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F/E 10/19-20
Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

I'm seriously tired. I just wanna go home.

Happy Birthday (yesterday) to my first Q Love!! You make 30...err 35? 34? whichever,  look good! I wasn't here long enough to make a poll and this is going to serve as your birthday poll too cause I'm lazy. I hope you had a fantastical day, you sexy, sports-loving, elitist nerd man. Have a great rest of the week! F/E 10/19-20 Photo

The rest of you too, I guess.


| Closed on 10/30/14 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
9 Fans 
0%a. Oh oh oh...
67%b. Happy Birthday Stoney...
0%c. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..
0%d. All right, later dudes. S you in your Aís, donít wear a C, and J all over your Bís...
11%e. All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity...
11%f. Tequila, Beer, Tequila, Beer, Tequila...
11%g. Happy Beans...

 &nbp;
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#1 | 11 days ago

Nasim Pedrad!!!!!!!!!!



my boss is here for the first time since mid august! i am surprisingly unrelaxed about it. i guess i can get back to playing with dried glue again.

i'm still sick and cranky.

i started watching luther and found out just another reason why america is fat and europe is not. bbc doesn't know how to roll out a whole season of anything. 6 episodes, are you kidding me? i binge watched right to the middle of season two without even knowing it because netflix is like the momma who is all, "you're not fat, you're big-boned! here, eat summore!" before you even finish chewing. so now i'm like what the f**k, this is really good crumpet and you're telling me there's only 4 left? f**king europeans. live larger, a**h***s.

lastly, i have a pair of glasses that should beat me home today. i haven't worn glasses in like 4 years and that means i haven't taken out my disposable contacts in 4 years and that means i haven't done the deep, orgasmic, correction lens-free eye rub that goes like two knuckles deep in 4 years and honestly, the thought of it is getting me all this


...which sucks, because it'll be good. oh it'll be great. but it won't last nearly long enough and then i'll be sated and then everything will be whatever again.

f**king europe.
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
  
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#1 | 11 days ago

Nasim Pedrad!!!!!!!!!!



my boss is here for the first time since mid august! i am surprisingly unrelaxed about it. i guess i can get back to playing with dried glue again.

i'm still sick and cranky.

i started watching luther and found out just another reason why america is fat and europe is not. bbc doesn't know how to roll out a whole season of anything. 6 episodes, are you kidding me? i binge watched right to the middle of season two without even knowing it because netflix is like the momma who is all, "you're not fat, you're big-boned! here, eat summore!" before you even finish chewing. so now i'm like what the f**k, this is really good crumpet and you're telling me there's only 4 left? f**king europeans. live larger, a**h***s.

lastly, i have a pair of glasses that should beat me home today. i haven't worn glasses in like 4 years and that means i haven't taken out my disposable contacts in 4 years and that means i haven't done the deep, orgasmic, correction lens-free eye rub that goes like two knuckles deep in 4 years and honestly, the thought of it is getting me all this


...which sucks, because it'll be good. oh it'll be great. but it won't last nearly long enough and then i'll be sated and then everything will be whatever again.

f**king europe.
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#2 | 11 days ago

Happy Birthday Stoney!

Ring Ding Pucks for you and your team!




I kinda miss Nick today.   Phins Up!


Finally had a whole day off and watched football, drank beer and hung out with old friends.  
Nothing going on at work today so we are taking it easy.  My assistant is making Mahi for lunch
so I am just gonna go through old polls and bump them.
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#3 | 11 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
I'm so happy you watched Luther.... with the same anguish that I watched Luther. Was so great.

Nick who?

 (cause aww, i miss her)
#4 | 11 days ago

Why is high fructose corn syrup being put in cans of tomatoes?   Read the labels.  Sneaky bastards.
I'm trying to lose weight here. Del Monte, I'm looking at you.

Carry on.
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#5 | 11 days ago

how about them Broncos?
They made me forget about how sh***y my Avs are this year for a few minutes

Thank you for the birthday wishes, and yes it's 34. yikes..
yesterday was fun, my buddy Rich got married, and how awesome of a couple are they? I was surprised with my own little birthday cake during their reception.
Saturday night was also super. My lady friend made me dinner and was not messing around. Steak, crab legs, mashed potatoes from scratch, caramelized green beans wrapped in bacon and homemade carrot cake. a fella could get used to this
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#6 | 11 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
how about them Broncos?
They made me forget about how sh***y my Avs are this year for a few minutes

Thank you for the birthday wishes, and yes it's 34. yikes..
yesterday was fun, my buddy Rich got married, and how awesome of a couple are they? I was surprised with my own little birthday cake during their reception.
Saturday night was also super. My lady friend made me dinner and was not messing around. Steak, crab legs, mashed potatoes from scratch, caramelized green beans wrapped in bacon and homemade carrot cake. a fella could get used to this
#7 | 11 days ago

There is nothing better than ripping through an entire BBC series in one extended sitting. It's TV crack/Doritos/peanut M&Ms. "I'll just try a few..." Next thing you know it's 1:30AM and your punchy & delighted.
Happy Beans...  
#8 | 11 days ago

Happy Birthday, Stoney! 34 is my VERY favorite age...not that it was really anything special for me, but instead of 29 being my go-to answer like most women, it's 34 for me.  I hope your day...and year...are frickin amazing.

Leigh is my hero. How cute are these?

   

Things are madness in my life right now, but that's not such a bad thing. That type of stuff usually leads to good things. Also, my house smells like cinnamon sticks, oranges, and cranberries. I'm not ready for winter weather, but I'm ready for all else the season entails. I don't mind skipping right over Thanksgiving...I'll take Halloween, but then let's just call it December 1, mkay?

