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    Shortxer's Bio
    About Me:Middle aged guy from BAMA, Love Nascar, Drag Racing, Motorcycles and FUN!!
    Height:6' 3"
    Weight:200
    Bats:R
    Throws:R
    Homepage:360.yahoo.com/my_profile-aQQeEaAzbaJPbPscols3;_ylt=An5pO8g.hcrE.Pg5eUgjxXUOAeJ3
    Schools:G, dale High
    Relationship Status:Long Term Contract (Married)
    Kids:1 - Boy and 4-Girls. & a LOADED GUN!
    Occupation:Husband, Father, Tax Payer
    Companies:Service Industries
    Places I've Lived:Bama, Bama, Bama!!
    Favorite Sport #1: NASCAR
    Team:Jeff Gordon
    Players:Alabama Gang, Richard Petty, Dale Sr.
    Moment:Infield Talladega 1983 (DOUBLE WOW!)
    Favorite Sport #2: Poker
    Team:Amarillo Slim
    Players:Chris Moneymaker
    Moment:WINNING!!
    Favorite Sport #3: NCAAF
    Team:Alabama Crimson Tide
    Players:Joe Mamath, Ken Stabler, Bart Star
    Moment:Bama BEATING Miami in the SUGAR BOWL
    Favorite Sport #4: Sports
    Team:Sports
    Players:All
    Moment:All
    Favorite Sport #5: Sports
    Team:Sports
    Players:All
    Moment:All
    Favorite Sport #6: Sports
    Team:Sports
    Players:ALL
    Moment:ALL
    Favorite Sport #7: Sports
    Team:Sports
    Players:All
    Moment:All
    Greatest Moment in Sports:N/A
    Greatest Event in Sports:All
    Greatest Athlete of All Time:N/A
    Greatest Coach of All Time:Paul "Bear" Bryant
    Most Fanatical Moment:I plead the 5th!
    My Sports Superstions:N/A
    Most Disappointing Sports Moments:N/A
    Teams I Hate:Notre Dame lol
    Players I Hate:N/A
    Fantasy Sports I Play:NASCAR
    Fantasy Skill Level:Bottom Feeder
    Sports I Play:Billiards/Pool, Table Tennis, Video Games
    Nickname:Biggin
    Current Skill Level:ZERO
    Highest Organized Level:High School
    Athletes I've Played With/Against:N/A
    Sports Trophies/Awards:N/A
    Career Highlights:N/A
    Career Lowlights:N/A
    Sports Injuries:KNEES, KNEES, KNEES
    Games I Usually Attend:Talladega - Spring & Fall, Alabama Football
    Greatest Sporting Event I've Attended:Iron Bowl
    Sports People I've Met:Dale Jarrett, Joe Nameth
    Sports Figures from my Hometown:N/A
    Most Prized Sports Possessions:life size cut-outs of Drivers
    Sports Trading Cards:Baseball, Football
    Athlete Autographs:Dale Jarrett, Joe Nameth
    Favorite Sports Collectibles:Nascar
    Dream Sports Job:N/A
    Favorite Jerseys:"24"
    Favorite Sports Brands:UA
    Favorite Ballgame Foods:Nachos
    Beer of Choice:Bud Light
    Hottest Athletes:Danika
    Ugliest Athletes:Billy Jean King
    Favorite Sports Announcers:Don Meradith
    Least Favorite Sports Announcers:Howard Cosell
    Favorite Sports "Experts":N/A
    Least Favorite Sports "Experts":Paul Finbaughm
    Favorite Sports Movies:The Longest Yard (Original)
    Favorite Sports Books:The Bear
    Favorite Sports Websites:Fan IQ, Nascar.com
    Sports Video Games I Play:EA NASCAR Series
    Video Game Skill Level/ Playing Style:Try Me
    Favorite Sports Video Games:Nascar
    Non-Sports Hobbies and Interests:Motorcycles
    Movies:ACTION
    TV:Tru-TV
    Music:Classic Rock
    Video Games:Gal, Asteroids, Galaga
    Shortxer's FanIQ Statistics
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    FanIQ Points: 53,571
    Ranked #630 on FanIQ
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    Fan Points: 26,240
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    IQ Points: 27,331
    Ranked #644 on FanIQ

    Awards: 14
    Thumbs Up Received: 185
    Recruits: 1
    Sports Addiction Score: 60

