSFLAME88 (+)	I have never had this gas problem. It is true though....The most nervous I get is when I have to go and meet the man's family for the first time! It's like you are trying to make conversation with food stuck in your throat! If this were to happen I would just crawl under the table! This
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#6 \| 52 days ago Som6 (+)	That family went on a long vacation next day .......
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#7 \| 52 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	Does anybody else just really like the word shart? shart This
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#8 \| 52 days ago Daniel_and_Becca (+)	WTF funny Other
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#9 \| 52 days ago bmcannon1 (+)	The_Real_Stoney wrote: Does anybody else just really like the word shart? shart I like the word fart. WTF is a shart?
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#10 \| 52 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	bmcannon1 wrote: I like the word fart. WTF is a shart? When you try to fart, but get a little bonus surprise This
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#11 \| 52 days ago kteacher (+)	bmcannon1 wrote: I like the word fart. WTF is a shart? Kind of a combination of two words dealing with that end of the body----an "OOPS" moment. (Hope that helps. lol) Other
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#12 \| 52 days ago hockey54 (+)	LMBO. Spilt my coffee on the steering wheel! no I wasn`t Q ing and driving.
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#13 \| 52 days ago Wordsmith (+)	Nothing like scatalogical humor for a football Sunday. That
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#14 \| 52 days ago JRSFLAME88 (+)	Wordsmith wrote: Nothing like scatalogical humor for a football Sunday. I thought of you when I posted it. It kind of reminds me of your team! This
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#15 \| 52 days ago bmcannon1 (+)	kteacher wrote: Kind of a combination of two words dealing with that end of the body----an "OOPS" moment. (Hope that helps. lol) LMAO........Reminds me of what my dad told me not long ago. He is 76 yrs old. He told me when you are 76 years old, never trust a fart.
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#16 \| 52 days ago adkbabe (+)	Too Funny!! This
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#17 \| 52 days ago mojorisin188 (+)	Yeah that was pretty good...
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#18 \| 52 days ago Wordsmith (+)	JRSFLAME88 wrote: I thought of you when I posted it. It kind of reminds me of your team! You are mistaken. I am not of a fan of Dale Earnhardt Jr NASCAR racing team. He's the only steaming pile I've seen lately. That
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#19 \| 52 days ago qtowndogg (+)	What a crappy story. This
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#20 \| 52 days ago gunnar61302 (+)	Thanks for the Laugh!!!! Needed it today
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#21 \| 52 days ago davonthedl (+)	(Edited by JrCanuckFan) very funny....how about when you keep it in? What happens when you supress a fart? It travels up your spine and lodges in your brain. That is where all our SH*TY ideas come from. edited for language ~ JCF* This
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#22 \| 52 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	Stoney, Kteach- you guys are awesome! Damn I love the Q.
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#23 \| 52 days ago gatorjoe0615 (+)	Realy funny!!! Needed to laugh today. This
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#24 \| 52 days ago aliciawright (+)	CUTE!
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#25 \| 52 days ago BlueJaxRecruit (+)	This joke sounds like a personal testimony
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#26 \| 52 days ago bmcannon1 (+)	BlueJaxRecruit wrote: This joke sounds like a personal testimony Why do you say that? She was nice enough to share this joke with us to give peaple a smile or a laugh. I really dont understand why peaple just have to say something about someones poll that they may not like. When i see a poll that doesnt interest me i just leave it and i dont comment on it. Just saying.
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#27 \| 52 days ago CRAZY_LADY (+)	oh good one lol very funny Other
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#28 \| 52 days ago fasterhurry (+)	davonthedl wrote: very funny....how about when you keep it in? What happens when you supress a fart? It travels up your spine and lodges in your brain. That is where all our SH*TY ideas come from. edited for language ~ JCF* ROFLMAO This
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#29 \| 52 days ago fasterhurry (+)	Some of these comments ave me n hysterics luv it This
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#30 \| 52 days ago BlueJaxRecruit (+)	BlueJaxRecruit wrote: This joke sounds like a personal testimony Hey, I got a PQ from Flames - how original.
