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Mrs. Randompants's Play-by-Play
| Would you rather 7-19 | 1 hour ago |
| Do You Pick'em Perfectly? | 3 hours ago |
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| Who is scarier? | 6 hours ago |
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| What is the laziest thing you have done.. err not done? | 14 |
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Mrs. Randompants's Bio
| About Me: | I know nothing about sports. I am just here to "hangout". *** I love getting thumbs up on comments I make, it makes me feel like I am loved... they are like little hugs for my words*** ***I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. **** *****I'm like a movie, you get action, drama, horror, romance, and a butt load of comedy***** | ||||
| Height: | 5' 10" | ||||
| Weight: | 130 | ||||
| Bats: | R | Throws: | R | ||
| Homepage: | www.faniq.com/user/Sports_Schmorts DUH! | ||||
| Schools: | 
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| Relationship Status: | Long Term Contract (Married) | ||||
| Kids: | 2 boys, 7 and 4 | ||||
| Occupation: | Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations. | ||||
| Companies: | Mama inc. | ||||
| Places I've Lived: | my moms womb... and my parents house... | ||||
| Greatest Moment in Sports: | Oh, there are so many ... | ||||
| Greatest Event in Sports: |  | ||||
| Greatest Athlete of All Time: |  | ||||
| Greatest Coach of All Time: |  | ||||
| Most Fanatical Moment: |
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| My Sports Superstions: | 
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| Most Disappointing Sports Moments: | 
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| Teams I Hate: | I dont like the Packers... well cause that is just who I am not sposta like | ||||
| Players I Hate: | I dont HATE anyone... | ||||
| Fantasy Sports I Play: | NASCAR | ||||
| Fantasy Skill Level: | 
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| Sports I Play: | Video Games | ||||
| Nickname: | I dont have a nickname, cept the one Aceraison gave me... its Duck Butt | ||||
| Current Skill Level: | 
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| Highest Organized Level: | I was forced to play sports in school... the PE teachers would roll their eyes when they saw me coming... cause I usually had SOME excuse... the best were the ones where I would "trip" coming to class, or the times I "forgot" my swimming suit... SUCKS... sorry teacher.. tee hee | ||||
| Athletes I've Played With/Against: | yeah nope... | ||||
| Sports Trophies/Awards: | I have a lot of "cyber" awards here for hanging out...!!! | ||||
| Career Highlights: | 
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| Career Lowlights: | having to play...I hated floor hockey, I was always like... really, you want to get hit in the shin by a stick... thanks, I'll be over here if you need me.... | ||||
| Sports Injuries: | Um, I tripped and hurt my knee, I also got hit in the head with a volleyball one time. I also felt like my arms were going to break every time I had to "serve" the ball in Volleyball... oh that sport sucks. | ||||
| Games I Usually Attend: | My kids T-Ball, and Karate classes | ||||
| Greatest Sporting Event I've Attended: | um, yeah no.... | ||||
| Sports People I've Met: | um, none that I can think of... | ||||
| Sports Figures from my Hometown: | Um, I dont know... probably... | ||||
| Most Prized Sports Possessions: | my homer hankie... its at my parents, and its not mine, but I like it. | ||||
| Sports Trading Cards: |  | ||||
| Athlete Autographs: | I have 1000's of autographs from my favorite ball player... he writes his name daily... for me... | ||||
| Favorite Sports Collectibles: | Purses... the ones that hold all the tickets, trinkets and keys when we go to the game. | ||||
| Dream Sports Job: | oh yeah Id love to be a cheerleader... wait I take that back.. no I wouldnt. | ||||
| Favorite Jerseys: | I used to have Brad Johnsons Vikings Jerseys, (home and away)... but we all know how that worked out... WAIT he's back, opps, hes gone again. SOn of a... | ||||
| Favorite Sports Brands: | Brand? um I dunno, these are hard questions... | ||||
| Favorite Ballgame Foods: | cotton candy, and pop... | ||||
| Beer of Choice: | ish... earwax in a cup...pass... | ||||
| Hottest Athletes: | um, i guess I dont know their names.. cept from Beckham... | ||||
| Ugliest Athletes: | dont know any... | ||||
| