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    TardyTurtle's Bio
    Bats:R
    Throws:R
    Relationship Status:Long Term Contract (Married)
    Occupation:System Engineer
    Places I've Lived:Ohio, Michigan, Illinois
    Favorite Sport #1: NCAAF
    Team:Michigan Wolverines
    Players:Too many to name.
    Moment:1997 National Championship. Any victory over OSU
    Favorite Sport #2: NCAABB
    Team:Duke Blue Devils
    Players:Tommy Amaker, Johnny Dawkins, Christian Laettner, Bobby Hurley, JJ Redick...many more
    Moment:Back to Back Championships - 1991 and 1992. 2001 National Championship
    Favorite Sport #3: MLB
    Team:Chicago Cubs
    Players:Rick Sutcliffe, Ryne Sandberg, Andre Dawson, Derek Lee, Greg Maddux, Ryan Theriot, Ryan Dempster
    Moment:It will be when the Cubs win the World Series....and they WILL win it in my lifetime.
    Favorite Sport #4: NBA
    Team:Chicago Bulls
    Players:Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, Steve Kerr, Bobby Hansen, Kirk Hinrich, Dennis Rodman, Luol Deng
    Moment:6 championships in 8 years.
    Favorite Sport #5: Soccer
    Players:Kasey Keller, Clint Dempsey, Brian McBride, Clint Mathis, Claudio Reyna, Tony Meola, Marcelo Balboa
    Moment:2002 World Cup Run. Anytime we beat Mexico
    Favorite Sport #6: NFL
    Team:Chicago Bears
    Players:Walter Payton, Matt Suhey, Willie Gault, Brian Urlacher
    Moment:85 Bears - The Super Shuffle
    Greatest Moment in Sports:Bulls 6 Championships, Bears 1985 Super Bowl, UM 1997 Championship, US Mens Soccer team 2002 World Cup run.
    Greatest Event in Sports:The World Cup, March Madness
    Greatest Athlete of All Time:Michael Jordan
    Greatest Coach of All Time:Mike Krzyzewski, Mike Ditka
    My Sports Superstions:Wore the same shirt under my goalkeeping jersey for every game from my sophomore year in high school through college.
    Most Disappointing Sports Moments:2003 - Chicago Cubs were 5 FREAKING outs from the World Series.
    Teams I Hate:Ohio State University, Detroit Pistons, Green Bay Packers, Chicago White Sox
    Fantasy Sports I Play:NFL, MLB, NBA, College Football
    Sports I Play:Basketball, Golf, Running, Soccer, Weightlfting
    Highest Organized Level:4 years of College Soccer
    Sports Trophies/Awards:All-Conference, All-District, All-MidEast in college. Team MVP Junior Year in college.
    Career Highlights:Making the Sweet 16 in the playoffs.
    Career Lowlights:Two concussions.
    Sports Injuries:Broken ankle, foot, finger, just to name a few.
    Games I Usually Attend:Chicago Cubs, Chicago Fire, US Men's National Soccer Team, Chicago Bulls
    Greatest Sporting Event I've Attended:Bulls first round playoff game against the Washington Wizards en route to their 5th championship. Also, US vs Switzerland in the 1994 World Cup in the Silverdome.
    Dream Sports Job:Cubs Announcer
    Favorite Sports Announcers:Harry Carey, Steve Stone, Keith Jackson, Mike Patrick, Ron Santo, Pat Hughes
    Least Favorite Sports Announcers:Dick Vitale
    Favorite Sports "Experts":Bill Simmons, Rick Telander, Gene Wojciechowski,
    Least Favorite Sports "Experts":Jay Mariotti
    Favorite Sports Movies:Victory, Hoosiers
    Favorite Sports Books:Gene Wojciechowski's "About 80 percent luck " and "Cubs Nation : 162 Games. 162 Stories. 1 Addiction"
    Non-Sports Hobbies and Interests:Reading, Crossword Puzzles
    Movies:Big Fish, A River Runs Through It, The Kid, Monty Python's The Search for the Holy Grail, Say Anything, The Breakfast Club
    TV:The Office, Studio 60, Entourage, Greg the Bunny, Family Guy
    Music:Led Zeppelin, The Showdown, Red, Metallica, Haste the Day and any 80's Metal band.
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    in Is Brett Favre Overrated? | 229 days ago
    You never get over Ratt, they are the best 80's Hair Band. so to answer the question....NO, Brett is not over Ratt? 
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    Funny Comment by irbe38 in You do what? | 70 days ago
    George Clooney's Bed.
    Funny Comment by LyndaH73 in Spell your name. | 135 days ago
    Lynda adnyl lynda lynda lynda lynda   (yea, don't question me I AM THAT good)
    Thumbs Up Trivia by Redwingswin | 140 days ago
    How many times have Italy been to the world cup?
    Thumbs Up Trivia by derms33 | 140 days ago
    Where was Preki born?
    Smart Comment by janelle in Rank Your Team 2008 | 141 days ago
    First off, I concur ... 100%!!   #1- Big Z is my absolute FAVE!!   I lovers him to death! (When I used to bartend, they called him my "future-baby daddy lol) And Lilly and Hill are doing great, altho I wasn't as worried about them, since I was really impressed last year. Dumps (more)
    Smart Comment by Pat in What was your favorite childhood toy? | 146 days ago
    LEGOS. They were the ish.
    Smart Comment by MISterISU in What was your favorite childhood toy? | 146 days ago
    What was your favorite childhood toy?
    Smart Comment by Anthonyg7575 in What was your favorite childhood toy? | 146 days ago
    Transformers, Hot Wheels, GI Joes
    Funny Comment by TerikaHarifa in What really little things make you smile, and will make everyone else laugh? | 178 days ago
    ah- but when you fall, you hit the ground harder because of the additional distance traveled from waaaay up there.  lol.  and yes, with this comeback i will admit "I'm reaching here" 
    Funny Comment by TerikaHarifa in What really little things make you smile, and will make everyone else laugh? | 178 days ago
    I am 5'2 and honestly I prefer the term "horizontally advantaged" cuz who wants to be "challenged".