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Answer to Question #1:  No.

McWiggle is not ditching F'd IQ!  Not so fast!

He is however, ditching Windows Vista!  After attempting to ditch Vista previously by using either Linux or Windows XP, and failing miserably due to the lack of support available from Acer, Microsoft, and anyone else, I've finally received a nice fresh copy of Windows 7, and boy let me tell ya ...

MICROSOFT IS ONE F'N JACKED UP COMPANY!!! 

Nope!  Not diggin it!  It's perfect for you "Non-Geeky" F'ers who don't try to administer s*** or lock yer computer down so tight NASA would subcontract an agency to do it for em if they had to .... but for me .... it's shite, heretofor  (said that last word like Ben Afflicted in Goodwill Hunting in case yer interested in using it ................. No?  Didn't think so)

I've decided this laptop is just not for me!  Time to start lookin around, because I know me .... it'll be January before I make a decision on one ... if I start right this minute!!

Your thoughts on Windows 7????   <~~~ What's that you say?  It's not released to the public yet?  Oh right right ... my bad ...............

This is your real "Bucket List" ...

Kick it to the Fn curb right here! 
Better yet, kick it past the curb, and onto someone's door step! 

I'm kicking Windows 7 so hard it becomes Windows 3.1 and right the F into Janet's computer, because that operating system totally Fn blew and I'd love to see her try and figure out how the F use it again ... and I love to start S***!!
Than I'm kicking this laptop almost straight north through Kteacher's window and into her filled bathtub, right before she has a chance to undress .... leaving everything in the bathroom, including her fully clothed, Fn COVERED with bubbles!!!

Bring it!!!

(Keep in mind what you kick does not have to be a physical object.  It can be a habit, a friend, a rule, a pet peeve, or anything else you can think of ............. jus abide by the CoC)

And now I'm dawning a gas mask, flak jacket and a jock strap quicker than I did during OIF-1.
| Closed on 11/13/09 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
33 Fans 
12%a. Oh I'm so kickin the F out of ____, and ____ is/are totally going to get it!
12%b. What if we kick the CoC? Do we still have to abide by it?
33%c. You made that title because you're an attention whore aren't you?
3%d. That doesn't look at all like it's pronounced! Fn weirdos!
21%e. See Below
15%f. Otro
3%g. "I would kindly request that you leave, good sir!" <~~~Reverend's F Off!

 &nbp;
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#1 | 40 days ago

Hi, I'm a Mac...
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#1 | 40 days ago

Hi, I'm a Mac...
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#2 | 40 days ago

Janet and KTeach? are you 2 alright?
#3 | 40 days ago

My Gawd man, you have to get out more 
You made that title because you're an attention whore aren't you?  
#4 | 40 days ago

I want some of whatever he is on
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#5 | 40 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

Mr. Mcwiggles Sr........Once again you have made me laugh very hard. Please write us more stories or polls.   And always kick it hard if it's aimed at kteacher and janet lol.
#6 | 40 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Wow... I can't think of who to kick...YEAH RIGHT!.

Besides the obvious one, a former Marine who lives south of me, I'd really like to kick the following:

1. IT (AKA the geek guys working for the district's tech team)----OK...we got our brand spankin new Smart Boards for every class----and a new net book, how about programing them so that they can freakin work.

2. EACH and every person who claims to know what is right as far as how we are educating our children, yet they have never been inside a classroom----which means they base all their "know all" on tests tests tests.

3. The Intervention staff at my school----if you guys call my room one more time I am seriously considering b!tch slapping each and every one of you after I kick you.

***That's it for now.
Oh I'm so kickin the F out of ____, and ____ is/are totally going to get it!  
#7 | 40 days ago

bmcannon1 wrote:
Mr. Mcwiggles Sr........Once again you have made me laugh very hard. Please write us more stories or polls.   And always kick it hard if it's aimed at kteacher and janet lol.
Found one.
Oh I'm so kickin the F out of ____, and ____ is/are totally going to get it!  
#8 | 40 days ago

My answer is correct.
You made that title because you're an attention whore aren't you?  
#9 | 40 days ago

So are you telling me when i buy a new computer  "do not get vista"?????
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#10 | 40 days ago

(Edited by mrturk)
I'm Ben Rothliesberger and here is my offensive line to kick any a** that needs to be kicked.
That doesn't look at all like it's pronounced! Fn weirdos!  
#11 | 40 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

(Edited by Wordsmith)

I want to F'n kick drivers to the curb who just can't decide where they are going, how fast they want to go, or whether they are in the right lane.

For all that is GTO and holy, pick a cotton-pickin' lane and don't be the Dale Jr of the roadways and wreck it for everyone else!

Decide where you are going before you yank on the stick and jam it into D - face it - you wouldn't know the difference between "cornering" or a "slip-turn" if a rudder slapped you in the choppers. Window shopping is for walking, so stop gawking out the window like you are Aunt Mae staring at two love birds walking by and exploring each other's epiglottal regions.

