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What is your morning activated in the morning after nature call ? Have fun but watch the COC rules LOL
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#16 | 41 days ago

 (Edited by 18packabs)
If yesterday went well I start by cutting down the Morning Wood......
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#1 | 41 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

After doing my morning bathroom squirt, i have to have a smoke. And then while i make breakfast i read some sports in the paper. I then carry my breakfast to my comp and get on the Q and start doing all the Q stuff.


Note:  I lead a very boring and sad life. Hell, i dont have a life.
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#2 | 41 days ago

 I shower & get dressed, then start getting kids up for school and them in the shower... then hair and make up, then make school lunches, then drive kids to school... then off to work....  
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#3 | 41 days ago

 ...drink some water...start the coffee (when i have a working coffee pot )...workout...shower...get kids moving...get myself ready while keeping the kids on task...get them off to school...get me to work...
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#4 | 41 days ago

 After working nights i eat and watch TV 
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#5 | 41 days ago

 1)  Look at empty side of bed
2) Throw on robe (optional)
3) Feed dogs and turn on the TV for them
4) Start making breakfast
5) Wonder where the years have gone
6) Eat breakfast and check email
7) Shower and get dressed
8) Say goodbye to dogs and drive to work
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#6 | 41 days ago

 1. Put glasses on so that I can see my clothes to get them ready
2. throw something together for lunch
3. Put contacts in
4. Shower, dress, do hair
5. jump on Q to activate my brain and eat my cereal at the same time
6. feed my cat because by now ......he is bugging me to.
7. pray to the teacher god that the day goes well, and leave for work
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#7 | 41 days ago

 I fix me a big cold glass of diet mt dew and head for the computer to do my email.
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#8 | 41 days ago

 Shower and out the door to work
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#9 | 41 days ago

 get home from work, eat breakfast,read morning paper, sleep for 3.5-4 hours, get up and do daily things, eat supper,computer time, take before 3rd shift nap,go back to work,next day,REPEAT, YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWN !!!!!!!!!
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#10 | 41 days ago

 Put my tea on and have a smoke!
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#11 | 41 days ago

 Diet Mountain Dew
Cigarette
Pop Tart

Breakfast of motherf*cking champions right there. 
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#12 | 41 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

(Edited by Wordsmith)
Stumble in to the kitchen to make eggs, oatmeal and add some yogurt and a grapefruit. Then I log in to see what needs my attention.

And all for Truth, Justice and the American Way!



Then I sit down and scan Jerry Springer for some good hair-pullin and beatdowns! Love the shows with the midget strippers. Hey Superman needs a release too, ya know!
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#13 | 41 days ago

 Wake up, brush my teeth, shower get ready for work, Check out the Q while I am doing that, eat some cereal if I have time...leave for work.
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#14 | 41 days ago
1. Ramble on about the husband turning on the lights and waking me up after a hard night on the Q
2. Scurry to the potty.
3. Run full speed for the Pepsi.
4. Sit and chat with the husband about what his day is going to be.
5. Kiss him, tell him I love him and let him know I hope he has a great day. (can't never forget this)
6. Call my mother and father to check on them.
7. Then it is on, shower, eat some breakfast, and whatever else needs to be done.
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#15 | 41 days ago

 After hitting SNOOZE twice  .... I let the dog outside, feed the animals, pour a cup of coffee, go out and play with the dog for a few, second cup of coffee, check VME and email, get a shower, brush teeth, dress, make up bed, pet dog on the head, rub kitty bellies, send my daughter a Good Morning text and away we go for another Glorious day. And Lately, thinkin about a certain someone during the entire routine...........
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#16 | 41 days ago

 (Edited by 18packabs)
If yesterday went well I start by cutting down the Morning Wood......
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#17 | 41 days ago

 1.) Shower.
2.) Grab a bottle of water and my vitamins.
3.) Wake kids and feed them. (Note to self: Never forget to feed the children!!)
4.) Take kids to school.
5.) Come home, turn on the Q, and multi-task... laundry, vaccuum, read and play games with the kids I babysit.

