| Saturday, July 19, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Kaka is not for sale. Not really news, I just wanted an excuse to say Kaka twice.
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| Soccer |
Normally we see lunatics streaking across soccer fields, rarely do we see them streaking on a plane
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| Thursday, July 17, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Don't wish US Women's soccer star Abby Wambach to go out and break a leg at the Olympics. She already did that
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| Soccer |
"Friendly" game against Brazil ends up leaving Abby Wambach with a broken leg. Gee, that wasn't friendly...
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| Tuesday, July 15, 2008 |
| Soccer |
A soccer star retires to join Catholic priesthood. I didn't realize soccer was that bad
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| Tuesday, July 8, 2008 |
| Soccer |
19-year-old soccer start was having secret talks with Premier League team. Not so secret after posting the info on his Facebook page and not so smart as the club has told him to look elsewhere
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| Monday, June 30, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Best goals of Euro 2008 knockout round. Austia not pictured
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| Sunday, June 29, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Top 10 flops of Euro 2008. No, not Ginobili kind, more like the McGrady type
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| Soccer |
Soccer is so popular in Europe, it's even more of a draw than porn
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| Saturday, June 28, 2008 |
| Soccer |
UEFA European Championship could expand from 16 teams to 24. Luxembourg is excited.
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| Thursday, June 26, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Spain is to international soccer as Phil Mickelson had been with major championships. *cough* *cough*
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| Soccer |
Now that he's getting older, French soccer star Thierry Henry would like to follow David Beckham's path to the MLS
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| Sunday, June 22, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Pele robbed by armed youths. Apparently no one told them they weren't allowed to use their hands.
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| Friday, June 20, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Unable to take the ego hit after losing to Germany, Christiano Ronaldo will now have surgery on his foot. Injured haircut remains untouched.
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| Wednesday, June 18, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Late For Your Flight To Cover Euro 2008? Call In A Bomb Threat
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| Monday, June 16, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Euro Topless Soccer > Euro 2008
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| Sunday, June 15, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Czechs allow three goals in 15 minutes. What a bunch of turkeys!
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| Wednesday, June 4, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Free Beer For Every Red Card Given In Euro 2008
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| Wednesday, May 28, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Spell Czech fails to catch several errors as official game program features wrong opposing country
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| Sunday, May 25, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Steve Nash could soon be an MLS owner. As cool as that is, it still won't get me watching the MLS.
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| Saturday, May 24, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Apparently Hank Steinbrenner is running Chelsea
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| Soccer |
1.3 million Americans watched the Champions League Final. I'm sure all were Communists.
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| Thursday, May 22, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Chelsea fans took their Champions League loss well. By which I mean they rioted in London.
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| Wednesday, May 21, 2008 |
| Soccer |
Manchester United win Champions League on Shootout. Russian riot police still to engage in shootout with fans.
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| Saturday, May 3, 2008 |
| Soccer |
The Most Hated Teams In Sports (2nd article down). Unsurprisingly, everyone hates any Boston team.
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