Either that or put your control-topped tush where your mouth is and take public transportation. Haven't you heard that Al Gore needs your carbon credits to jet around the world??? For the next 20 years, I vote for any over the age of 55 has to take the f'n bus! Call it Cap and Trade if ya want.

Look out, I'm drivin' my King Cab running Prius and Neons off the road like Homer as Mr. Plow clearing the way in a blizzard.

Out

Oh I'm so kickin the F out of ____, and ____ is/are totally going to get it!  
#12 | 40 days ago

I love Vista there is nothing wrong with it, maybe it the person in front of the computer
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#13 | 40 days ago

You lost me at So Long....
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#14 | 40 days ago

Prefer XP... Vista Is Too Complicated And I I Just Got It And It Drives Me Nuts.... Moving Forward With Progress.
You made that title because you're an attention whore aren't you?  
#15 | 40 days ago

I am ok with Vista.
I'd like to kick my soon to be Ex into his next marriage; and I wish for him all the love and respect he gave me.
November 17th, drinks are on me!
You made that title because you're an attention whore aren't you?  
#16 | 40 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
Dream_Machine wrote:
Prefer XP... Vista Is Too Complicated And I I Just Got It And It Drives Me Nuts.... Moving Forward With Progress.
Me too, I don't understand why people insist on "improving" something that works good  in order to make it maybe just fancier? Good software must be friendly to users, quick and accessible.
(and I want to kick an annoying dog that always barks at every car that crosses his path)
#17 | 40 days ago

Does this mean you're leaving the Q?   LMAO---I quit reading after I read the title.
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#18 | 39 days ago

I want to kick Huston Street right in the balls
#19 | 39 days ago

Only 7 F'ns......Your slacking!
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#20 | 39 days ago

DAMN DUDE OR CHICK!!!!!!    U GOT MORE THAN PROBLEMS U GOT A Sh!t load of issues!!!!!!   DON'T WORRRY BE HAPPY!!!!! I'MM HERE 4  U
#21 | 39 days ago

I have had Windows XP it was great, but when I bought my new laptop it came with Vista, and at first I was p!ssed with it. it doesnt have the same commands I am used to, so I had to learn this freaking thing as a new.  Years of computer classes and I am still mad with it.  But in time I hope that it get easier or I will have to kick this freaking laptop to the nearest ocean.

Thats all for now.
#22 | 39 days ago

So are you saying you don't like Windows 7???  You kinda beat around the bush.... I suggest you get straight to the point in your polls and tell us how you really feel....
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#23 | 39 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Hi, I'm a Mac...
This just cracks me up....

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#24 | 39 days ago

I have Windows XP and it has never caused me the amount of grief you apparently have!
#25 | 39 days ago

if you forward this to 30 people Microsoft will send you a check for $3816.39..........
You made that title because you're an attention whore aren't you?  
#26 | 39 days ago

CALM DOWN TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND EXHALE, AND AGAIN , REPEAT.....DUDE YOU GONNA BLOW A GASKET IF YOU DONT CLAM DOWN, IT REASONALBE TO NOT LIKE WHAT YOU PURCHASED,BUT COULD YOU HAVE NOT SHOPPED AROUND A FEW MORE DAYS TO ENSURE YOUR HAPPINESS WITH THE LAPTOP OF YOUR LIKEING INSTEAD OF PURCHASING ONE OF LESSER VALUE......I BOUGHT MY FIRST LAPTOP 5 MONTHS AGO AND YES I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO GET A 17 INCHER BUT THE MONEY WAS RIGHT AT 299.00 LOADED WITH VISTA, FOR A LEARNING EXPERIENCE I HAVE HAD NO BUG PROBLEMS,I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER WITH MY FIRST PURCHASE. I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK IN SEARCHING FOR THE STSTEM THAT GIVES YOUTHE MOST HAPPINESS AND FUNCTIONANILTY...............................

#27 | 39 days ago

Why the F would you want Vista ??   Many companies now are giving free upgrades to the who have purchased a computer with Vista installed, but Windows 7 seems like Vista with a makeover. (yes tried a Beta version)   I'm just as happy with XP for now
What if we kick the CoC? Do we still have to abide by it?  
#28 | 39 days ago

I wanna kick the F'ers who set my exam centers so far that each time i have to cross the whole city to reach it.
Oh I'm so kickin the F out of ____, and ____ is/are totally going to get it!  
#29 | 39 days ago

