mikey's Los Angeles Angels Scrapbook (MLB)
#44 Fan Los Angeles Angels
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Ok waiting for the Ranger fade, any day now
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An Angels win in game 6 would be nice
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Angel 4 game sweep back on
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Favorite Players:
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Bobby Grich, Doug DeCences,Nolan Ryan,Troy Percival,K-ROD,GA, Tim Salmon, Wally Joyner,Vlade Gurerro,Mike Witt, Joe Rudi,Rod Carew, Don Baylor, Chone Figgins, David Eckstein. K-Rod, Vlade
Why I am a fan:
There's nothing like a Sunday afternoon ball game at the stadium drinking beers watching Big Vlade Daddy send them over the wall into the rockpile all the while watching the pretty southern cali girls, oh and dont forget Yankees and Red Sox still suck
Favorite Moments:
Angels first division win 1979.
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mikey's USC Trojans Scrapbook (NCAABB)
#5 Fan USC Trojans
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Pete knew the time to bail
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Pete new the time to bail
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Junior Seau
Why I am a fan:
SC cheerleaders, tightest sweaters
Favorite Moments:
Reggie Bush's 513 total yards! USC knocked off Fresno State 50-42, to save USC's season
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mikey's Jeff Gordon Scrapbook (NASCAR)
#1231 Fan Jeff Gordon
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mikey's California* Scrapbook (HS Football)
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mikey's Movies Scrapbook (Locker Room)
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mikey's Detroit Lions Scrapbook (NFL)
#97 Fan Detroit Lions
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Look I was a Rams fan before that Bitch moved them from my backyard
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Favorite Players:
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Barry Sanders, Eric Dickerson, Wendal Tyler. Tim Lester
Why I am a fan:
Since they took the Rams from me I decided to adopt the Lions as my new NFL team. I rather jump on a sinking ship then to jump on a winning teams bandwagon. Start from the ground up. Oh and the Pat's and Giants blow chunks. Same with the Cowboys- blow
Favorite Moments:
Huh my favorite moment with the Lions?I guess eating turkey or anytime they beat the Cowboys
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mikey's Bio
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About Me
 
 
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 200
Bats: R
Throws: L
Schools: School of hard knocks
Relationship Status: Long Term Contract (Married)
Kids: Kids taste like chicken
Occupation: Peacock feather trimmer
Companies: Brass Balls Prosthetics
Places I lived: Providence Rhode Island
Greatest Moment in Sports:Kirk Gibson home run off the Eck' in the WS
Greatest Event in Sports:Roller Derby match race
Greatest Athlete of All Time:Kobe Bryant
Greatest Coach of All Time:Bella Karoli
Most Fanatical Moment:Made friends with a Yankee fan
My Sports Superstitions:Drink a pitcher of beer before engaging in sports
Most Disappointing Sports Moments:Tanya Harding's broken skate
Fantasy Sports I Play:NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, NASCAR
Fantasy Skill Level:Novice
Sports I Play:Baseball, Basketball, Billiards/Pool, Bowling, Darts, Dodgeball, Fishing, Football, Golf, Kickball, Running, Skating, Surfing, Table Tennis
Nickname:Mike the Rock
Current Skill Level:Novice. Cheapshot
Highest Organized Level:JV football
Athletes I've Played With/Against:Uhm little brother played with Lenny Dykstra (Little League)
Sports Trophies/Awards:Ping Pong first place ribbon. Ribbon in a game of pickle. championship trophy playing in the Orange Bowl ( Pop Warner )
Career Highlights:T.D. catch
Career Lowlights:hit in the face with a softball
Sports Injuries:Torn ligaments in my ankle basketball tryouts freshman year of high school
Sports Video Games I Play:EA Madden Series, MLB 2K Series
Video Game Skill Level/ Playing Style:Novice. Frustrated style
Favorite Sports Video Games:Madden series
Non-Sports Hobbies and Interests:Is Drinking a non-sport?