6.) Flirt. 

I didn't know where to list the last one, since it kinda bounces around into different time slots...
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#18 | 41 days ago

 My morning usually starts out with either the two cats attacking me. Or my 3 yr old that wakes up at the CRACK OF DAWN running in and pouncing on me.
 
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#19 | 41 days ago

 no time for nature calling on most mornings...
1. look at the clock on my phone
2. curse a blue streak
3. run panicked and naked through the apartment trying to figure out my bearings (this is so not productive, but i can't seem to bump it off the schedule).
4. make coffee.....*sniff, sniff" mmmmmMmmm....
5. trip over a cat while running to the bedroom
6. look for a work outfit in the dark and remind myself to get lightbulbs for the closet (yes. this is a daily part of my routine)
7. sniff the coffee scented air and breathe calmly
8. power shower and a quickee makeup job
9. put on something i've settled for (i hate my job, so i don't put too much heart into the attire)
10. wet-hair it out the door
11. realize i've forgotten my coffee...again...and hope to all my gods that windows down will at least get my hair kinda dry before i roll into work 10 minutes late.

my job is lucky to have me.
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#20 | 41 days ago

 jasonsmall1977 wrote:
Diet Mountain Dew
Cigarette
Pop Tart

Breakfast of motherf*cking champions right there. 
fart
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#21 | 41 days ago

At 6,30 am I feed my 5 cats and two dogs and they go to his bathroom first
take my mate
read my journal
take my cofee
mi dogs goes out again
shower
work
in the middle I can go to the bathroom, I am like a clock, whith Neva, my white cat, she likes look me in the wc .-why? I dont know .-

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#22 | 41 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
no time for nature calling on most mornings...
1. look at the clock on my phone
2. curse a blue streak
3. run panicked and naked through the apartment trying to figure out my bearings (this is so not productive, but i can't seem to bump it off the schedule).
4. make coffee.....*sniff, sniff" mmmmmMmmm....
5. trip over a cat while running to the bedroom
6. look for a work outfit in the dark and remind myself to get lightbulbs for the closet (yes. this is a daily part of my routine)
7. sniff the coffee scented air and breathe calmly
8. power shower and a quickee makeup job
9. put on something i've settled for (i hate my job, so i don't put too much heart into the attire)
10. wet-hair it out the door
11. realize i've forgotten my coffee...again...and hope to all my gods that windows down will at least get my hair kinda dry before i roll into work 10 minutes late.

my job is lucky to have me.
Several questions:

What is a blue streak?  I would also like to curse it.
Running naked?  Uh huh.  So uh...you sleep with the blinds open per chance?
Trip over "a" cat?  How many do you have?  This might affect our future relationship.
What is a power shower?  Can you show me?
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#23 | 41 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
fart
Yes...that occurs somewhere between the Diet Mt Dew and the cigarette.  Thanks for reminding me.
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#24 | 41 days ago

 Well I woke up Sunday mornin', with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled through my closet, through my clothes and found my cleanest dirty shirt.
Then I washed my face and combed my hair, and stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.



Sunday Mornin Coming Down by Johnny Cash
If you don't know it, your missing out!
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#25 | 41 days ago

 jasonsmall1977 wrote:
Several questions:

What is a blue streak?  I would also like to curse it.
Running naked?  Uh huh.  So uh...you sleep with the blinds open per chance?
Trip over "a" cat?  How many do you have?  This might affect our future relationship.
What is a power shower?  Can you show me?

cursing a blue streak: "ohhh mother****!!! holy **** and weasels i'm so ******* late. **** bag, good fer nothin job, **** and they can put a blue star on my *** for all i motherlovin care. " just a sample mind you, it changes day to day, but i find it a healthy and go-get-em-esque way to start every glorious ******* day.

blinds shut. except at christmas time when there's a tree in the window, which i forget, in which step two is repeated after step three. 

