Joey's Houston Texans Scrapbook (NFL)
#67 Fan Houston Texans
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Still upset the Titans left when they did ... but always hated the name "Oilers"!
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Favorite Players:
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Mario Williams, Andre Johnson, Arian Foster, Daniel Owens, Matt Schaub
Why I am a fan:
Hometown
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Joey's Houston Astros Scrapbook (MLB)
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I'll put em here ... even though I really do think the Astros are the highest level of Farm Leagues!!! Fers!
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Favorite Players:
(current and past)
Alan Ashby, Billy Hatcher, Jose Cruz, Craig Reynolds, Craig Biggio, Ken Caminiti, Nolan Ryan, Mike Scott ... (I refuse to name any new ones, because the Fers will be traded!! Only a matter of time)
Why I am a fan:
I HAVE NO FN CLUE!
Favorite Moments:
Go to h***!
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Joey's Houston Dynamo Scrapbook (Soccer)
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Joey's Texas* Scrapbook (HS Football)
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Nothing like high school football in Texas!
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Favorite Players:
(current and past)
Too many
Why I am a fan:
Alma Mater
Favorite Moments:
Not favorite, but most memorable was a bone crushing hit that knocked out my buddy and broke his face mask, and broke the top of my helmet and made me bite through my mouthpiece (teeth were sore for a week!).
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Joey's Brown Bears Scrapbook (NCAAF)
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Why I am a fan:
Always wanted to go here. I'm related directly to the founder.
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Joey's Detroit Red Wings Scrapbook (NHL)
#231 Fan Detroit Red Wings
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Kick a**
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Favorite Players:
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Hasek, Lydstrom, Datsyuk
Why I am a fan:
My bestfriend Jay is from Detroit and he introduced me to hockey ... jus naturally became a fan of his team ... had no idea how good they friggin are (that was back in '01) until a couple years ago. Hasek is a badass!
Favorite Moments:
When Hasek took out Marian Gaborik! I saw it on a 6ft widescreen from like 8 feet away!!!! It was great!!!!!!!!!!
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Joey's Los Angeles Kings Scrapbook (NHL)
#30 Fan Los Angeles Kings
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No hometown I've ever lived in has had a hockey team ... so I think I'm within my rights to root for both the Wings and the Kings
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Why I am a fan:
I've been brainwashed!! Brainwashed I tell you!!!
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Joey's Bio
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UGH! Auditing classes doesn't work...
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About Me
 
 
93% Complete Bio
I'm a wise ass so much of the time that most people have a hard time figuring when I'm serious .... especially online! The good thing is it's almost impossible to offend me and I appreciate witty comebacks ... from anyone! Especially if I can borrow them and use em against one of my buds the next time we're out in the pub or wherever.
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 176
Bats: S
Throws: R
Schools: USMC & Tomball College
Kids: My nephew has accepted me as his favorite, so I told my brother and sister-in-law that they'll only be watching him from time to time!
Occupation: Network Administrator
Places I lived: US: Texas, California Overseas: Okinawa, JP
Greatest Moment in Sports:Oklahoma getting spanked by Texas Tech in '07!!! Not a fan of either team, but I'll root for TT because of that game from now on!!!!!!!! Can't stand OK!!!!
Greatest Event in Sports:Superbowl and World Series are my favorites ........ too bad the All Star and Pro Bowls aren't as big as they could be!
Greatest Athlete of All Time:Dan O'Brien
Greatest Coach of All Time:Joe Paterno! For his age, and for his dedication to his college, even though he could make tons more elsewhere!!
Most Fanatical Moment:High school: Ran the 400m in under 49 seconds, and the 300m Hurdles in under 39
My Sports Superstitions:Don't think I have any ... except not talking about how far behind you are in a game.
Most Disappointing Sports Moments:Watching the Manning sisters or Worthlessburger in the playoffs!
Fantasy Sports I Play:NFL
Fantasy Skill Level:I would have to go with "Little League" on this one.
Sports I Play:Baseball, Billiards/Pool, Bowling, Darts, Martial Arts, Paintball, Running, Scuba Diving, Softball, Swimming, Weightlfting, Volleyball
Nickname:Chubsy ... ??? I don't know
Current Skill Level:Is this where I'm supposed to brag or down play my mad skills???
Highest Organized Level:Amateur (with semi-pros)
Athletes I've Played With/Against:Derrick Brew
Sports Trophies/Awards:A few golds, a few silvers, and two bronze from track .... and the equivalent of a participation medal from the 1/2 marathon a couple years ago.
Career Highlights:I don't know ... I was nicknamed Psycho back in football, because I knocked out so many dudes (not that I didn't get knocked out my fair share though .... had over 20 concussions)
Career Lowlights:Sitting in St. Lukes Hospital after a concussion, being told that I had two permanently seperated shoulders from previous injuries (broke both collarbones and didn't know it), and even more importantly that I had a contusion on my eye that wouldn't allow me to play for two weeks.
