A Shot In The Glass Is Better Than One In The _______

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A Shot In The Glass Is Better Than One In The _______

Doctor's advice on how to avoid the flu:

Eat right, get your daily does of fruit and vegetables, take your vitamins daily and bump up your Vitamin C, get plenty of exercise to keep your immune system built up, wash your hands often, get lots of fresh air, try to get a lot of stress!

You can take your Dr's advice plus get a flu shot: When you get a shot the first thing they are going to do, they are going to rub your arm with alcohol. Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So...

I walk to the pub. (exercise)
I put lime in my vodka...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air)
Tell rude jokes and laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then I pass out. (rest)

The way I see it...

If you keep your alcohol levels up,
Flu germs Can't get you!
As my grandmother always said,
'A shot in the glass
Is better than one in the a$$!'

| Closed on 11/11/09 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

47 Fans
9%	a. I will take the flu shot
21%	b. I will take a shot of _____
36%	c. Good Suggestion
6%	d. I don't drink!
28%	e. Ha Ha (Other)

	&nbp;
TOP COMMENT
#1 \| 41 days ago carlalbert64 (+)	(Edited by carlalbert64) I was thinking more along the lines of..... A shot in the glass is better than a shot in the head...... but that's just pent up frustration being let out with violence..... dang.... now that is a great stress relief.... I feel better already! Good Suggestion
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#1 \| 41 days ago carlalbert64 (+)	(Edited by carlalbert64) I was thinking more along the lines of..... A shot in the glass is better than a shot in the head...... but that's just pent up frustration being let out with violence..... dang.... now that is a great stress relief.... I feel better already! Good Suggestion
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#2 \| 41 days ago cubsgirl (+)	Hey Gina make enough for me i'm on my way over. Ha Ha (Other)
	16
#3 \| 41 days ago yruwet2 (+)	Well pour me one, and we'll polish off the bottle! Good Suggestion
	14
#4 \| 41 days ago vikings4us (+)	I knew there was a reason why I like to drink... Gives me more reason to keep drinking during the "flu season" ...But I never needed a reason to drink before... Why Start now! I will take a shot of _____
	9
#5 \| 41 days ago vikings4us (+)	yruwet2 wrote: Well pour me one, and we'll polish off the bottle! Don't forget about me.. I'll help with that bottle I will take a shot of _____
	9
#6 \| 41 days ago Wordsmith (+)	carlalbert64 wrote: I was thinking more along the lines of..... A shot in the glass is better than a shot in the head...... but that's just pent up frustration being let out with violence..... dang.... now that is a great stress relief.... I feel better already! How do you KNOW a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the head? Here, let me give you both, and you tell me which is better. We can repeat it a few times to make sure we get it right! I will take a shot of _____
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#7 \| 41 days ago carlalbert64 (+)	Wordsmith wrote: How do you KNOW a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the head? Here, let me give you both, and you tell me which is better. We can repeat it a few times to make sure we get it right! hey...... I was wondering what was giving me a ringing in my ears today..... dang..... thank you sir, may I have another?! Good Suggestion
	9
#8 \| 41 days ago cubsgirl (+)	vikings4us wrote: Don't forget about me.. I'll help with that bottle Allright bloody mary party, and one that wasn't planned those are the fun ones.lol Gina I hope you have snacks. Ha Ha (Other)
	11
#9 \| 41 days ago kobe_lova (+)	I will take a shot of... goose and redbull, followed by another. I will take a shot of _____
	8
#10 \| 41 days ago pizzlewizzle (+)	No way! Your liver filters your blood and it is compromised by alcohol. Ha Ha (Other)
	10
#11 \| 41 days ago vikings4us (+)	cubsgirl wrote: Allright bloody mary party, and one that wasn't planned those are the fun ones.lol Gina I hope you have snacks. True.. those are the fun ones..LOL I will take a shot of _____
	7
#12 \| 41 days ago burnet44 (+)	honey whiskey and lemon juice best cough medicine ever I will take the flu shot
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#13 \| 41 days ago cubsgirl (+)	pizzlewizzle wrote: No way! Your liver filters your blood and it is compromised by alcohol. parade rainer.lol Ha Ha (Other)
	9
#14 \| 41 days ago NMboyzfan (+)	Tequila. If it doesn't kill the germs, at least it has great preservatives. Just look at how well preserved those little nasty worms are. I will take a shot of _____
	10
#15 \| 41 days ago CRAZY_LADY (+)	cubsgirl wrote: Hey Gina make enough for me i'm on my way over. pick me up on the way by now girl i want in on this party too lol I will take the flu shot
	7
#16 \| 41 days ago kramer (+)	"A shot in the glass is better than one in the a$$." Joey Porter concurs. Good Suggestion
	10
#17 \| 41 days ago fasterhurry (+)	Yep I'll take da shot n da glass best cure cos I'm scared of needles I'm just a big baby I will take a shot of _____
	7
#18 \| 41 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	I will take the shot in da arm. I will take the flu shot
	4
#19 \| 41 days ago volvo18 (+)	How about a round of frozen margarita's........MMMMMMMMMMMMMM my fav. Ha Ha (Other)
	6
#20 \| 41 days ago pizzlewizzle (+)	The positive aspect is that you get so ripped you don't even notice that you're sick! Hi, my name is Paul and it's been 15 months since my last drink. Hi, Paul! One day at a time. Ha Ha (Other)
	8
#21 \| 41 days ago nyrangers (+)	Do they actually give shots in the @$$? If so, dissapointing.
	6
#22 \| 41 days ago streetballer123 (+)	That's what she said
	5
#23 \| 41 days ago jerrybl39 (+)	Hmmm... thats great advice, thanks! I'd better be extra, extra careful, you know... with that H1N1 Virus going around... Here's to ya! Good Suggestion
	4
#24 \| 41 days ago mojorisin188 (+)	carlalbert64 wrote: I was thinking more along the lines of..... A shot in the glass is better than a shot in the head...... but that's just pent up frustration being let out with violence..... dang.... now that is a great stress relief.... I feel better already! thats what i was going to say Carl!
	5
#25 \| 41 days ago AndiLee0388 (+)	Mai Tai's for me please! Good Suggestion
	4
#26 \| 41 days ago 18packabs (+)	(Edited by 18packabs) Just give me shots until the PIG FLIES......... Ha Ha (Other)
	6
#27 \| 41 days ago AndiLee0388 (+)	18packabs wrote: Just give me shots until the PIG FLIES......... Good Suggestion
	8
#28 \| 41 days ago Daniel_and_Becca (+)	Give us a shot lol Ha Ha (Other)
	2
#29 \| 41 days ago blondie45044 (+)	Needless to say I do not drink that often so, just give me triple shot of Vodka and I will pass out and worry about germs later! Cheers I will take one for the team in a glass please! Never in the A$$ just saying Must be the alcohol excuse me Ha Ha (Other)
	3
#30 \| 40 days ago YankeeDudeL (+)	A shot in the glass is better than a shot in the @$$. I could use a drink. I will take a shot of _____

#31 \| 40 days ago KitNKaboodle (+)	cubsgirl wrote: Hey Gina make enough for me i'm on my way over. hey me three! Good Suggestion

#32 \| 40 days ago DeeRigga (+)	Three shots of PATRON and a 'Dee Rigga' to chase it... Dee Rigga: 1 shot of Cognac...maybe 2 1 shot Amaretto...same thing, maybe 2 Red Bull Over ice, medium sized glass Good Suggestion
	1
#33 \| 40 days ago kobe_lova (+)	DeeRigga wrote: Three shots of PATRON and a 'Dee Rigga' to chase it... Dee Rigga: 1 shot of Cognac...maybe 2 1 shot Amaretto...same thing, maybe 2 Red Bull Over ice, medium sized glass i dont know about this.. patron, cognac, amaretto...my stomach hurts I will take a shot of _____
	1
#34 \| 40 days ago bearcub1 (+)	Do you have to assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssk? Listen to your grandmother. Ha Ha (Other)

#35 \| 40 days ago zzj000 (+)	Sounds like my grandma.... but then again, she always kept Bourbon Balls in the candy dish. I used to love to go to Grandma's house!
	3
#36 \| 38 days ago raja_starkglass (+)	blondie45044 wrote: Needless to say I do not drink that often so, just give me triple shot of Vodka and I will pass out and worry about germs later! Cheers I will take one for the team in a glass please! Never in the A$$ just saying Must be the alcohol excuse me MNC in Bangalore with recession on hand had offered "only one drink" and sight was marvelous when all the party comers had come with their bucket size glasses for that "one drink.!" Anything in moderate measures so as to be of nuisance value to others is good, I do drink water. Ha Ha (Other)

#37 \| 37 days ago carlalbert64 (+)	mojorisin188 wrote: thats what i was going to say Carl! Great minds think alike! Good Suggestion
	1
#38 \| 12 days ago anew4u2 (+)	I'll take a shot of black velvet please I will take a shot of _____

#39 \| 12 days ago myrna_ventura (+)	yruwet2 wrote: Well pour me one, and we'll polish off the bottle! Can I join you I also need 3 shots

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Answer Breakdown

Answers are sorted in reverse chronological order

#	Name	FanIQ	Answer (Red= You Disagreed)
47	Jahiegel 11/11/2009 04:53PM		Good Suggestion
46	anew4u2 11/10/2009 08:03AM		I will take a shot of _____
45	Dream_Machine 10/21/2009 10:03PM		Ha Ha (Other)
44	mathsys 10/15/2009 08:56AM		Good Suggestion
43	raja_starkglass 10/15/2009 08:55AM		Ha Ha (Other)
42	The_Welb 10/15/2009 08:51AM		Good Suggestion
41	Scottpositron27 10/14/2009 04:06AM		Good Suggestion
40	bearcub1 10/13/2009 01:39PM		Ha Ha (Other)
39	DeeRigga 10/13/2009 01:00AM		Good Suggestion
38	KitNKaboodle 10/13/2009 12:11AM		Good Suggestion
37	YankeeDudeL 10/13/2009 12:04AM		I will take a shot of _____
36	stevieb39la 10/12/2009 11:44PM		Good Suggestion
35	kteacher 10/12/2009 11:36PM		Ha Ha (Other)
34	blondie45044 10/12/2009 11:16PM		Ha Ha (Other)
33	BigBasin1977 10/12/2009 11:11PM		I will take the flu shot
32	Daniel_and_Becca 10/12/2009 10:34PM		Ha Ha (Other)
31	18packabs 10/12/2009 09:36PM		Ha Ha (Other)
30	AndiLee0388 10/12/2009 09:21PM		Good Suggestion
29	jerrybl39 10/12/2009 06:32PM		Good Suggestion
28	G Money 10/12/2009 06:07PM		I will take a shot of _____
27	nader2009 10/12/2009 06:00PM		Ha Ha (Other)
26	volvo18 10/12/2009 05:26PM		Ha Ha (Other)
25	cuddles127017 10/12/2009 05:19PM		I will take the flu shot
24	fasterhurry 10/12/2009 05:17PM		I will take a shot of _____
23	BlueJaxRecruit 10/12/2009 04:30PM		I will take a shot of _____
22	kramer 10/12/2009 04:27PM		Good Suggestion
21	CRAZY_LADY 10/12/2009 03:42PM		I will take the flu shot
20	JRSFLAME88 10/12/2009 03:36PM		Good Suggestion
19	JCFrench 10/12/2009 03:29PM		I will take a shot of _____
18	MISterISU 10/12/2009 03:29PM		Good Suggestion
17	ukcatfan383 10/12/2009 03:27PM		I don't drink!
16	NMboyzfan 10/12/2009 03:24PM		I will take a shot of _____
15	WISAC1 10/12/2009 03:14PM		Ha Ha (Other)
14	towsongirl12 10/12/2009 03:09PM		I don't drink!
13	marcus_nyce 10/12/2009 03:05PM		Good Suggestion
12	burnet44 10/12/2009 02:59PM		I will take the flu shot
11	pizzlewizzle 10/12/2009 02:49PM		Ha Ha (Other)
10	Cherrie 10/12/2009 02:46PM		Good Suggestion
9	jbarich4 10/12/2009 02:38PM		Ha Ha (Other)
8	gambler_20 10/12/2009 02:31PM		Good Suggestion
7	kobe_lova 10/12/2009 02:31PM		I will take a shot of _____
6	Wordsmith 10/12/2009 02:25PM		I will take a shot of _____
5	yruwet2 10/12/2009 02:21PM		Good Suggestion
4	vikings4us 10/12/2009 02:19PM		I will take a shot of _____
3	cubsgirl 10/12/2009 02:17PM		Ha Ha (Other)
2	carlalbert64 10/12/2009 02:07PM		Good Suggestion
1	wyldePHX 10/12/2009 02:07PM		I don't drink!