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6/3/07

Johnnie Morton knocked out after 38 seconds in MMA debut

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CriticalFanatic

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KTFO! Maybe Johnnie should have stuck with football.

The only detail more humorous than him lasting just over half a minute, was Morton being referred to as a football "great."

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6/3/07

MrNFL

0	Oooof! So that's what happened to Morton...

6/3/07

Chief_aka_James

0	Why do i get the feeling Matt Millen is laughing somewhere...?

6/3/07

CriticalFanatic

0	I forgot to mention Morton was suspended after the match/fight/whatever for failing to take the post drug test.

6/4/07

bradb4ku

0	wow, what an ass whoopin'

6/4/07

BenCote

0	You know whats really pathetic, he was one of the Lions best receivers.

6/4/07

pappa prc

0	oops

6/4/07

huskerdoug2009

1	CriticalFanatic wrote: I forgot to mention Morton was suspended after the match/fight/whatever for failing to take the post drug test. He must have been on some kind of mind altering substance to think he could win in MMA.