Anyone else have that one friend who you wake up one day and realize you just don't have anything in common anymore, and you really don't even like them?
#9 | 11 days ago

Also, why can't I get rid of this damn pencil and star? I've been trying for a month. 
#10 | 11 days ago

Jess wrote:
Happy Birthday, Stoney! 34 is my VERY favorite age...not that it was really anything special for me, but instead of 29 being my go-to answer like most women, it's 34 for me.  I hope your day...and year...are frickin amazing.

Leigh is my hero. How cute are these?

   

Things are madness in my life right now, but that's not such a bad thing. That type of stuff usually leads to good things. Also, my house smells like cinnamon sticks, oranges, and cranberries. I'm not ready for winter weather, but I'm ready for all else the season entails. I don't mind skipping right over Thanksgiving...I'll take Halloween, but then let's just call it December 1, mkay?

Anyone else have that one friend who you wake up one day and realize you just don't have anything in common anymore, and you really don't even like them?
I have 3 friends like that.  It's kind of like when you go through your friends list on FB, and ask yourself, Why?
That should be your avatar.
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#11 | 11 days ago

HBD Stoney Darnell Dockett is a world class troll. At the Cards game in Jokeland yesterday, Raiders fans were throwing ice at the bench so he turned around and made a sign that reminded the fans of their 0-6 record. I can't post pics on here from my Note.
#12 | 11 days ago

Kenne wrote:
HBD Stoney Darnell Dockett is a world class troll. At the Cards game in Jokeland yesterday, Raiders fans were throwing ice at the bench so he turned around and made a sign that reminded the fans of their 0-6 record. I can't post pics on here from my Note.
That was hilarious lol. Mean, but funny.



I'm so sick of this Seahawks vs. Niners troll BS with the fans. Both teams are sub-par this year; meanwhile Arizona is quietly kicking ass.
#13 | 11 days ago

hbd?

#14 | 11 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
hbd?

 Would you believe I googled HBD, because I can't believe someone doesn't have time to say the phrase.  
I thought it was some sports code.  
Gahh.  I'm old.

Shame, shame.
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#15 | 11 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
 Would you believe I googled HBD, because I can't believe someone doesn't have time to say the phrase.  
I thought it was some sports code.  
Gahh.  I'm old.

Shame, shame.
Please enjoy this rabbit hole. One of the MANY, MANY highlights-

MAMIL: Middle Aged Men in Lycra
(...and it has nothing to do with what you think it does, but I'd probably be willing to try it on vacation with a GF or whatever if we both never spoke of it again and didn't pic/film it.)
Happy Beans...  
#16 | 11 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
 Would you believe I googled HBD, because I can't believe someone doesn't have time to say the phrase.  
I thought it was some sports code.  
Gahh.  I'm old.

Shame, shame.
#17 | 11 days ago

Based on that criteria, I'm a hockey player also.

(i actually have played some pickup.  before the knee)

Happy Birthday Stoney.  I can commiserate with a crappy hockey team.

48 hours til Motley Crue and Alice Cooper.

Skins:  Cousins beat Jacksonville, McCoy beat Titans.  Maybe if we rotated the rest of the season we might win out...hell even put RG3 back in for Sh*ts and giggles.

Trying to get rid of the star Jess?  Do I need to get rid of mine?  I feel so...lost...

There will be football polls up by tomorrow night, if not tonight, so take them.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity...  
#18 | 11 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Please enjoy this rabbit hole. One of the MANY, MANY highlights-

MAMIL: Middle Aged Men in Lycra
(...and it has nothing to do with what you think it does, but I'd probably be willing to try it on vacation with a GF or whatever if we both never spoke of it again and didn't pic/film it.)
that "talk to the hand".. omword.
#19 | 11 days ago

The Falcons are HOSTING the Lions in London at 9:30 am on Sunday. 

Goodell hates the Worst Coast for realz, I'm just teasing ;)
Happy Beans...  
#20 | 11 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
The Falcons are HOSTING the Lions in London at 9:30 am on Sunday. 

Goodell hates the Worst Coast for realz, I'm just teasing ;)
Seems like he hates the east coast.  I'd rather be sleeping through that...
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity...  
#21 | 11 days ago

 {for Mr Jonathan}

PEACE
Tequila, Beer, Tequila, Beer, Tequila...  
#22 | 11 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
Based on that criteria, I'm a hockey player also.

(i actually have played some pickup.  before the knee)

Happy Birthday Stoney.  I can commiserate with a crappy hockey team.

48 hours til Motley Crue and Alice Cooper.

Skins:  Cousins beat Jacksonville, McCoy beat Titans.  Maybe if we rotated the rest of the season we might win out...hell even put RG3 back in for Sh*ts and giggles.

Trying to get rid of the star Jess?  Do I need to get rid of mine?  I feel so...lost...

There will be football polls up by tomorrow night, if not tonight, so take them.

You don't need to get rid of yours. I just don't want mine anymore, but Admin has different ideas.
#23 | 11 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
how about them Broncos?
They made me forget about how sh***y my Avs are this year for a few minutes

Thank you for the birthday wishes, and yes it's 34. yikes..
yesterday was fun, my buddy Rich got married, and how awesome of a couple are they? I was surprised with my own little birthday cake during their reception.
Saturday night was also super. My lady friend made me dinner and was not messing around. Steak, crab legs, mashed potatoes from scratch, caramelized green beans wrapped in bacon and homemade carrot cake. a fella could get used to this
Happy Birthday Stoney...  

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