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    Andres's Bio
    About Me:The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
    Height:4' 1"
    Weight:350
    Schools:Midlothian High
    Relationship Status:Long Term Contract (Married)
    Kids:never
    Occupation:Bartender
    Companies:Bennigan's
    Places I've Lived:Austin TX, Dennis Port MA, Jupiter FL, Meredith NH, Richmond VA, Lajitas TX!!
    Favorite Sport #1: NFL
    Team:Washington Redskins
    Players:Art Monk, Shawn Springs, Ken Houston, Darrel Green


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    Moment:Everytime the Redskins beat Dallas!
    Favorite Sport #2: NHL
    Team:Detroit Red Wings
    Players:Gordy Howe, Vladamir Konstantinov, Stevie Y, Chris Draper


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    Moment:huge fight with Colorado when even the goalies fought!
    Favorite Sport #3: MLB
    Team:Baltimore Orioles
    Players:Cal Ripkin (duh), Eddie Murray, Brian Roberts
    Moment:Not many lately!
    Favorite Sport #4: Soccer
    Team:Chelsea
    Players:Drogba, Terry
    Favorite Sport #5: Soccer
    Team:Aberdeen
    Players:Aberdeen Badge
    Greatest Moment in Sports:Everytime the Redskins win
    Greatest Event in Sports:Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals
    Greatest Athlete of All Time:Jim Thorpe
    Greatest Coach of All Time:Scotty Bowman
    My Sports Superstions:Don't puke while watching sports!!!
    Most Disappointing Sports Moments:Cowboys win the superbowl
    Teams I Hate:Cowboys, Yankees, Avalanche, Giants, Eagles, Redsox
    Players I Hate:Clemens, Michael Irvin, Claude Lemeiux
    Fantasy Sports I Play:NFL
    Fantasy Skill Level:Godlike
    Sports I Play:Baseball, Bowling, Darts, Football, Kickball, Softball, Swimming, Table Tennis, Tennis
    Nickname:idiot
    Current Skill Level:beastly
    Highest Organized Level:Tournament tennis
    Career Highlights:Winning a tournament in New Hampshire
    Career Lowlights:breaking my arm so I had to play soccer instead of football that fall/winter
    Sports Injuries:Cracked ribs
    Games I Usually Attend:Redskins,Redwings
    Greatest Sporting Event I've Attended:Redskins, Cowboys NFC Championship game
    Sports People I've Met:Ricky Williams, Charlie Waters
    Most Prized Sports Possessions:My Redwings sweaters
    Dream Sports Job:Owner of the Redskins
    Favorite Jerseys:Santana Moss
    Favorite Sports Brands:adidas
    Favorite Ballgame Foods:Dodger Dogs
    Beer of Choice:Guinness
    Hottest Athletes:Most fitness models
    Ugliest Athletes:body builders
    Favorite Sports Announcers:Gary Thorn
    Least Favorite Sports Announcers:Dan Dierdorf
    Favorite Sports "Experts":Skip Bayless
    Favorite Sports Movies:Slap Shot
    Favorite Sports Books:Baseball Almanac
    Favorite Sports Websites:Fan IQ, ESPN, Yahoo sports
    Video Game Skill Level/ Playing Style:Not a dork!!
    Non-Sports Hobbies and Interests:Filling out profiles
    Movies:Airplane and Airplane 2
    TV:ATHF
    Music:Cool stuff
    Video Games:Not a complete dork.
    Andres's FanIQ Statistics
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    FanIQ Points: 55,914
    Ranked #721 on FanIQ
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    IQ Points: 21,121
    Ranked #893 on FanIQ

    Awards: 35
    Thumbs Up Received: 793
    Recruits: 3

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    Andres's Thought Of The Day

    “REDSKINS WILL WIN THE EAST!!!!!”

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    0  |  0  |  >7 days ago
    Well here we go! The Penguins are gonna be an awesome challenge! But why do we have to wait until Saturday? The NHL needs to work with the NBA to have these games on different days or times or somethi...  Read More »
    Sport: NHL
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    A lot of people thought the Wings would lose to Nashville. Thankfully they were wrong. I think now that Osgood has taken the goal they are a real force. The Nashville goaltender stood on his head. Col...  Read More »
    Sport: NHL
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    Yes its kinda cool that all #1 seeds made the final 4 but its also a downer for all of us that picked the spoilers. Who would have guessed that Memphis would somehow make most of their freethrows. Kan...  Read More »
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    Andres's Awards and Accolades
    35 Awards - 0 this week
    793 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 1 Thumbs Up this week
    Smart (67) Funny (48) Bold (4)
    Andres's Fan Karma = -286 (Accolades Given - Received)
    kramer | 2 hours ago
    Thumbs Up I gave your poll, What kind of computer do you use? a thumbs up!
    northwind2008 | 4 days ago
    ML31 | 5 days ago
    Thumbs Up I gave your poll, What kind of computer do you use? a thumbs up!
    JBrenn | 6 days ago
    Thumbs Up I gave your poll, NY Jets 2008/2009 Wins and loses a thumbs up!
    Peytonrob | 7 days ago
    Peytonrob | 7 days ago
    hartley51592 | 8 days ago
    Thumbs Up I gave your poll, Who do you like in the NFC East? a thumbs up!
    jengirrl2007 | 9 days ago
    Thumbs Up I gave your poll, Best secondarys in 2008/2009 season a thumbs up!
    Jahiegel | 9 days ago
    Thumbs Up I gave your poll, Who do you like in the NFC East? a thumbs up!
    Jahiegel | 9 days ago
    Thumbs Up Poll by Scott | 8 days ago
    Arizona Cardinals in 2008 - Game By Game Prediction
    Thumbs Up Poll by MrNFL | 8 days ago
    Official FanIQ 2008 NFL Season Prediction SuperPoll
    Smart Comment by danny_n94 in Dallas Cowboys Schedule Part 2 | 19 days ago
    I have them losing all 3 divison opponents on the road. The only reason they lose to Philly in Philly is cuz they wont play anyone on the final Sunday as they prepare for the playoffs
    Thumbs Up Poll by dallasfan27 | 38 days ago
    The 'Skins trade for Jason Taylor.
    Funny Comment by nyrangers in Best two way player in the NHL | 55 days ago
    Just stop. It's embarrassing how you take half a sentence and turn it into a giant rant that has nothing to do with what is going on, and then have the nerve to bring New York fans into this. And also, if you are trying to "dis" someone and their team, you might wanna try creatin (more)
    Funny Comment by tommybalish in Best two way player in the NHL | 55 days ago
    WOW a cali fan that doesn't like a ture hockey team BOO WHO, the fact of the matter is you stated  you don't like there fans, there fans are the nicest fans to oppsosing teams fans in all of sports, why because they respect good tallent and hard work. The pitt fans while in Det got rounds of dr (more)
    Thumbs Up Trivia by FelixF | 111 days ago
    Who won the Stanley Cup in 1988-89?
    Thumbs Up Trivia by mooser | 111 days ago
    Which two NHL Teams failed to win a Stanley Cup during the Original Six Era
    Thumbs Up Trivia by mooser | 111 days ago
    How much was the Stanley Cup purchased for in 1892?
    Thumbs Up Trivia by mooser | 111 days ago
    The longest Stanley Cup Playoff Game in history took place in 1936 between The detroit Red Wings and