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Mr. Scott's Bio
About Me:All of this stuff to fill out and they want me to put something in this box too? Well, there you go.
Height:6' 4"
Weight:260
Bats:R
Throws:R
Homepage:N/A
Schools:University of Maine
Relationship Status:Short Term Contract (Committed Relationship)
Kids:None.
Occupation:Telecommunications
Companies:N/A
Places I've Lived:Inside the Green Monster where Manny sometimes uses my bathroom.
Favorite Sport #1: MLB
Team:Boston Red Sox
Players:Curt Schilling, Manny Ramirez, Mo Vaughn, David Ortiz, Josh Beckett, Jonathan Papelbon, Jason Varitek, Mike Lowell, Jacoby Ellsbury, Dwight Evans, Jim Ed Rice, Carlton Fisk, Fred Lynn, Carl Yastrzemski, Ted Williams, Dom DiMaggio, Johnny Pesky, Nomar Garciaparra, Pedro Martinez, Tom Brunansky, Dennis Eckersley
Moment:2004 and 2007 World Series, and more recently Jon Lester's no-no on May 19, 2008. I was there.
Favorite Sport #2: NFL
Team:San Francisco 49ers
Players:Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, Roger Craig, Brent Jones, Ronnie Lott, Steve Young, Terrell Owens (before he became T.O.), Charles Haley, Julian Peterson, Jeff Garcia, Fred Beasley, Tom Rathman, Andre Carter, Tony Parrish, Walt Harris, Frank Gore, Vernon Davis, Manny Lawson
Moment:Any of the Super Bowls, Montana-to-Taylor in Super Bowl XXIII, Young-to-Owens to beat the Packers in the playoffs.
Favorite Sport #3: NHL
Team:Detroit Red Wings
Players:Steve Yzerman, Sergei Fedorov, Brendan Shanahan, Chris Chelios, Joey Kocur, Bob Probert, Slava Fetisov, Slava Kozlov, Vladimir Konstantinov, Pavel Datsyuk, Darren McCarty, Kris Draper, Kirk Maltby, Chris Osgood, Jimmy Howard, Mike Vernon, Nicklas Lidstrom, Tomas Holmstrom, Johan Franzen, Henrik Zetterberg
Moment:1997 Cup Final when McCarty went All-Star Skills Competition on the Flyers defense. Yzerman's last cup. The '98 celebration with Konstantinov after his tragic accident.
Favorite Sport #4: NCAA Hockey
Team:Maine Black Bears
Players:Paul Kariya, Jim Montgomery, Bob Beers, Scott Pellerin, Jimmy Howard, Peter Metcalf, Michel Leveille, Marcus Gustafsson, Corey LaRose, Teddy Purcell
Moment:1993 and 1999 National Championship games. Montgomery imposing his will on Lake Superior State in '93. Gustafsson beats Ty Conklin and UNH in OT in '99. Going to the Hockey East Tournament in Boston every March.
Favorite Sport #5: NCAABB
Team:North Carolina Tar Heels
Players:Antawn Jamison, Jerry Stackhouse, Shammond Williams, Rasheed Wallace (before he went crazy), Vince Carter, Sean May, Raymond Felton, Marvin Williams, Julius Peppers, Rashad McCants, Brendan Haywood
Moment:Anytime they beat Dook! ...and the national title wins of course.
Favorite Sport #6: NBA
Team:Boston Celtics
Players:Bill Russell, Bob Cousy, Larry Bird, Robert Parish, Dennis Johnson, Reggie Lewis, Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, M.L. Carr
Moment:Winning the title in 2008! Bird vs. Magic anytime. You'll never see a matchup like that ever again.
Favorite Sport #7: Minor League Hockey
Team:Portland Pirates
Players:Mel Angelstad, Kent Hulst, Jean-Pierre Dumont, Martin Brochu, Sebastien Charpentier, Trent Whitfield, Dustin Penner
Moment:Angelstad taking on the entire Manchester Monarchs team in a fight after dumping snow on their goaltender. 1994 Calder Cup win establishes a new era of minor hockey in Portland.
Greatest Moment in Sports:The Miracle on Ice, 1980.
Greatest Event in Sports:Super Bowl! March Madness is very close.
Greatest Athlete of All Time:Jim Thorpe. Look it up.
