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A Shot In The Glass Is Better Than One In The _______
Doctor's advice on how to avoid the flu:

Eat right, get your daily does of fruit and vegetables, take your vitamins daily and bump up your Vitamin C,  get plenty of exercise to keep your immune system built up, wash your hands often, get lots of fresh air, try to get a lot of stress!

You can take your Dr's advice plus get a flu shot:  When you get a shot the first thing they are going to do, they are going to rub your arm with alcohol.  Why?  Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS. 
So...



I walk to the pub. (exercise) 
I put lime in my vodka...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies) 
Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air) 
Tell rude jokes and laugh....(eliminate stress) 
Then I pass out. (rest)
The way I see it... 
 
If you keep your alcohol levels up, 
 Flu germs A Shot In The Glass Is Better Than One In The _______ Photo
Can't get you! 
As my grandmother always said, 
'A shot in the glass 
Is better than one in the a$$!'
 

 

 

| Closed on 11/11/09 at 05:00PM
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47 Fans 
9%a. I will take the flu shot
21%b. I will take a shot of _____
36%c. Good Suggestion
6%d. I don't drink!
28%e. Ha Ha (Other)

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#1 | 41 days ago

(Edited by carlalbert64)
 I was thinking more along the lines of..... A shot in the glass is better than a shot in the head...... but that's just pent up frustration being let out with violence..... dang.... now that is a great stress relief.... I feel better already!
Good Suggestion  
  
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#1 | 41 days ago

(Edited by carlalbert64)
 I was thinking more along the lines of..... A shot in the glass is better than a shot in the head...... but that's just pent up frustration being let out with violence..... dang.... now that is a great stress relief.... I feel better already!
Good Suggestion  
#2 | 41 days ago

Hey Gina make enough for me i'm on my way over.
Ha Ha (Other)  
#3 | 41 days ago

Well pour me one, and we'll polish off the bottle!
Good Suggestion  
#4 | 41 days ago

I knew there was a reason why I like to drink... Gives me more reason to keep drinking during the "flu season" ...But I never needed a reason to drink before...   Why Start now!  

I will take a shot of _____  
#5 | 41 days ago

yruwet2 wrote:
Well pour me one, and we'll polish off the bottle!
Don't forget about me..  I'll help with that bottle 
I will take a shot of _____  
#6 | 41 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

carlalbert64 wrote:
 I was thinking more along the lines of..... A shot in the glass is better than a shot in the head...... but that's just pent up frustration being let out with violence..... dang.... now that is a great stress relief.... I feel better already!
How do you KNOW a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the head? Here, let me give you both, and you tell me which is better.  We can repeat it a few times to make sure we get it right!  

I will take a shot of _____  
#7 | 41 days ago

Wordsmith wrote:
How do you KNOW a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the head? Here, let me give you both, and you tell me which is better.  We can repeat it a few times to make sure we get it right!  

 hey...... I was wondering what was giving me a ringing in my ears today..... dang..... thank you sir, may I have another?!
Good Suggestion  
#8 | 41 days ago

vikings4us wrote:
Don't forget about me..  I'll help with that bottle 
Allright bloody mary party, and one that wasn't planned those are the fun ones.lol Gina I hope you have snacks.
Ha Ha (Other)  
#9 | 41 days ago

I will take a shot of... goose and redbull, followed by another.

I will take a shot of _____  
#10 | 41 days ago

No way! Your liver filters your blood and it is compromised by alcohol.
Ha Ha (Other)  
#11 | 41 days ago

cubsgirl wrote:
Allright bloody mary party, and one that wasn't planned those are the fun ones.lol Gina I hope you have snacks.
True.. those are the fun ones..LOL
I will take a shot of _____  
#12 | 41 days ago

honey whiskey and lemon juice
best cough medicine ever
I will take the flu shot  
#13 | 41 days ago

pizzlewizzle wrote:
No way! Your liver filters your blood and it is compromised by alcohol.

parade rainer.lol

Ha Ha (Other)  
#14 | 41 days ago

Tequila.

