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redneck_chick commented on What is the WORST BEER?

THE BEER POEM by JOHN VALBY The Icehouse was rockin, Cuz the Shlits' were all there; Guy's were popping silver bullets, There was Busch in the air. While Labatt's blew a Canadian, Jenny creamed up her twat; Gave Southern Comfort to Samuel Adams, While Molsen licked her Golden spot. Pabst put up a Blue Ribbon and said we'll have a competition, To see which lady's Honey Brown is truly fu**ing bi**hin; Killian's read the results, Ms. Miller won, we laughed, But when she spread her legs we all felt the Genuine Draft. The orgy that followed was a real Wild Turkey, I was spurned off the juice from my little Beef Jerky; Johnny Walker blacked out and woke up to find, Pete's Wicked Moosehead shoved up in his behind. Foster's had a Spanish bi**h, but when he went to eat her; he found her way too salty, her name was Margarita. St. Paulie's girl was on the floor, Her snatch filled to the brim; Bud yelled out, "if her twat can't hold it, I bet her hiney can." And next to her laid Old Milwaukee, His face down in some piss; Gurgling like a pig, It just doesn't get any better than this. So when you want a little wide mouth, Or your brew'th needs some head; Have an Amstel Light the sign, That hangs above my bed. Lick her in the front, Poke her in the rear; Suck my f**king dick bi**h, And spit it in my beer. THE BEER POEM by JOHN VALBY The Icehouse was rockin, Cuz the Shlits' were all there; Guy's were popping silver bullets, There was Busch in the air. While Labatt's blew a Canadian, Jenny creamed up her twat; Gave Southern Comfort...( more)

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redneck_chick commented on What is the WORST BEER?

i drink all beer i dont give no f**k if its hot out and the beer is ice cold im drinking it

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redneck_chick are you kidding me no emails wow i feel left out and no NOTIFICATIONS what!!!!!!!!!! where is every one

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redneck_chick commented on Takes on the West Virginia Mountaineers

hope you get better!! its not the swine flu is it

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redneck_chick commented on Who was most responsible for the Colts beating the Patriots?

pats won the first 6-7 i believe and colts got the last 5-6

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redneck_chick commented on Who was most responsible for the Colts beating the Patriots?

lmfao LOVE IT

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redneck_chick commented on Who Is Better, Tony Romo or Ben Roethlisberger?

well neither of them got the job done this weekend

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redneck_chick commented on Will the colts win another super bowl before manning retirers?

you ok or just as excited as i am

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redneck_chick commented on Who was most responsible for the Colts beating the Patriots?

Bill Belichick just showed to his D that he didnt have any faith in them and all the faith in his offense which didnt deliver when it meant most I am a die hard colts fan and I despise the patriots as any colts fan would even if they would have punted it peyton would have had the time to get back down field not saying they would have scored a TD but given it up on 4th&2 on the colts own 30 is just crazy it was a great game and cant wait for further match ups with these two teams it is the rivalry of the decade!!!!Bill Belichick just showed to his D that he didnt have any faith in them and all the faith in his offense which didnt deliver when it meant most I am a die hard colts fan and I despise the patriots as any colts fan would even if they would have...( more)

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redneck_chick last nights colts game was crazy but glad they pulled it off 9-0 baby!!!!!

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redneck_chick im drunk and need to go to bed before i do something stupid

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redneck_chick commented on Will the colts win another super bowl before manning retirers?

i agree with you all the way he would be a great asset to have right now

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redneck_chick Good morning its going to be a great day for football about Indianapolis Colts

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redneck_chick commented on Who is the greatest basketball player ever?

Earl "The Goat" Manigault would be my pick even though he never made it to the NBA he would have been better then Micheal Jordon if he would have just laid off the drugs

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redneck_chick commented on Pittsburgh Steelers-vs-Denver Broncos 11/09/2009

got to make it through the colts first

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redneck_chick commented on Pregnant Beauty Contest Hot or Not

being pregnant is beautiful but not in a bikini

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redneck_chick its time for bed had a long night at work need sleep so i can watch monday night football before i have to go back in about Indianapolis Colts

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