Greatest Coach of All Time:Bill Walsh.
Most Fanatical Moment:I drove from Bangor, Maine to Montreal, Quebec and back in one day to watch Curt Schilling (then with Arizona) pitch a complete game 2-1 loss to the Montreal Expos in that crapcan of a stadium on 8/1/2002. He gave up a walk-off HR to Vlad Guerrero and Tomo Ohka got the win. 10,000 fans and neon green astroturf in a stadium that smelled like an old refrigerator. I am currently on a quest to visit all Major League Baseball parks. So far, so good. I have also seen, and kissed, the Stanley Cup. Three times.
My Sports Superstions:I park in the same garage every time I visit Fenway Park. It's located on Ipswich Street about 100 yards from Gate B.
Most Disappointing Sports Moments:Grady leaving Pedro in to pitch in 2003, followed by Aaron Boone's walk-off weenie off Wakefield in extra innings. Wake didn't deserve that.
Teams I Hate:NEW YORK YANKEES, St. Louis Rams, Dallas Cowboys, Philadelphia Flyers, Colorado Avalanche, oh, and THE NEW YORK YANKEES.
Players I Hate:Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, Terrell Owens, Kobe Bryant, Bret Boone, Matthew Barnaby, Paul O'Neill, Jeff Gordon, Eli Manning, Steve Francis, Manu Ginobili, Cristiano Ronaldo, Anyone who flops or takes a dive.
Fantasy Sports I Play:NFL, MLB
Fantasy Skill Level:Won my league last year. Finished in the post season the last six.
Sports I Play:Baseball, Floor Hockey, Football, Softball, Video Games
Nickname:Mr. Scott
Current Skill Level:Right-handed dead-pull power hitter in baseball/softball. I don't strike out much. Played 3B in my younger days then moved to the OF as the knees started to crap out. I can still crush it though. :)
Highest Organized Level:High School/American Legion/AAU baseball.
Athletes I've Played With/Against:N/A
Sports Trophies/Awards:Nothing significant.
Career Highlights:Honestly? Little League. In our championship game I struck out the side three consecutive innings in a rain storm with my grandmother watching who was dying of cancer. I finished the game at first base and we won. I was 11 years old but I'll always remember that. She died the following spring.
Career Lowlights:Not making my high school team my senior year due to injury.
Sports Injuries:Dislocated knee, arthritic knees, nerve damage in my left shoulder, several broken fingers, high ankle sprain
Games I Usually Attend:Red Sox games at Fenway Park mostly. I've also been to several other MLB parks.
Greatest Sporting Event I've Attended:A 2OT thriller at the Garden between the Pistons and Celtics in March of '06. Jon Lester's no-hitter at Fenway on 5/19/2008. Nomar Garciaparra's first game with the Red Sox in late summer of 1996.
Sports People I've Met:Up close and personal, Kevin Millar. He's a really great guy. I went to high school with former MLB pitcher Matt Kinney if that counts.
Sports Figures from my Hometown:Bill Swift, Matt Stairs, Mike Bordick
Most Prized Sports Possessions:My Steve Yzerman Detroit Red Wings jersey and my Jerry Rice rookie card.
Sports Trading Cards:A lot. Enough Shaq rookies to put my kids through college, if I had kids, so instead it'll be my retirement fund.
Athlete Autographs:Autographs don't interest me. I'd rather get a picture and a handshake with the athlete. That's special. You can buy autographs off ebay.
Favorite Sports Collectibles:Jerseys.
Dream Sports Job:Color Commentator for anything.
Favorite Jerseys:Terrell Owens (49ers), Priest Holmes (Chiefs), Richard Seymour (Patriots), Brian Dawkins (Eagles), Steve Yzerman (Red Wings), Portland Pirates (Custom, my name and number), University of Maine Hockey (Away and Alternate), Manny Ramirez (Red Sox Sunday Alternate), Curt Schilling (Red Sox Road Gray w/2004 WS Patch)
Favorite Sports Brands:Converse (before they were bought by Nike), CCM, Easton, Adidas, New Balance, Wilson, Lumber Company
Favorite Ballgame Foods:Fenway Franks, Oggi's Pizza from Petco Park in San Diego, Cheesesteaks from Citizens Bank Park in Philly. Nathan's Famous dogs at Yankee Stadium.