Movies:Ishtar
TV:Dexter
Music:Anything Blues and Rock and Roll
Video Games:Call of Duty
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Teams mikey Hates
New York Yankees
Why I Hate Them: 10- Their Arrogant Fans. The arrogant players and that arrogant owner. Enough already. Your the Evil empire we get it. 9-Bandwagoning Yankee fans 8-Patronizing Yankee fans. 7-The media assuming everyone in cali is a yankee fan. 6-Arod and Derek, grow a pair. 5- Yankee fans wearing Dam ties to the ball park. 4-Yankee fans who come to Angels stadium and chant lets go yankees. Stop it. your chants and look might work in N.Y. but in Southern Cali it means nothing. 3- Yankee fans whose only answer to your question is , 27 world titles baby. 2- Yankee fans who never even watch baseball but when they win claim to be at the championship game. 1- Yankee fans who still rely on the history. History doesn't win now. Losers
Players I Hate: Its a lot easier to say that only Mattingly and Bernie Williams was tolerable
Boston Red Sox
Why I Hate Them: #1. After all those years of incessant whining and crying about how losing builds special character, they finally win and exhibit no grace or dignity or "character" whatsoever. #2. Cowboy Up! This may have been the most ridiculous rallying cry in sports history. New England Cowboys. Just like George W. Bush. #3. Red Sox Nation. Is this a joke? As if the Yankees, Dodgers, Cubs, Giants, Mets and Braves don't have millions of fans throughout the country. And most of those fans, unlike this sudden wave of instant Red Sox rooters, actually follow their teams and don't just wear the cool-looking hats. Just for the record, it costs $199.95 to join the Ultimate Fan Group of Red Sox Nation. This level of membership comes with the right to purchase two tickets in the Green Monster seats -- for another $140 a pop. You also get a laminated membership card! Even their own team takes advantage of Red Sox fans. #4. Now, They Hate Manny Ramirez, the MVP of their miracle 2004 World Series victory and a man who averaged 36 home runs and 115 RBI a season during his seven full years with the team. Sure, Manny got out of line this year, and sure, maybe he had to be traded, but do you Bosox fans need to hate him? Have you no respect for the man who pulled you from the edge of the abyss? Have you no understanding of Manny's place in baseball history? He's the best right-handed hitter since Joe DiMaggio, and to tell the truth, he may be a better hitter than the Yankee Clipper. #5. They absolutely skewered Bill Buckner for his fielding gaffe in Game 6 of the 1986 World Series. Buckner was a wonderful ballplayer and a really decent guy. He collected 2,715 hits in his career. In 1986, he was one of the best hitters on the team. He smacked 18 home runs, collected 102 RBI and was the club's top slugger in September. Yet after he misplayed a Mookie Wilson ground ball in the final inning of that tragic Game 6 loss, Boston fans were so cruel to Buckner that he had to flee the city. Fans have recent'y tried to reinvent history and claim that they never blamed Buckner. Don't believe it. They crucified the guy. He had to move to Idaho, for God's Sake! Way to stick by your players, BoSox fans. #6. Sweet Caroline. The Royal Rooters must be rolling over in their graves when the drunken bandwagon hoppers break into this Neil Diamond sap-fest. #7. Ben Affleck. Star of Gigli. Former Mr. Jennifer Lopez. Secretary of State for Red Sox Nation. #8. Fever Pitch. This is the worst movie ever made, and it's about a Red Sox fan. That couldn't just be a coincidence, could it? #9. The Sports Guy. ESPN's Bill Simmons is the prototypical Red Sox fan, or so he claims, and he stinks out loud. Every single article that he writes is exactly the same: Red Sox, Patriots, dumb joke about a sitcom, and then a stupid remark about one of his buddies, all of whom seem to have ridiculously annoying nicknames like Burp, Pooper, or the Diaper. Didn't he say that he was gonna "Die in Peace?" Uh, when? #10. Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy
Players I Hate: Lot easier to say The YAZ ( God rest his soul) Fred Lynn and Jim Rice I liked and respected. OK Ted Williams was a "swell guy" mostly because he used to flip off the Sox faithfull in Fenway when you 'tard fans got on him
Boston Celtics
Why I Hate Them: No explanation given yet...
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Dallas Cowboys
Why I Hate Them: (Disclaimer!:Texas is a great state and the following hatred only holds true for the Dallas cowboys and there followers) For starters that new stadium. When the stadium trumps the team in popularity, then your team sucks. Getting tickets for a game would mean taking a second mortgage on the trailer or having to reconsider purchasing the new off-road tires with chrome mud flaps for the old F150. And once in you still need to travel through another space dimension to get to your seats. Providing you went all out and paid for one to sit in. Jerry f'ing Jones and the other redneck Wade Phillips, both loads. One is loaded with ego, and the other, fart dust. America's Team? I for one didn't sign on and I'm pretty sure you can call any of the other NFL teams the same thing unless its outside America. Beer, sure you didn't raise beer prices inside the stadium but ya knocked off 2ozs from 24 to 22. The team logo is a star. I seen the same logo shape on a honda accord's bumper, but the words "PORN" is associated with it, nice. The Team has two rosters one on the field and one in the court house to tell ya what court room to appear in.