one cat. if i said i "trip over Sushi", y'all would just think i had bad hygiene for leaving raw fish on the floor 

power shower lasts about 4 minutes, i'm sure it's nothing anyone would want to see

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#26 | 41 days ago

 jasonsmall1977 wrote:
Several questions:

What is a blue streak?  I would also like to curse it.
Running naked?  Uh huh.  So uh...you sleep with the blinds open per chance?
Trip over "a" cat?  How many do you have?  This might affect our future relationship.
What is a power shower?  Can you show me?
For a stunning example of "blue streak", please refer to Mr. Richy McWiggles oh so eloquent tirade regarding Windows Vista.
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#27 | 41 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:

cursing a blue streak: "ohhh mother****!!! holy **** and weasels i'm so ******* late. **** bag, good fer nothin job, **** and they can put a blue star on my *** for all i motherlovin care. " just a sample mind you, it changes day to day, but i find it a healthy and go-get-em-esque way to start every glorious ******* day.

blinds shut. except at christmas time when there's a tree in the window, which i forget, in which step two is repeated after step three. 

one cat. if i said i "trip over Sushi", y'all would just think i had bad hygiene for leaving raw fish on the floor 

power shower lasts about 4 minutes, i'm sure it's nothing anyone would want to see

"Holy sh*t and weasels"
Nice.  I will use this from now on. 

And i find it very ironic you called your cat Sushi. 
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#28 | 41 days ago

 1. Try to figure out where I am
2. Wonder if I have to pay her or did we just hook up
3. Check to make sure there's a pulse (phew)
4. Rifle through her purse for cab money
5. Get outside and realize it's my place
6. Awkward conversation as I am coming back in and she going out
7. Offer to pay for her cab (with her money)
... you know, regular crap.
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#29 | 41 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
no time for nature calling on most mornings...
1. look at the clock on my phone
2. curse a blue streak
3. run panicked and naked through the apartment trying to figure out my bearings (this is so not productive, but i can't seem to bump it off the schedule).
4. make coffee.....*sniff, sniff" mmmmmMmmm....
5. trip over a cat while running to the bedroom
6. look for a work outfit in the dark and remind myself to get lightbulbs for the closet (yes. this is a daily part of my routine)
7. sniff the coffee scented air and breathe calmly
8. power shower and a quickee makeup job
9. put on something i've settled for (i hate my job, so i don't put too much heart into the attire)
10. wet-hair it out the door
11. realize i've forgotten my coffee...again...and hope to all my gods that windows down will at least get my hair kinda dry before i roll into work 10 minutes late.

my job is lucky to have me.
'run panicked and naked through the apartment trying to figure out my bearings (this is so not productive, but i can't seem to bump it off the schedule).'

Please don't bump that off the schedule, Leigh.........having that picture in my head just became the newest part of my morning routine.
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#30 | 41 days ago

 1)......Let the dog out and get the coffee going.
2)......Brush teeth and take a squirt.
3)......Turn on power strip at my desk and fire up the computer.
4)......Let dog in, pour cup of coffee.
5)......I work mostly from home, so I go over the days agenda and deal with paperwork and calls, while also checking on the Q.
6)......And the whole time 1-5 are going on, envisioning Leigh running naked through her apartment trying to figure out her bearings......
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#31 | 41 days ago

 1. Dad wakes me up
2. Take a piss
3. Wash my face
4. Put on my clothes (pants and shirt)
5. Put glasses on, cell phone in pocket
6. Drink some milk
7. Brush my teeth
8. Go to school
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#32 | 41 days ago