Beer of Choice:I don't drink. I know that's a sports fan sacrilege, but I don't. I'll still kick your ass at trivia.
Hottest Athletes:Mickie James (I mean..WWE still requires athleticism. I get it's scripted, but she's still hot so it counts). Also Jennie Finch and Serena Williams.
Ugliest Athletes:Well I'm not really checking out dudes, but Jay Gibbons of the Baltimore Orioles looks like a failed science experiment.
Favorite Sports Announcers:Gary Thorne, University of Maine Class of '74. I'd listen to him announce square dancing. Bob Uecker, Curt Gowdy, Johnny Most, Vin Scully, Al Michaels, Harry Caray, Jack Buck, Harry Kalas, Joe Castiglione.
Least Favorite Sports Announcers:TIM MCCARVER, Michael Kay, Suzyn Woldman or however you spell her name, Bryant Gumbel, Cris Collinsworth, Joe Theismann
Favorite Sports "Experts":Bob Ryan, Jay Mariotti, Buster Olney, Peter Gammons, Jayson Stark, Dick Schaap (RIP)
Least Favorite Sports "Experts":Dan Shaughnessy. What a d-bag.
Favorite Sports Movies:Field of Dreams, The Natural, Soul of the Game, Slap Shot, The Program, Rudy, Major League, Necessary Roughness, Eight Men Out, Friday Night Lights, Miracle, 61*
Favorite Sports Books:Faithful, Now I Can Die in Peace, Summer of '49, The Teammates, Blood Feud, The Little Red (Sox) Book, Mind Game, Moneyball
Favorite Sports Websites:ESPN.com, BostonDirtDogs.com, Letsgowings.com, Sportslogos.net, FanIQ!
Sports Video Games I Play:EA Madden Series, EA College Football Series, EA MLB Series, MLB 2K Series, EA NHL Series, Tiger Woods PGA Tour
Video Game Skill Level/ Playing Style:I've been playing Madden since it came out way back on Sega Genesis in 1992. I'd like to think I'm pretty good. I'm pretty old school though. I remember when Tecmo Super Bowl was huge. Best football game ever.
Favorite Sports Video Games:Madden Series, MLB2K Series, EA NHL Series, PGR4
Non-Sports Hobbies and Interests:Music, Video Games, Cars, Books, Writing, Juvenile Delinquency
Movies:Goodfellas, The Godfather, L.A. Confidential, Anchorman, Star Wars Trilogy, many many more.
TV:The Shield, Family Guy, House, Sportscenter, Stump the Schwab
Music:Punk, Alternative, Metal, Classic Rock, R&B, Hip-Hop
Video Games:GTA IV, Ace Combat 6, Burnout Revenge, Midnight Club, World of Warcraft
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in Ashley Harkleroad Playboy Cover Photo | 51 days ago
There's an 8-set epic going on in my pants.
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Yet.
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Surprisingly, Jeff George isn't on this list.
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Smart Comment by bookiebuster in Does Los Angeles Deserve Another NFL Franchise? | 5 days ago
Niners stay right here.
Smart Comment by Pat in What about Daisuke Matsuzaka for the Cy Young? | 6 days ago
I don't understand why, when there are so many great reasons to give it to Lee over Matsuzaka, you would take 2 things that are essentially irrelevant, and use those. I won't even address the "learn English" part, because I'm assuming that was just a bad joke. But the injury thing? Mats (more)
Funny Comment by rootman54 in Chad Johnson Officially Changes Name To Ocho Cinco | 6 days ago
Championship!
Funny Comment by ChristiSunshine in Chad Johnson Officially Changes Name To Ocho Cinco | 6 days ago
My daddy refers to him as old man Houshmandzadeh's son...it  cracks me up when he says it...
Smart Comment by krysyndaday in Does Los Angeles Deserve Another NFL Franchise? | 6 days ago
Lord NO!!!!!!!!! Give some other poor state a shot at an NFL franchise or at least a State that can and will support another team. In fact, they would probably have a better turn out if they gave Montanna or North Dakota an NFL Franchise.
Funny Comment by DrCommento in Does Los Angeles Deserve Another NFL Franchise? | 6 days ago
But Florida already has 3 teams!