| Friday, August 8, 2008 |
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Memphis Grizzlies throw $58 million at Josh Smith, beg him to take it. Could OJ Mayo and J Smith make the Grizz relevant?
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The possibility of Kobe or Lebron playing overseas, from a Russian perspective
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| Thursday, August 7, 2008 |
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NBA GM's will be keeping their eyes peeled for international prospects in Beijing, only to lose them to EuroLeague teams
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| Wednesday, August 6, 2008 |
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Dirk Nowitzki shaved the Olympic Rings onto side of his head. No word on whether Hasselhoff will appear on the other side
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NBA releases its 2008-09 schedule, which will feature Greg Oden as much as humanly possible
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| Monday, August 4, 2008 |
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Cleveland Cavs sign guard that will pair with Lebron to bring a championship. Just kidding, Danny Ferry signed some guy named Tarence Kinsey
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Why would Lebron James leave for Europe? He wouldn't, so let's stop talking about it
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| Sunday, August 3, 2008 |
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You may have noticed the Russians had a point guard named J.R. Holden, who you can safely assume, is not Russian
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| Saturday, August 2, 2008 |
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Josh Howard arrested for running the fast break at 94mph on the highway
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| Friday, August 1, 2008 |
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Mark Cuban still can't find a way to beat Don Nelson. Nellie wins $6.3 million in contract settlement, plans to spend it all on booze
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| Thursday, July 31, 2008 |
| NBA |
This is just what you need to finish your day. An inside look at what it takes to become a Portland Trailblazers dance team member. Step 1: Be attractive. Step 2: Be attractive. Step 3: Dance suggestively.
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Lebron James leads Team USA to a victory over Turkey who fielded zero NBA stars of their own
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Team USA names translated into Chinese. I think they made a mistake on Jason Kidd's. I swear that reads, "Shouldn't Start"
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| Wednesday, July 30, 2008 |
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Bulls sign Luol Deng to 6-year, $70 million contract. Ben Gordon would like some of that.
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| NBA |
Paul Pierce says he's the best basketball player in the world. Hahahaha. Oh wait, he was serious? Sorry Paul, but LeBron, Tim, Kobe, and about 15 other guys might seriously disagree with you.
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| Tuesday, July 29, 2008 |
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Ron Artest is going to be traded to the Rockets. T-Mac may finally get out of the first round now.
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| NBA |
Tim Donaghy gets sentenced to 15 months in jail, but I'd bet he gets out in under a year
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Nets C Nenad Krstic bolts to Russia. Still no need to panic.
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Clippers sign Ricky Davis to two-year deal. Go ahead and cross the Clips off the playoff list for the next two seasons.
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| Monday, July 28, 2008 |
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Kwame Brown Signs With Detroit, Watch Out LeBron
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| NBA |
LeBron gives $20K to Obama's presidential campaign. We figure it's only a matter of time before he becomes ambassador of hoops.
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| Sunday, July 27, 2008 |
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Clearly the mass Euro NBA signings was greatly exaggerated. Andris Biedrins signs six-year deal with Warriors
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Remember how Delonte West supposedly was offered a ton of money to play in Russia? Turns out the whole thing was made up.
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| Saturday, July 26, 2008 |
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The potential names for the Sonics are Barons, Bison, Energy, Marshalls, Thunder and Wind. They all suck, but particularly Energy. That's just awful.
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| NBA |
Sasha Vujacic will continue being a machine for the Lakers, fear of mass European exodus remains at bay
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