(I didn't want Vista ... my laptop came with it.  I've attempted to reload it with XP, 2000, and even Linux, all to no avail, because the drivers are not available for it to work properly.  I went "up" to 7 in hopes that it was an actual improvement from 7, but hasn't proven to be so, thus far.  And, Vista does in fact blow, if you're an administrator .... which is why many places still utilize XP and even 2000.  From an admin standpoint, I would say 2000 is probably the best out there, but it's not friendly to users, so for that reason it's better off utilizing XP .................... minimizes troublecalls.    <~~~ I could go into detail as to why on all of that, but maybe one or two, at most, would actually understand it all)
#30 | 31 days ago

I don't care what program gets me here... just so that I get here!!! I have Vista and it sucks btw, but I am here so what more can you ask for? Simplicity comes with a price...Remember that man!
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#31 | 31 days ago

hilljenl2007 wrote:
I don't care what program gets me here... just so that I get here!!! I have Vista and it sucks btw, but I am here so what more can you ask for? Simplicity comes with a price...Remember that man!
what was that rant about hun?
#32 | 31 days ago

stagehandscott wrote:
what was that rant about hun?
I wouldn't call it a rant lol Just saying... Sucky as vista may be we are still here on IQ!!!  May take us an hour to boot or figure out the beeps but hey... We get here . And I think Dell is pretty shady for giving you Vista when you pay 1500-2000 for a computer... Just saying.
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#33 | 29 days ago

hilljenl2007 wrote:
I don't care what program gets me here... just so that I get here!!! I have Vista and it sucks btw, but I am here so what more can you ask for? Simplicity comes with a price...Remember that man!
I couldn't agree more, which is why I'm schooling myself up with Linux!  Of course, it's simplistic for me, because I grew up with Dos ... at some point they'll get their s*** together and come up with a GUI that can compete with Windows or Mac .... and I'll be in PC HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!
#34 | 29 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
I couldn't agree more, which is why I'm schooling myself up with Linux!  Of course, it's simplistic for me, because I grew up with Dos ... at some point they'll get their s*** together and come up with a GUI that can compete with Windows or Mac .... and I'll be in PC HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!
Crayons please
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#35 | 29 days ago

I take it that you dont like Vista
#36 | 29 days ago
Shooter_6 (+)

iceage1957 wrote:
I take it that you dont like Vista
Vista BLOWS hard!!
#37 | 27 days ago

Everything after Windows 95 is complete and utter bullsh!t.  Maaaybe 97 opened up new possibilities, and the networking "improvements" that came with ME or XP could have been done in 95 with a few tweeks, so up to XP you can say each new Windows wasn't too bad (although unnecessary, and just an excuse to "package" new stuff and make more money).

Both Vista and 7 are so mindboggling stupid I can't believe anyone would pay a penny for either.
What if we kick the CoC? Do we still have to abide by it?  
#38 | 27 days ago

I miss Windows 0- you know what I mean right??  Windows 0 is the days when we actually used to TALK to each other and COMMUNICATE like human beings without clicking a F'n mouse and typing on a F'n keyboard!  Remember the good ole' days of " Hey, gimme a call?"  Instead of " Hey, I'll text you".........???  Or how about, " When your done with your homework- come outside and play!"- instead of " Hey, I got the answers to the homework, lets play X-Box!"......   As much as computers have advanced our society, they have also dumbed us down and made us lazy!   Just a thought- O.K. off my soapbox now!
You made that title because you're an attention whore aren't you?  
#39 | 27 days ago

This poll gets my nomination for Rant of the Year award.

(if there isn't such an award, I'll invent it.)

To go from complaining about the new Windows OS to painting a perfect mental image of Becky (fully clothed) dripping with bubbles rates up there with history and hollywoods greatest rants.

I bow to you sir wiggle.


Okay, I'd like to kick the holy hell out of something, but I need to think on it awhile.

hasta la vista (pun intended).
Oh I'm so kickin the F out of ____, and ____ is/are totally going to get it!  
#40 | 27 days ago

 The Swine Flu.  I want to kick the swine flu to the moon.
#41 | 27 days ago

Maybe Windows and Facebook are somehow tag-teaming. They change when it's not necessary.
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#42 | 26 days ago

THE_Smoot wrote:
Maybe Windows and Facebook are somehow tag-teaming. They change when it's not necessary.
Man, I HATE the new Facebook design with the live & news feed. Something for my right foot to kick.

Also, I really wanna kick Vista so hard!! We had it at school (until I finshied there last week!!!!!) & it was as useless as dog s**t! Wouldn't respond to us & our media teacher couldn't download/export half his stuff 'coz Vista would be a jerk with him 7 not let him. That can be used on my trusty left foot.
Then again... I'm using Vista on this computer at the moment (The other is XP & we just got it back) so this sorta makes me sound like a hypocrite.
#43 | 8 days ago

hilljenl2007 wrote:
I don't care what program gets me here... just so that I get here!!! I have Vista and it sucks btw, but I am here so what more can you ask for? Simplicity comes with a price...Remember that man!
LOL I think they call that MAC
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