| Friday, July 4, 2008 |
| NHL |
Jaromir Jagr insults America on the 4th of July by signing with commie Russian league.
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| Thursday, July 3, 2008 |
| NHL |
A Pittsburgh sports columnist can't figure out why Marian Hossa would want to play in Detroit. I'm no expert, but I think it rhymes with Stanley Cup Champions
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| Tuesday, July 1, 2008 |
| NHL |
Penguins fans get excited. Looks like Evgeni Malkin is about to agree to an extension.
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| Tuesday, June 24, 2008 |
| NHL |
Barry Melrose will be taking his party in the back down to Tampa Bay to take care of some business in front. Now what's ESPN going to do with hockey?
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| Saturday, June 21, 2008 |
| NHL |
Red Wings fan avoids jail time in Denver, because an octopus is not deemed a missile. Well, that's good to know.
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| NHL |
First step in restoring USSR: Retrieve Comrade Malkin
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| Friday, June 13, 2008 |
| NHL |
Alexander Ovechkin shows of his new clothing line. Teeth sold separately.
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| Monday, June 9, 2008 |
| NHL |
The Jimmy Howard Era will begin in Detroit sooner than you think: Dominik Hasek announces his retirement.
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| Sunday, June 8, 2008 |
| NHL |
Chris Chelios puts a dent in the Stanley Cup. Literally.
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| Friday, June 6, 2008 |
| NHL |
Oh No Canada! It's aboot to lose its anthem, eh.
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| Tuesday, June 3, 2008 |
| NHL |
Not exactly Babe Ruth, but Petr Sykora called his shot in overtime
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| Monday, June 2, 2008 |
| NHL |
Red Wings fan throws octopus onto the ice in Pittsburgh and gets ejected. He easily sneaks back into the arena, proving Penguins security is just as good as their goalie
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| Thursday, May 29, 2008 |
| NHL |
Vancouver Canucks defenseman Luc Bourdon killed in motorcycle accident
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| NHL |
Wrigley Field to host Blackhawks/Red Wings game in '09. Obnoxious Cubs fans plan to ruin game by throwing dozens of pucks onto the ice
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| Wednesday, May 28, 2008 |
| NHL |
Kristen Bell wants to take a sponge bath in the Stanley Cup. Not sure how she'd do that, but I approve.
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| Tuesday, May 27, 2008 |
| NHL |
If you can't score a goal, might as well accuse the goalie of cheating
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| NHL |
It'd be a good idea for the Penguins to at least score a goal
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| Monday, May 26, 2008 |
| NHL |
Hockey great Red Kelly's kid took a dump in the Stanley Cup. I #$%& you not.
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| NHL |
NHL Finals ratings were sky high for Game 1. Probably won't be quite as high as Red Wings keep running roughshod over the Pens.
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| Friday, May 23, 2008 |
| NHL |
Penguin fans plan on losing - refuse to sell Octopi to suspected Red Wings supporters
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| Thursday, May 22, 2008 |
| NHL |
Patrick Kane asked to rank NHL groupies - American women nowhere to be found. Good luck getting a date, kid.
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| NHL |
Stanley Cup roots for the Pens
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| Tuesday, May 20, 2008 |
| NHL |
Chris Simon plans to cheap shot some Russians since his NHL career is done
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| Tuesday, May 13, 2008 |
| NHL |
Marty Turco was hoping for a date with the Red Wings, now he's praying he can stop a shot or two
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| Sunday, May 11, 2008 |
| NHL |
Osgood, Ribeiro fined chump change for game 2 actions.
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