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    Helen is playing Sports Trivia. 8:39am
    derms33 high fived Helen. 8:30am
    Helen thought sports_schmorts's comment in Do You Pick'em Perfectly? (2 times) was funny. 8:19am
    Helen thought irbe38's comment in Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na...Batman! was smart. 8:15am
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    Helen's Bio
    About Me:It is what it is
    Height:5' 7"
    Bats:R
    Throws:R
    Homepage:righthere
    Schools:
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    Relationship Status:Free Agent (Single)
    Kids:Yep
    Occupation:
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    Companies: If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, chances are it's a duck.
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    Places I've Lived:
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    Favorite Sport #1: MLB
    Team:St. Louis Cardinals
    Players:I'm still crushing on Scott Rolen, I don't care what team he plays for!
    Moment:Cardinals winning the 2006 World Series
    Favorite Sport #2: NASCAR
    Team:Tony Stewart
    Players:Love Tony Stewart...Jeff Burton...Carl Edwards...Denny Hamlin
    Moment:Anytime Tony climbs the fence..I LOVE that! And Carl Edwards' flip!
    Favorite Sport #3: NCAAF
    Team:South Carolina Gamecocks
    Players:GO COCKS! (This is acceptable PG 13 when used as a fan chant...NOT as a nonfan chant...although I have chanted it in a nonfanchant way)
    Moment:When they win!
    Favorite Sport #4: Figure Skating
    Team:Jacqueline du Bief
    Players:I don't really have a favorite...I just like to watch it...it's pretty. I do not knot who the Jacqueline person is but I liked the way her name sounded.
    Moment:When Tonya Harding got dissed for putting a hit on Nancy Kerrigans leg.
    Favorite Sport #5: NFL
    Team:St. Louis Rams
    Players:Roman Gabriel! My Daddy said so!
    Moment:Roman Gabriel winng MVP...my Daddy said so again.
    Favorite Sport #6: HS Baseball
    Team:South Carolina*
    Players:Those Bulldogs ROCK! (not really :( but I am showing local high school pride!)
    Moment:ANYTIME they win a game...it is rare.
    Favorite Sport #7: HS Football
    Team:South Carolina*
    Players:same as above
    Moment:ditto!
    Greatest Moment in Sports:The Miracle on Ice!
    Greatest Event in Sports:The Miracle on Ice!!
    Greatest Athlete of All Time:All the kids who go out on a ball field and PLAY because they love the game. Win or lose...they love the game.
    Greatest Coach of All Time:Knute Rockne
    Most Fanatical Moment:I am sane. I don't do fanatical things...usually :)
    My Sports Superstions:None
    Most Disappointing Sports Moments:Last year the Cards were kinda disappointing.
    Teams I Hate:I don't really hate any teams.
    Players I Hate:Ditto
    Fantasy Sports I Play:NASCAR
    Fantasy Skill Level:Photobucket
    Sports I Play:Billiards/Pool, Bowling, Cheerleading, Cycling, Darts, Dodgeball, Fishing, Golf, Kickball, Paintball, Skating, Skiing/Snowboarding, Softball, Swimming, Volleyball
    Nickname:Hellie
    Current Skill Level:
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    Highest Organized Level:Sixth grade playground...Tetherball champ!
    Athletes I've Played With/Against:The schoolyard bully...she was MEAN! and BIG!
    Sports Trophies/Awards:um...er...hmm...I got nothin'
    Career Highlights:The roar of the crowd as that string wrapped around that pole! Sweet Victory! PFFT
    Career Lowlights:The dang ball unwrapped and hit me in the mouth!
    Sports Injuries:
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    Games I Usually Attend:Spring Training
    Greatest Sporting Event I've Attended:Little League
    Sports People I've Met:Jumpy Geathers...
    Sports Figures from my Hometown:Jumpy Geathers and his nephew that plays pro but I can't remember his name.
    Most Prized Sports Possessions:Scott Rolen autographed baseball
    Sports Trading Cards:NONE
    Athlete Autographs:Scott Rolen
    Favorite Sports Collectibles:I have 3 Cardinal shirts does that count as a collection? I rather collect shoes...cute ones.
    Dream Sports Job:Doing that thing that makes me a bunch of money!
    Favorite Jerseys:Not a one!
    Favorite Sports Brands:Nike
    Favorite Ballgame Foods:Hot dog
    Hottest Athletes:Scott Rolen's butt...and the rest of him when I look beyond the butt.
    Ugliest Athletes:That fighter guy
    Favorite Sports Announcers:The Dance Center guys on Dancing With The Stars!
    Least Favorite Sports Announcers:That funny sounding guy.
    Favorite Sports "Experts":I have come to realize there are NO sports experts! There are only guessers!
    Least Favorite Sports "Experts":The ones who are WRONG!
    Favorite Sports Movies:Coach Carter...Radio...Lucas (I loved that)...Miracle on Ice...Remember the Titans
    Favorite Sports Books:No sports books...ew
    Favorite Sports Websites:FanIQ
    Sports Video Games I Play:Tiger Woods PGA Tour
    Video Game Skill Level/ Playing Style:I can turn it on!
    Favorite Sports Video Games:That one that you hit the ball with the stick thing.
    Non-Sports Hobbies and Interests:I read, Dean Koontz, Stephen King and Nora Roberts are my favorites...oh and Linda Howard for light slutty romance! I love to bake (not cook, bake. There is a huge difference!) I like the way my house smells when I bake and I like the way the stuff looks when it is finished, I just don't eat what I bake, I give it away.
    Movies:Classic movies are the best! All the Harry Potter movies...Old Romantic Comedies...No gory stuff...suspense, science fiction...drama...There are too many to list!
    TV:Lost, Heroes, Eli Stone, Miss Guided, Grey's Anatomy, Throwdown with Bobby Flay, Dinner Impossible, Iron Chef, Ace of Cakes...I miss Buffy and Gilmore Girls. I love reality TV! Survivor, Big Brother, The Bachelor, Dancing With The Stars...all of it! And I LOVE to watch those shows about ghosts and aliens and weird medical stuff! COOL!
    Music:I love music, any kind really. It all has something to say. I love melody and lyrics. You can get so much more out of a song if you really listen to the words.
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    Helen's FanIQ Statistics
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    FanIQ Points: 888,741
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    FanIQ Community Leader: Moderator
    Awards: 235
    Thumbs Up Received: 8653
    Recruits: 11

    Helen's Fan Articles: Southern Accent 1 Posts
    Helen's Thought Of The Day

    “Bolonga' bolongna no matter how you slice it.”

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    As I write this blog my heart feels as heavy as a ball used for bowlin'... The Cardinals have traded my favarite third baseman, Scott Rolen.   I'll miss seeing his glove (Gold seven times) on ...  Read More »
    Sport: MLB
    Helen's Awards and Accolades
    235 Awards - 2 this week
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    Helen's Fan Karma = -924 (Accolades Given - Received)
    Voted Top Comment 154 times by FanIQ
    Helen's Best Comment of All-Time - 26 Thumbs Up
    in If it weren't for FanIQ........ | 178 days ago
    I wouldn't burn supper.
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    Jahiegel | 7 hours ago
    Funny You made me laugh with your comment
    in Hijacked...

      Kramer blew off Pat's Big Ben



    Jahiegel | 7 hours ago
    Jahiegel | 7 hours ago
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    pawleys_isle | 7 hours ago
    Jahiegel | 7 hours ago
    Funny You made me laugh with your comment
    in Thong of the Weekend

    i think she forgot to wipe her butt
    sportsfreak008 | 7 hours ago