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Andres
Pasa Lajitas, Mexico
Male 39 years old
Interests: Talking sports, Watching sports on TV, Attending games, Fantasy sports, Playing sports, Collecting jerseys
Male 39 years old
Interests: Talking sports, Watching sports on TV, Attending games, Fantasy sports, Playing sports, Collecting jerseys
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| NFL Prediction System: Washington Redskins | 8 days ago |
| Arizona Cardinals in 2008 - Game By Game Predicti... | 8 days ago |
| Official FanIQ 2008 NFL Season Prediction SuperPol... | 8 days ago |
| Who do you like in the NFC East? | 8 days ago |
| Do you think that Chinese Gymnist were underage? | 11 days ago |
| Who do you think is going to the NFC championship ... | 11 days ago |
| Who do you think is going to the NFC championship ... | 15 days ago |
| Predict the finish of the NFC East | 17 days ago |
| WHO ARE THE BEST 4 RUNNING BACKS IN NFL HISTORY | 17 days ago |
| New England Patriots in 2008 - Game By Game | 17 days ago |
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33Andres's Bio
| About Me: | The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. |
| Height: | 4' 1" |
| Weight: | 350 |
| Schools: | Midlothian High |
| Relationship Status: | Long Term Contract (Married) |
| Kids: | never |
| Occupation: | Bartender |
| Companies: | Bennigan's |
| Places I've Lived: | Austin TX, Dennis Port MA, Jupiter FL, Meredith NH, Richmond VA, Lajitas TX!! |
| Favorite Sport #1: | NFL |
| Team: | Washington Redskins |
| Players: | Art Monk, Shawn Springs, Ken Houston, Darrel Green |
| Moment: | Everytime the Redskins beat Dallas! |
| Favorite Sport #2: | NHL |
| Team: | Detroit Red Wings |
| Players: | Gordy Howe, Vladamir Konstantinov, Stevie Y, Chris Draper |
| Moment: | huge fight with Colorado when even the goalies fought! |
| Favorite Sport #3: | MLB |
| Team: | Baltimore Orioles |
| Players: | Cal Ripkin (duh), Eddie Murray, Brian Roberts  |
| Moment: | Not many lately! |
| Favorite Sport #4: | Soccer |
| Team: | Chelsea |
| Players: | Drogba, Terry |
| Favorite Sport #5: | Soccer |
| Team: | Aberdeen |
| Players: |  |
| Greatest Moment in Sports: | Everytime the Redskins win |
| Greatest Event in Sports: | Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals |
| Greatest Athlete of All Time: | Jim Thorpe |
| Greatest Coach of All Time: | Scotty Bowman |
| My Sports Superstions: | Don't puke while watching sports!!! |
| Most Disappointing Sports Moments: | Cowboys win the superbowl |
| Teams I Hate: | Cowboys, Yankees, Avalanche, Giants, Eagles, Redsox |
| Players I Hate: | Clemens, Michael Irvin, Claude Lemeiux |
| Fantasy Sports I Play: | NFL |
| Fantasy Skill Level: | Godlike |
| Sports I Play: | Baseball, Bowling, Darts, Football, Kickball, Softball, Swimming, Table Tennis, Tennis |
| Nickname: | idiot |
| Current Skill Level: | beastly |
| Highest Organized Level: | Tournament tennis |
| Career Highlights: | Winning a tournament in New Hampshire |
| Career Lowlights: | breaking my arm so I had to play soccer instead of football that fall/winter |
| Sports Injuries: | Cracked ribs |
| Games I Usually Attend: | Redskins,Redwings |
| Greatest Sporting Event I've Attended: | Redskins, Cowboys NFC Championship game |
| Sports People I've Met: | Ricky Williams, Charlie Waters |
| Most Prized Sports Possessions: | My Redwings sweaters |
| Dream Sports Job: | Owner of the Redskins |
| Favorite Jerseys: | Santana Moss |
| Favorite Sports Brands: | adidas |
| Favorite Ballgame Foods: | Dodger Dogs |
| Beer of Choice: | Guinness |
| Hottest Athletes: | Most fitness models |
| Ugliest Athletes: | body builders |
| Favorite Sports Announcers: | Gary Thorn |
| Least Favorite Sports Announcers: | Dan Dierdorf |
| Favorite Sports "Experts": | Skip Bayless |
| Favorite Sports Movies: | Slap Shot |
| Favorite Sports Books: | Baseball Almanac |
| Favorite Sports Websites: | Fan IQ, ESPN, Yahoo sports |
| Video Game Skill Level/ Playing Style: | Not a dork!! |
| Non-Sports Hobbies and Interests: | Filling out profiles |
| Movies: | Airplane and Airplane 2 |
| TV: | ATHF |
| Music: | Cool stuff |
| Video Games: | Not a complete dork. |
Andres's FanIQ Statistics
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Minor League Triple Crown Winner
FanIQ Points: 55,914
Ranked #721 on FanIQ
Ranked #721 on FanIQ
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Fan Points: 34,793
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IQ Points: 21,121
Ranked #893 on FanIQ
IQ Points: 21,121
Ranked #893 on FanIQ
Received: 793 Andres's Thought Of The Day
“REDSKINS WILL WIN THE EAST!!!!!”
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| 0 | >7 days agoWell here we go! The Penguins are gonna be an awesome challenge! But why do we have to wait until Saturday? The NHL needs to work with the NBA to have these games on different days or times or somethi... Read More »
Sport: NHL
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| 0 | >7 days agoA lot of people thought the Wings would lose to Nashville. Thankfully they were wrong. I think now that Osgood has taken the goal they are a real force. The Nashville goaltender stood on his head. Col... Read More »
Sport: NHL
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| 0 | >7 days agoYes its kinda cool that all #1 seeds made the final 4 but its also a downer for all of us that picked the spoilers. Who would have guessed that Memphis would somehow make most of their freethrows. Kan... Read More »
Sport: NCAABB
Andres's Awards and Accolades
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793 Fan Accolades - 1 this week
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Andres's Fan Karma = -286 (Accolades Given - Received)
Voted Top Comment 1 times by FanIQ
Andres's Best Comment of All-Time - 5 in Besides the Jet's,Dolphins and Bills, why do most fans dislike the Patriots? | 225 days ago
XOSDER? You didn't answer the poll. This poll wasn't for Patriot hatters. It was just a question. You would think people of our generation would be excited to see a undefeated team. But it seems a lot people aren't. Most people were happy to see things like this in sports. I'm not a Bronco fan but I (more) 
You made me laugh with your comment
I liked your gutsy post
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Andres's Prediction Stats
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Pts/ Pred |
Game Polls |
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Vs. Spread |
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| Yesterday | 30.00 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| This Week | 60.00 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| Last Week | 506.00 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| Career | 55913.90 | 14.721 | .517 | .586 | .533 |
| NFL | 1333.00 | 11.108 | .750 | .750 | .533 |
| Soccer | 113.00 | 5.650 | 1.000 | .000 | .000 |
| NHL | 773.90 | 4.085 | .167 | .417 | .000 |
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