If it doesn't kill the germs, at least it has great preservatives.  Just look at how well preserved those little nasty worms are.
I will take a shot of _____  
#15 | 41 days ago

cubsgirl wrote:
Hey Gina make enough for me i'm on my way over.
pick me up on the way by now girl i want in on this party too lol
I will take the flu shot  
#16 | 41 days ago

"A shot in the glass is better than one in the a$$."

Joey Porter concurs.
Good Suggestion  
#17 | 41 days ago

Yep I'll take da shot n da glass best cure cos I'm scared of needles I'm just a big baby
I will take a shot of _____  
#18 | 41 days ago

I will take the shot in  da arm.
I will take the flu shot  
#19 | 41 days ago

How about a round of frozen margarita's........MMMMMMMMMMMMMM my fav.

Ha Ha (Other)  
#20 | 41 days ago

The positive aspect is that you get so ripped you don't even notice that you're sick!

Hi, my name is Paul and it's been 15 months since my last drink.

Hi, Paul!

One day at a time.
Ha Ha (Other)  
#21 | 41 days ago

Do they actually give shots in the @$$? If so, dissapointing.
#22 | 41 days ago

That's what she said
#23 | 41 days ago

Hmmm... thats great advice, thanks!  I'd better be extra, extra careful, you know... with that H1N1 Virus going around... Here's to ya!
Good Suggestion  
#24 | 41 days ago

carlalbert64 wrote:
 I was thinking more along the lines of..... A shot in the glass is better than a shot in the head...... but that's just pent up frustration being let out with violence..... dang.... now that is a great stress relief.... I feel better already!
thats what i was going to say Carl! 
#25 | 41 days ago

Mai Tai's for me please!
Good Suggestion  
#26 | 41 days ago

(Edited by 18packabs)
Just give me shots until the PIG FLIES.........
Ha Ha (Other)  
#27 | 41 days ago

18packabs wrote:
Just give me shots until the PIG FLIES.........
Good Suggestion  
#28 | 41 days ago

Give us a shot  lol
Ha Ha (Other)  
#29 | 41 days ago

Needless to say I do not drink that often so, just give me triple shot of Vodka and I will pass out and worry about germs later! Cheers I will take one for the team in a glass please! Never in the A$$ just saying  Must be the alcohol excuse me
Ha Ha (Other)  
#30 | 40 days ago

A shot in the glass is better than a shot in the @$$.  I could use a drink.
I will take a shot of _____  
#31 | 40 days ago

cubsgirl wrote:
Hey Gina make enough for me i'm on my way over.
hey me three!
Good Suggestion  
#32 | 40 days ago

Three shots of PATRON and a 'Dee Rigga' to chase it...
Dee Rigga:
1 shot of Cognac...maybe 2
1 shot Amaretto...same thing, maybe 2
Red Bull
Over ice, medium sized glass
Good Suggestion  
#33 | 40 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
Three shots of PATRON and a 'Dee Rigga' to chase it...
Dee Rigga:
1 shot of Cognac...maybe 2
1 shot Amaretto...same thing, maybe 2
Red Bull
Over ice, medium sized glass
i dont know about this.. patron, cognac, amaretto...my stomach hurts
I will take a shot of _____  
#34 | 40 days ago

Do you have to assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssk? Listen to your grandmother.
Ha Ha (Other)  
#35 | 40 days ago

Sounds like my grandma.... but then again, she always kept Bourbon Balls in the candy dish. I used to love to go to Grandma's house! 
#36 | 38 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
Needless to say I do not drink that often so, just give me triple shot of Vodka and I will pass out and worry about germs later! Cheers I will take one for the team in a glass please! Never in the A$$ just saying  Must be the alcohol excuse me
 MNC in Bangalore with recession on hand had offered  "only one drink" and sight was marvelous when all the party comers had come with their bucket size glasses for that       "one drink.!"
  Anything in moderate measures so as to be of nuisance value to others is good, I do drink water.
Ha Ha (Other)  
#37 | 37 days ago

mojorisin188 wrote:
thats what i was going to say Carl! 
 Great minds think alike!  
Good Suggestion  
#38 | 12 days ago

I'll take a shot of black velvet please
I will take a shot of _____  
#39 | 12 days ago
myrna_ventura (Myrna) profile photo

yruwet2 wrote:
Well pour me one, and we'll polish off the bottle!
Can I join you I also need 3 shots

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