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jacobmrley commented on Best Dump 'em Line

Homer Simpson dictated it best: Dear baby, Welcome to Dumpsville...Population: You.

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jacobmrley commented on Shocking news: The Knicks are doing something smart, and backpedaling on Allen Iverson

I believe Branch Rickey said it best "We can finish last without you..."

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jacobmrley commented on Kansas coach Mark Mangino tries to save his job by saying his verbal abuse of his players is just doing the work that their parents "should have done before they got to me."

Those kids should be just happy he didn't eat them. I mean, really, if you are so fat you make Charlie Weis look slim, maybe it's time for two shakes and a sensible dinner once in a while.

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jacobmrley commented on It looks like the Allen Iverson to the Knicks is a reality. Sources say the team will sign him once he clears waivers.

Now that is a slogan: The New York Knicks - We're better than the Nets!

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jacobmrley commented on It looks like the Allen Iverson to the Knicks is a reality. Sources say the team will sign him once he clears waivers.

Hey, maybe we'll win 25 games now! sheesh... *bangs head against keyboard*

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jacobmrley commented on The greatest rant in the history of fandom

I love the British, it's like they invented the language. And you can pretty much replace all the Grimsby Soccer references with New York Mets ones to display my satisfaction with last season. In fact, I might cut and paste this rant into an email to Fred Wilpon and Omar Minaya right now...I love the British, it's like they invented the language. And you can pretty much replace all the Grimsby Soccer references with New York Mets ones to display my satisfaction with last season. In fact, I might cut and paste this rant...( more)

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jacobmrley commented on Apparently the KC Star had as much faith in the BBWAA as the rest of us did

And Pedro Martinez circa 2002.

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jacobmrley commented on ''Winning Ugly'' Drops The Saints To #2 This Week. No Surprise At #1, Though. [NFL Power Rankings]

Yes. Yes they did. And the Saints will beat that same team in two weeks (and I will be there to cheer them on!).

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jacobmrley commented on ''Winning Ugly'' Drops The Saints To #2 This Week. No Surprise At #1, Though. [NFL Power Rankings]

You can't compare the numbers in two different games, that's just silly. My point was, the Saints ugly win was better than the Colts ugly win because the Saints actually won theirs where as the Colts had theirs handed to them on a silver platter. You can't compare the numbers in two different games, that's just silly. My point was, the Saints ugly win was better than the Colts ugly win because the Saints actually won theirs where as the Colts had theirs handed to them on a silver...( more)

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jacobmrley commented on ''Winning Ugly'' Drops The Saints To #2 This Week. No Surprise At #1, Though. [NFL Power Rankings]

The Colts played one of the best teams in the league and lost, they just happened to win the game because of an arguably suspect pass interference call and a coaching call they are still arguing about. Don't you remember the wisdom of Rosie Perez in 'White Men Can't Jump': "Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs." Well, the Colts really lost...worse than the Saints (who also, in a connection to the same ridiculous argument, lost).The Colts played one of the best teams in the league and lost, they just happened to win the game because of an arguably suspect pass interference call and a coaching call they are still arguing about. Don't you remember the wisdom of Rosie Perez...( more)

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jacobmrley commented on ''Winning Ugly'' Drops The Saints To #2 This Week. No Surprise At #1, Though. [NFL Power Rankings]

The Saints play a classic trap game and survive and the Colts (who have played some sloppy games themselves) get handed a gift from the gods (or a genius even) and they get move forward? Where is the logic in that?

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jacobmrley commented on In case you were wondering, Kevin Garnett is still an enormous prick

KG will go to bed tonight with his $126 million and his ring and laugh his way to sleep. And trust me, he won't miss a single wink.

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jacobmrley commented on Raja Bell shows up to the Warriors, instantly opts to end his season with wrist surgery

"the Warriors, who are honestly the worst-run organization in sports right now." The Knicks laugh at your assertion. They make the Clippers look like the Steelers.

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jacobmrley commented on Rex Grossman's dad: ''It's not Jay Cutler's fault. It's not Rex Grossman's fault. It's not Kyle Orton's fault. It's the fault of the organization.''

It is the organization's fault that their QBs are colorblind and/or stupid. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

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jacobmrley commented on Because the economy is doing so well, the Red Sox will be increasing ticket prices in 2010

Ticket prices only go in one direction...how is this kind of story even news anymore?

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jacobmrley commented on Meet The Mets

This is the only version of the song they should ever use.

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jacobmrley commented on How many of you lost your fantasy games thanks to Maurice Jones-Drew pulling a Brian Westbrook yesterday?

I am still bitter over the Brian Westbrook thing, I lost my game and my league because of that move. I had some flashbacks yesterday (though it didn't cost me anything this time, luckily...)

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jacobmrley commented on Larry Johnson might be headed to the Bengals....

This sounds like a typical old school "Bungles" kind of move, but considering they are 7-2 and just beat the Steelers with their collection of castoffs and underachievers, I guess it might work.

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jacobmrley commented on Pedro had the flu when he started game six................Well that explains why he sucked.

Has this now become the go to excuse for any athlete? "I had the flu" Well, than either don't play or suck it up. I go to work when I am sick and don't complain or make excuses. Plus, didn't Jordan score like 40 points one night with a stomach flu that would have put a normal man in the hospital? Has this now become the go to excuse for any athlete? "I had the flu" Well, than either don't play or suck it up. I go to work when I am sick and don't complain or make excuses. Plus, didn't Jordan score like 40...( more)

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jacobmrley commented on Are the Phoenix Suns for real?

Yeah, it takes a real expert to see the Knicks suck. Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles can see how bad the Knicks suck. This question was about the Suns.

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jacobmrley commented on The Knicks are looking into signing Allen Iverson. Of course they are.

Cause it's better to win 12 games in NYC than win 20 in Memphis?!? The Knicks are the worst run team ever (Clippers included).

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jacobmrley commented on Have you ever been emotionally black mailed or are you emotional black mailer?

I won't answer this poll unless you tell me you'll love me forever...

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jacobmrley commented on Joe Mauer = AL MVP?

How can you score this poll before, you know, they actually announce the winner of the AL MVP (and why are you scoring an opinion poll in the first place?!?)

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jacobmrley commented on The worst uniform ever has been officially decided. God, is it ever ugly.

The Saintsations would look hot in burlap sacks...

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jacobmrley commented on Well... it's obvious where priorities are in Massachusetts. Not the Celtics, that's for damn sure.

Well, most Celts fans are Sox, Pats and Bruins fans, so they already have sports vanity plates. You can't have more than one set on a car and even Boston fans aren't dumb enough to buy a new car just to have Celtics plates (are they?).

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