ICYMI: Leafs fan sells 'lightly used' TV
Oh how much I loved this before we all found out it was fake. It's still good, nonetheless. Not long after the Maple Leafs squandered a 4-1 lead in the blink of an eye to lose game 7 to the Boston Bruins, a posting went...
Titus Young rejoices after finally gaining entry into prison
Titus Young celebrates amongst other orange-clad inmates The following article, despite being based loosely on non-fiction and bearing a polar resemblance to fact, is truer than you will ever know. Quotes made in this article are...
TGI Friday photo caption: Scioscia schools the umps
Gather round, gentlemen, and i'll explain the rules of baseball starting from the top. .... it all began in 1845... Beat this caption! Post below
Steph Curry's 3rd quarter, for all to behold
How bittersweet it is for Curry, the Warriors and their fans that this epic 3rd quarter, in which Steph went 9/12 from the field, 4/5 from downtown, totaling 22 points and tagging on 2 assists, came in a double-overtime loss against the Spurs....
GFortier commented on Derrick Rose quietly hoping Heat eliminate Bulls in 1 game
(this is satire. I was as thrilled as all non-Heat fans to see what the Bulls did last night).
Derrick Rose quietly hoping Heat eliminate Bulls in 1 game
Derrick Rose boos the Bulls as his team advances to yet another emotionally grueling round of playoff basketball With the Bulls' regretful effort pushing them to yet another grueling round of playoff basketball, Derrick Rose...
Following Collins' lead, every other pro-athlete expected to come out as gay
The following article, despite being based loosely on non-fiction and bearing a polar resemblance to fact, is truer than you will ever know. Quotes made in this article are conjured out of pure inspiration, while the opinions expressed...
Rays reporter captures near-death while taking a "selfie"
Where's the danger in this seflie taken by Kelly Nash, a reporter for the Tampa Bay Rays? It may actually take you a moment to spot it. ... Yep, there it is. I'm going to assume that's a batting practice home run ball...
GFortier commented on "I'm a 34-year-old NBA center. I'm black. And I'm gay."
hell yeah, good for him.
GFortier commented on The circus is coming to NY: The Jets add Geno Smith to their QB collection
Desperately in need of better QB play, they got the consensus top QB in the draft with the 39th overall pick without having to trade up for him. They've cut Tebow already and there are sure to be more cuts before training camp. The only thing... (see more)
GFortier commented on Why not let Geno Smith sit for a year?
Agreed. As a Jets fan I would most prefer Garrard to start the season, but I could live with Sanchez for one more year. Call it morbid curiosity. Even if Geno doesn't come in 'til later in the season I think that not being thrown to the fire... (see more)
Beat this caption! Kobe and Pau comfort one another
I know Dwight didn't really work out, but don't worry Pau, we'll adopt again. Beat this caption! Post below.
Defense! Defense! In defense of the Jets top 2 draft picks
At end of the day, we can hammer away at our keyboards, scream at our TVs, read the comments at the end of op-eds ‘til our eyes are red and sob over a bowl of Team Cheerios until we've turned 2% into skim, but we have no idea how...
Each Lakers' stance on Kobe's in-game tweets
What a happy, golden family these Lakers are. Because this is a very, very important subject, let's sum up each ot the Lakers' actual stances on Kobe's in-game tweets, and other important topics. On the tweets......
What Truly Matters: The Best Names of the 2013 NFL Draft
Great players are good, but great names are even better! (Just go with it). When analysts say that this is one of the deepest drafts in recent history, they are most likely referring to the talent but very possibly alluding to all the...
Haiku in the outfield: The Aging Yankees Collection
Whether you yearn for the day the Evil Empire crumbles or are a lifetime fan of the Bombers as I am, this collection of haikus should help you find peace with the current state of the Yankees. Rain delay The Aging Empire’s...
Five extraordinary steps Kobe Bryant will take to rehab his achilles
Kobe Bryant-- seemingly unshakeable and unstoppable for the entirety of his career, is facing the biggest obstacle of his life in rehabbing a torn achilles. In typical Mamba fashion, however, we have learned that Kobe, fearless as ever, is...
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