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#31 \| 52 days ago BlueJaxRecruit (+)	bmcannon1 wrote: Why do you say that? She was nice enough to share this joke with us to give peaple a smile or a laugh. I really dont understand why peaple just have to say something about someones poll that they may not like. When i see a poll that doesnt interest me i just leave it and i dont comment on it. Just saying. Oh, you mean I should follow her example and say positive things about a poll or nothing at all. Well, check you the responses here and maybe your criticism should be pointed at others. http://www.faniq.com/poll_results.php?poll_id=967296&rnum=10#new http://www.faniq.com/poll_results.php?poll_id=911386&rnum=15 http://www.faniq.com/poll_enter.php?poll_id=949920 http://www.faniq.com/poll_enter.php?poll_id=946052 Then come back and talk to me about self-righteousness. In the last poll she criticizes the poll author for answering his own poll. Wow, what do you know. answer #5 on this poll is none other than..........the poll author.
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#32 \| 52 days ago bmcannon1 (+)	BlueJaxRecruit wrote: Oh, you mean I should follow her example and say positive things about a poll or nothing at all. Well, check you the responses here and maybe your criticism should be pointed at others. http://www.faniq.com/poll_results.php?poll_id=967296&rnum=10#new http://www.faniq.com/poll_results.php?poll_id=911386&rnum=15 http://www.faniq.com/poll_enter.php?poll_id=949920 http://www.faniq.com/poll_enter.php?poll_id=946052 Then come back and talk to me about self-righteousness. In the last poll she criticizes the poll author for answering his own poll. Wow, what do you know. answer #5 on this poll is none other than..........the poll author. I was asking you why you said what you said. Thats all i was asking. I wasnt asking what she had done. And i still dont think that anyone should cut down someones poll no matter who it is that is doing the cutting. I think you should just let it go if you dont like it. And thats all i have to say about it.
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#33 \| 52 days ago BikerBaby (+)	To Fart or NOT TO FART ....that is the question everyone asks in a situtation like that. My Neice-in-law ,my oldest Sister ,me & a guest of her's from church came over one evening.We were all sitting in the frontroom. It was quiet for awhile - then all of asudden the neice cuts one.Well that got me & her giggling- we had to excuse ourselves to the kitchen where our laughing is getting louder.My Sister comes in there,"What in the world are you two girls giggling about?We here you two out there." It took a while to stop from laughing to tell her.She looked at her & shook her head & left-that just made us giggle more!!! This
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#34 \| 52 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	Funny joke. Thanks lol Other
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#35 \| 52 days ago anew4u2 (+)	qtowndogg wrote: What a crappy story. ba doom doom. Other
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#36 \| 52 days ago volvo18 (+)	My kid sharts all the time. I do a lot of whites. He of course thinks its funny. Other
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#37 \| 51 days ago stevieb39la (+)	Here I sit in consternation, Troubled with my constipation, Now I sit mad as hell, Dealing with a new smell, So I sit broken-hearted, I came to sh*t but only farted! This
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#38 \| 51 days ago yruwet2 (+)	My Arsehole doesn't like me. I surely must admit. I've been sitting here for hours, And still can't take a sh*t! That
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#39 \| 51 days ago blondie45044 (+)	Other
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#40 \| 51 days ago blondie45044 (+)	Thanks Gina for sharing, you just brought a lot of sh!tty answers out, lions and tigers and bears oh my! Other
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#41 \| 50 days ago Dream_Machine (+)	Liked It, But I Honestly Didn't Get It.... Just Saying.... Other
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#42 \| 41 days ago Shiloh884 (+)	Here I sit in stinky vapor Someone stole the toilet paper But no longer will I linger Look out butt here comes my finger ~circa 1966~ on the wall of the old incinerator in Hitchcock, Texas This

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2	normski77 10/04/2009 12:21PM		This
1	The_Real_Stoney 10/04/2009 12:21PM		This