Sports Injuries:Broke both collarbones, most of the bones on both hands, and several ribs, tore both rotator cuffs, tore my bicep, cracked most of the bones on the right side of my face/head, chipped a tooth, lacerated my lips (twice), suffered many concussions and too many pulled muscles/ligaments to count (thank goodness only one tear!!!)
Games I Usually Attend:Astros ... Titans when they come to town ... Broncos if they would come here!
Greatest Sporting Event I've Attended:I worked security at Fontana Speedway and got to meet the Pettys .... that was really cool!!!! Don't even know what the event was called
Sports People I've Met:I met Chan Gailey when he was the head coach of the Cowboys. That was cool. But meeting Tony Hawk was by far the coolest!!!!!! Oh wait!! NO ... Alan Ashby is the coolest actually! I went to church with him.
Sports Figures from my Hometown:Alan Ashby
Most Prized Sports Possessions:My San Diego Gulls jersey ...... but only because Karl Strauss signed it!!!!! I've worn it once! The night I bought it!
Sports Trading Cards:I had an old Honus Wagner for a long time, but some knucklehead stoledid it!!!
Athlete Autographs:Lita!!!!!!!! Oh man, she's smoooookkkkkkiiiiiinnnnn!
Favorite Sports Collectibles:Jerseys ... though I don't have but a couple now
Dream Sports Job:Pro Kicker (I'd love to say Linebacker, but I'm a realist ... I'm naturally good at kicking ... I can still hit a 40 yarder)
Favorite Jerseys:Used to be Shannon Sharpe, but I have no idea who jacked that!!! Now I don't have a players ... just the San Diego Gulls and a Houston Astros (no name).
Favorite Sports Brands:Nike, Saucony, Champion, Starter
Favorite Ballgame Foods:Popcorn! The smell gets me every time!
Beer of Choice:GUINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With a splash of Baileys and Jamison :)
Hottest Athletes:Danielle Lawrie
Ugliest Athletes:Dude Serena and whatever her freakin sister's name is
Favorite Sports Announcers:Berman, Ashby, Madden,
Least Favorite Sports Announcers:DICK VITAL (or however you spell his name) ..... and anyone else who announces for basketball!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Sports "Experts":Not sure if I have one
Least Favorite Sports "Experts":Most of em
Favorite Sports Movies:Longest Yard (both), Wimbledon, Any Given Sunday, The Replacements
Favorite Sports Books:Don't think I have any
Favorite Sports Websites:This one
Video Game Skill Level/ Playing Style:Ummm ... well ... my buddy is an average player and he can score against me on every play! I SUCK!!!
Favorite Sports Video Games:Burnout II and III !!!!
Non-Sports Hobbies and Interests:I don't know if I have any true: hobbies. I'm sort of like an A.D.D. dude, I just do whatever tickles my fancy at the time ... ya know ... though I have been attempting to learn how to rollerblade and ice skate finally .... since I'm still young.
Movies:Tons ... Boondock Saints, Tombstone, Munich, and classics like Topper, Bringing Up Baby, Abbot and Costello, the Rat Pack and all their movies ... etc
TV:Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Family Guy, Greys Anatomy, and House
Music:Classic Country, Rock, Classical, Alternative, and whatever ... depends on mood
Video Games:I suck at almost every video game except the original Tecmo Bowl! Ohhhhh ... no that's right ... I'm freakin awesome at Burnout 2 & 3!
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Teams Joey Hates
Western Conference
Why I Hate Them: No professionalism anymore!
Players I Hate: Just about all of em
Eastern Conference
Why I Hate Them: See above.
Players I Hate: See above.
Miami Dolphins
Why I Hate Them: Overrated!
Players I Hate: Dan Marino! That's right ... you read that correctly! Most overrated QB All-Time!
Philadelphia Eagles
Why I Hate Them: McFlabb n Quitingham and that chubby guy with the clip board!
Players I Hate: See above!
San Diego Chargers
Why I Hate Them: Every coach they've had for as long as I can remember was absolute garbage! And they can't do anything to help out one of the best runningbacks the league has ever seen!!! They deserve to suck!!!
Players I Hate: RIVERS!!!!!!!! Ok, maybe he's the most overrated!! Go ahead SD ... give him a fat check! LOL I hope you do, losers!!!
Dallas Cowboys
Why I Hate Them: Too many players go through there who ought to be in Huntsville!
Players I Hate: O.T. --- Owens [comma] Terrel <~~~ douche!
ACC
Why I Hate Them: All DIV 1A! The BCS Blows and I got tired of seeing the same teams ranked in the top 15 when I was like 12!!!!!
Players I Hate: Not the players!