sports_schmorts
Female, 35
Farm Town
I know nothing about sports. I am just here to "hangout". *** I love... full bio »
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sports_schmorts commented
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F/E 5/24
93% of homicides happen because my boss eats celery before I've had my coffee.
sports_schmorts commented
on
F/E 5/23
end of dress pants for hopefully the rest of my life.
I plan to be in my new job by the time the summer dress code is over.
EFF OFF DRESS PANTS AND YOUR MULTI LOCK STUPIDNESS
been a sad couple of days with this tornado and then a couple of... (see more)
sports_schmorts commented
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can i run something by y'all really quick?
awesome hun, good luck! I also agree with that is is lengthy but worth the read cause it's cute. FB or on a big flyer.
Most people are going to want to know right off the bat how much it's going to cost. looking at your... (see more)
sports_schmorts commented
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F/E 5/16
here are some gems from today.
I don’t know if he’s a llama. Do we ditch him?
Call him back, apologize. Say here’s an apple.
It’s diversity and Charlie sheen.
This butthole casing?
sports_schmorts commented
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F/E 5/15
I am old and I drink a lot and I stand too close to the drum kit at concerts and i listen to my head phones too loud also i have the attention span of spam and sometimes when i am working and listening to music and a reasonable volume due to my boss... (see more)
sports_schmorts commented
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F/E 5/14
You have NO idea... seriously.. it's 70 one day, snowing a foot the next.. seriously. Mother Nature needs to get back on her meds.
I think it's spring now.. not sure. Bring pants and a hoodie and some Uggs just in case.
sports_schmorts commented
on
F/E 5/14
no idea what this is for but seems like a great guy to have my back.
also Jess.. prove it. bring me some.
sports_schmorts commented
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Can't Miss It
I don't have much TV time anymore :(
also if you people are not vigging, you're missing out. check it out.
SPAM!!!!!!!!!!
sports_schmorts commented
on
F/E 5/14
I'm a bit obsessed.
also from The Virginmarys - Portrait of Red. pretty sure he sang this to me.. after reading lyrics pretty sure we're married now.
Baby is bored of life,
She sleeps from 9-5,
Wakes up in time,
To beat... (see more)
sports_schmorts commented
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Random 5s 14.0
i REALLY like blue cheese.
the rest of the questions I forgot what they were.
I'll be back in 6-8 weeks.
xoxo
sports_schmorts commented
on
F/E 5/13
Love these boys I found. check them out.
Vigrinmarys - Just a Ride
There's traffic on the northern line
We say goodbye the final time
Pretend that we meant something more than this
When the memories you left behind... (see more)
sports_schmorts commented
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F/E 5/08
swagbucks.com/refer/jejune4
spam spam spam..
you guys should sign up for this.
i get points, you gets point we all get coffee.
xoxo
sports_schmorts commented
on
F/E 5/1
the fact that is has been snowing for the last 3 hours makes dress pants almost tolerable today.
seriously?
when did Minnesota become Colorado? or Canada?
Mother Nature... go to He'll and get back on your meds.
ffs
Hi.
sports_schmorts commented
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F/E 4/29
FML I just went down a memory lane that should be destroyed. There is only one person who can convince me to destroy it.
Spring was here over the weekend and I worked. I hope summer falls on a weekend this year too, maybe I’ll get it... (see more)
sports_schmorts commented
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F/E 4/19
I am fully convinced that the Mayans were right and the world did not end but the calendar did...we are on a forever loop of December 22nd. Keep snowing Minnesota.. keep it up.
effers
sports_schmorts commented
on
F/E 4/18
Feet don't fail me now
Take me to the finish line
All my heart, it breaks every step that I take
But I'm hoping that the gates,
They'll tell me that you're mine
Walking through the city streets
Is it by mistake... (see more)
sports_schmorts commented
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F/E 4/12
catch me on a PMS dress pants day and he'll close his own account!
sports_schmorts commented
on
F/E 4/12
From: johnnyeddy768 (4 hr. ago)
Hello am Johnny i will like to know much more about you
get in line buddy!!!!!
@jess :)
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