Players I Hate: Adams, Flozell OT 6-7 338 12 Michigan State 34 Anderson, Deon FB 5-10 246 3 Connecticut 19 Austin, Miles WR 6-3 214 4 Monmouth 20 Ball, Alan CB 6-1 188 2 Illinois 24 Barber, Marion RB 6-0 222 5 Minnesota 80 Bennett, Martellus TE 6-6 266 2 Texas A&M 72 Bowen, Stephen DE 6-5 306 4 Hofstra 51 Brooking, Keith LB 6-2 242 12 Georgia Tech 18 Buehler, David K 6-2 228 R Southern California 57 Butler, Victor LB 6-2 246 R Oregon State 54 Carpenter, Bobby LB 6-2 249 4 Ohio State 23 Choice, Tashard RB 5-10 212 2 Georgia Tech 75 Colombo, Marc OT 6-8 318 8 Boston College 84 Crayton, Patrick WR 6-0 204 6 NW Okla State 70 Davis, Leonard G 6-6 353 9 Texas 68 Free, Doug OT 6-6 313 3 Northern Illinois 27 Gordon, Cletis CB 6-1 205 4 Jackson State 65 Gurode, Andre C 6-4 318 8 Colorado 26 Hamlin, Ken S 6-2 209 7 Arkansas 36 Hamlin, Michael S 6-2 213 R Clemson 97 Hatcher, Jason DE 6-6 305 4 Grambling 64 Holland, Montrae G 6-2 326 7 Florida State 17 Hurd, Sam WR 6-2 208 4 Northern Illinois 56 James, Bradie LB 6-2 247 7 Louisiana State 21 Jenkins, Mike CB 5-10 198 2 South Florida 98 Johnson, Curtis LB 6-3 237 2 Clark Atlanta University 28 Jones, Felix RB 6-0 218 2 Arkansas 3 Kitna, Jon QB 6-2 218 13 Central Washington 63 Kosier, Kyle G 6-5 307 8 Arizona State 91 Ladouceur, L.P. LS 6-4 256 5 California 1 McBriar, Mat P 6-1 222 6 Hawaii 7 McGee, Stephen QB 6-3 218 R Texas A&M 77 McQuistan, Pat OT 6-6 317 4 Weber State 41 Newman, Terence CB 5-11 191 7 Kansas State 53 Octavien, Steve LB 6-0 246 1 Nebraska 85 Ogletree, Kevin WR 6-0 192 R Virginia 99 Olshansky, Igor DE 6-6 315 6 Oregon 89 Phillips, John TE 6-5 255 R Virginia 69 Preston, Duke C 6-5 311 5 Illinois 71 Procter, Cory C 6-4 311 5 Montana 90 Ratliff, Jay DT 6-4 303 5 Auburn 9 Romo, Tony QB 6-2 226 7 Eastern Illinois 32 Scandrick, Orlando CB 5-10 193 2 Boise State 43 Sensabaugh, Gerald S 6-0 210 6 North Carolina 78 Siavii, Junior DT 6-5 318 4 Oregon 96 Spears, Marcus DE 6-4 309 5 LSU 93 Spencer, Anthony LB 6-3 256 3 Purdue 4 Suisham, Shaun K 6-0 197 4 Bowling Green 94 Ware, DeMarcus LB 6-4 262 5 Troy 25 Watkins, Patrick S 6-5 218 4 Florida State 58 Williams, Jason LB 6-1 246 R Western Illinois 11 Williams, Roy WR 6-3 215 6 Texas 82 Witten, Jason TE 6-5 263 7 Tennessee Injured Reserved 55 Hodge, Stephen LB 6-0 238 R Texas Christian 59 Williams, Brandon LB 6-3 248 R Texas Tech Physically Unable to Perform 79 Brewster, Robert OT 6-4 320 R Ball State Reserve Future 60 Bright, Travis G 6-4 320 R Brigham Young 92 Dixon, Marcus DE 6-4 285 1 Hampton 31 Donaldson, Herb RB 5-11 225 R Western Illinnois 29 Floyd, Marquis CB 6-0 190 2 West Georgia 16 Holley, Jesse WR 6-2 213 1 North Carolina 5 Hughes, Connor K 5-10 172 1 Virginia 15 Johnson, Manuel WR 5-11 195 R Oklahoma 83 Ryan, Titus WR 6'0 190 2 Concordia College 52 Williams, Leon LB 6-2 250 4 Miami 50 Woods, Donovan LB 6-2 230 2 Oklahoma State
San Francisco 49ers
Why I Hate Them: Northern Cali.
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