1. Wake up by alarm, (dont usually need it, but not going to take a chance on my internal clock waking me up either)

2. Go potty/brush teeth (order changes daily)

3. Take the puppy out .... trip over the puppy trying to find something to wear ("Wolffie, MOVE")

4. Grab a shower (now ... where did I put that new bottle of Shampoo?)

5. Feed the fish as I give Wolffie breakfast.

6. Grab a nutragrain bar (apple lately)/ water

7. Take Wolffie out again before putting her in the cage.  (Breaks my heart)

8. Kiss Wolffie on the head.

9. Drive off.

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#33 | 41 days ago

 1.shut off alarm
2.Wake Up  a Little
3.get clothes picked out for wearing
4.take a shower
5.put on deodorant and other hygenic things
6.enjoy the rest of my day!
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#34 | 41 days ago

 jasonsmall1977 wrote:
Diet Mountain Dew
Cigarette
Pop Tart

Breakfast of motherf*cking champions right there. 
almost sounds like mine, dr pepper, cigarette, pop tart, kid off to school. computer time for mom
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#35 | 40 days ago
anduaugust (+)

 rush for getting bathing cube
appy fizz
some north Indian stuff from canteen
race for reaching class in time
inventing defenses for teachers interrogation for being late

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#36 | 39 days ago
kozi_12345 (+)

Damm alarm goes off!!! 
Lay there thinkin YEESSSSSS! its friday but grrrrrr its only Wednesday
Have a  MMMMMMMMM ;) shower!!!! Then lotion up!
Do my hair, put some clothes on
Drink my coffee with the vanilla flavored cream yummmmmm!
Make lunch and then go to work.......   
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#37 | 39 days ago

 I don't do anything till I have my coffee and smoke while watching Dirt Girl and Turbo Dogs. Then its the regular chores like packing my lunch and some of the feedings for the animals. With the cold mornings now, I also have to start a fire in the woodstove somewhere in there too.
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#38 | 39 days ago

  My eyes don't fully open until there is a coffee in my hand and a smoke in my mouth.  And I am an impatient person so I have one of those coffee makers with a timer.  Good thing! You don't wanna see me if I have to wait for it!  Then I jump in the shower, blowdry and straighten my hair, get some clothes on, and finish feeding the animals that the hubby didn't get to.  By then, I am out of time and am out the door to work.  

#39 | 39 days ago

 shower tea and smoke
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#40 | 39 days ago

 sosa wrote:
get home from work, eat breakfast,read morning paper, sleep for 3.5-4 hours, get up and do daily things, eat supper,computer time, take before 3rd shift nap,go back to work,next day,REPEAT, YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWN !!!!!!!!!
awwwww puddy cat no rest 4 da wicked lol
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#41 | 39 days ago

 18packabs wrote:
If yesterday went well I start by cutting down the Morning Wood......
Yesterday went well can u chop my forest down please ty
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#42 | 32 days ago

 1. Normally I awaken to my  oldest son slamming the door on his way out the bus(thank god he is old enough to fiend for himself)
2. Get of my bed when my stepdaughter goes out the door because she yells I love you Daddy on her out as she yells a reminder to pick her up from school again.
3. Trip over the dog or cat, which ever one is in the way. Cuss, Let the dog out, go feed the cats and the hit the bathroom. 
4. Three S's: Sh*t, Shower and Shave (sometimes I don't do the third)
5. Go upstairs with towel, let in the outdoor cats in and the indoor cats out
6.. Wake up the youngest, march him downstairs to our shower(apparently his shower is not good enough for him) and get him showered
7. Get dressed, find clothes for my son, let the dog in, feed the dog (if I am ahead of schedule I might check email or make cup of coffee)
8. Coax or threaten son out of shower, listen to complaints about being cold cause he is covered with a beach towel. 
9. Get son dressed while watching Monster Trucks on Speed Channel, tear house apart looking his shoes that he took off the previous night
10. Check bookback and get him out the door to meet the school bus.(he eats breakfast at school, which cost me extra) 
11. Turn out all the lights that kids turned on, check house, make sure animals are situated and out the door I go. Most of this done in a hour or less.  If my wife did not work the night before she gets to deal our youngest, which gives me a chance to give her a good day kiss and grope before I go out the door. 
 
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