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The above headline is not a typographical error or unintended use of the space bar. Worlds have collided for two massively different human beings -- extremely dour and distant San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich, and 11-time platinum hip hop artist...
Unless you spent last night having back-and-forth nightmares with Kevin Durant in a Gatorade commercial, you know that the Miami Heat evened the NBA Finals with a 109-93 win over the San Antonio Spurs. Miami's Big Three woke up from their big...
That Grade 1 strain on Tony Parker's right hamstring will not keep him out of tonight's NBA Finals Game 4, and Parker said "I'll be ready to go" several times in interviews Thursday morning. More Finals intrigue on the other side...
If you think Miami Heat fans are a bandwagon-jumping bunch who can only name about three players on their team, then the latest man-on-the-street gag from "Jimmy Kimmel Live" will spur you to side-splitting laughter. In the video below, Team...
If you're looking for completely pointless NBA Finals-related news to whittle away the remaining hours until the next Finals game, then oh baby have we got you covered. NBC Miami recently discovered that a bird in the hand is worth two Birdmans in...
In today's installment of professional athletes committing domestic violence, we have the security video of the incident leading to the most recent arrest of Cincinnati Bengals cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones. A warrant was issued for...
If you thought the Jacksonville Jaguars' new uniforms were far-out, wait til you hear about their rumored new hometown. CBS Sports' Jason LaCanfora reports of several anonymous, off-the-record conversations he had after Roger goodell's...
I do not wish to urinate in the Corn Flakes of Verizon wireless customers, who are understandably ecstatic with today's news that their cellular service provider has upped it's deal with the NFL to stream every single NFL game beginning in...
It may be a slow news day, but that there's no shortage of cray-cray to our end-of-week Internet distractions. Submitted for your disapproval, we have a baffling incident in Mobile, AL this week wherein a disputed third base call in a middle school...
Dark clouds of all-black everything are beginning to form around hip-hop superstar Jay-Z's fledgling sports agency, Roc Nation. The NFL Players Association has launched an investigation into Roc Nation over possible recruitment violations with...
NFL diehards who hate life between that desolate no-football period after the Super Bowl and before the NFL Draft will hate life a little harder in 2014. It's official -- the NFL is moving the 2014 NFL Draft back by two weeks because of a...
Our sincerest sympathies go out to the reported 400 ESPN employees who lost their jobs today. Despite record profits and building a new $125 million studio for "SportsCenter" just last week, the all-sports cable network this morning laid off...
When it comes to running a 12K footrace with outlandish costumes and oceans of booze at 7 a.m. on a Sunday morning, San Francisco doesn't monkey around. The Bay to Breakers held its 102nd annual running on Sunday, with more than 30,000 ridiculously...
You may have seen some cheesy reality show ideas, but you won't see another one this cheesy until Hell turns into frozen tundra. From the basic cable programming minds of TBS, the people who brought you "Cougar Town" and various Tyler...
We've all had a good laugh at the expense of NFL receiver Titus Young, now on his shocking fourth arrest in a span of just nine days. "Four arrests, ha ha!," we laugh, "That guy will never play in the NFL again!"
Not so fast,...
If you're following this "IRS-Tea Party scandal" thing, you might be surprised to find that a humongously profitable corporation is exploiting that very same tax exemption, and receiving no IRS scrutiny at all. You've probably heard...
The city of Cleveland may not have won a championship in any major sport in about 50 years, but the city with the nickname "Mistake by the Lake" is getting something which no other city has. Cleveland is getting an ESPN "30 for 30"...
I haven't had much nice to say about Arizona Senator John McCain except for that one time he spent seven years as a Prisoner of War in North Vietnam. But the Republican senator became a sports fan's favorite senator today. He introduced a bill...
If any of the NBA-watching population of the United States wasn't already rooting for the Chicago Bulls to upend the Miami Heat in the Eastern Conference semis, they have another good reason to do so now. A digital billboard along a Chicagoland is...
If you feel like the Manti Te'o saga could use another bizarre subplot, you're in luck. Daytime television huckster Dr. Phil filed a lawsuit today in a U.S. District Court in Texas alleging the sports blog Deadspin stole his copyrighted...
At the tail end of last night's Western Conference playoff double-header on TNT, the "Inside the NBA" crew tacked some must-watch TV into the post-game wrap-up show. Charles Barkley, Kenny "The Jet", Shaq and Ernie Johnson...
Since Tim Tebow's release from the New York Jets on Monday, the consensus speculation is that Tebow will not play in the NFL again. With so many know-it-alls declaring Tebow's NFL career finished, the young man has received several ridiculous...
How well will your NFL team do/screw up in this year's NFL Draft? The next few days will tell, and even then we're told it takes about three years to evaluate a particular draft class. But this three-year wait is unnecessary. I can already...
Today is one of those 'big story' days over at Deadspin, a day when the popular sports blog publishes a bombshell scandal allegation that the rest of the sports media universe won't touch. This is one of those great Deadspin investigative...
You may have heard the Jacksonville Jaguars unveiled their newer, even-trashier-looking uniforms today. You may not have heard that a Jacksonville television station jumped the gun and posted photos of the Jaguars' new uniforms online -- along with...
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