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      FRIENDS    VS.    SOUTHERN FRIENDS        FRIENDS: Never ask for food. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.   FRIENDS: Will say 'hell...  Read More »
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      From #17 & Counting Down 17.)  I hate every bone in her body but mine 16.)  It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. )  If ...  Read More »
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      Meet You In Heaven     After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She...  Read More »
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      I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them had ever got themselves caught in a zipper&n...  Read More »
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    185 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 1 Thumbs Up this week
    Smart (21) Funny (55) Bold (4)
    Shortxer's Fan Karma = -9 (Accolades Given - Received)
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    Shortxer's Best Comment of All-Time - 11 Thumbs Up
    in Is poker a sport ? | 76 days ago
    No, Hillary is an athlete because she MUST keep Bill from SCORING.  
    Thumbs Up I gave your trivia, Was Richard Childress ever a cup driver a thumbs up (10/10)!
    mihai_sz2005 | 5 days ago
    Smart I thought the following post you made was smart
    in Will Chrissy Wallace breakthrough and be the Danica Patrick of NASCAR

    She WILL succeed!
    jengirrl2007 | 19 days ago
    Smart I thought the following post you made was smart
    in Will Chrissy Wallace breakthrough and be the Danica Patrick of NASCAR

    I totally agree with you about ALL the EFFORT Danica has made to get her 1st win.
    jhawker1957 | 19 days ago
    Bold I liked your gutsy post
    in Will Chrissy Wallace breakthrough and be the Danica Patrick of NASCAR

    She WILL succeed!
    jhawker1957 | 19 days ago
    Thumbs Up I gave your trivia, Was Richard Childress ever a cup driver a thumbs up (10/10)!
    debi1960 | 33 days ago
    Funny You made me laugh with your comment
    in Who Am I?

    Did You Mean Who Are THEY!
    danxp888 | 37 days ago
    Funny You made me laugh with your comment
    in ATTRACTION

    Emotional tendencies would be in the phonebook under "SHRINKS" LMAO
    Raven73 | 37 days ago
    Thumbs Up I gave your poll, ATTRACTION a thumbs up!
    Roe | 39 days ago
    Thumbs Up I gave your poll, ATTRACTION a thumbs up!
    Luke4HMS | 39 days ago
    Thumbs Up I gave your trivia, Was Richard Childress ever a cup driver a thumbs up (10/10)!
    skunkymell | 40 days ago
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    Funny Comment by just_smile_12 in What was/is your Favorite SNL skit? | 52 days ago
    Another good one is the Justin Timberlake song.... "D*ck in a Box".... that was pretty funny too!   http://www.hulu.com/watch/1596/saturday-night-live-dick-in-a-box-uncensored
    Thumbs Up Quiz by SWDfisher48 | 53 days ago
    Do You Know Who Drove These Old Nascars
    Thumbs Up Quiz by Racin4Jesus | 58 days ago
    RETRO shows
    Thumbs Up Blog by frevr3fan | 58 days ago
    The Lady in Black is BACK!
    Thumbs Up Poll by Dodge#9 | 61 days ago
    The Nascar Nationwide series FanIQ Commissioner Challenge: Diamond Hill Plywood 200
    Thumbs Up Poll by Scott | 62 days ago
    The FanIQ Nascar Sprint Cup Commissioner Challenge: Dodge Challenger 500
    Funny Comment by Natasha in Hoo who? | 64 days ago
    Haha... well, I get IM's all the time asking to see my boobs! And half of them can't even type proper English. Sorry buddy... but if you want a little peek you better at least be able to speak. (disclaimer: you're not seeing my boobs on cam if you CAN speak proper English either)
    Funny Comment by derms33 in Would it happen? | 65 days ago
    I wouldn't sniff my butt...but if I could reach that far well...
    Smart Comment by Crackersexwife in What do you say/do when your spouse puts you in a no win situation? | 65 days ago
    I'm the same smart A$$ in person as I am on the Q, so if mine were to ask me, he'd know he's going to get my honest opinion.  If I wanted to know if something made my butt look big, I'd ask and expect an honest answer.  The B.S. bout reverse psycology don't play in my world.  Ask me I (more)
    Thumbs Up Photo by ntimid8 | 65 days ago
    The guys getting dinner ready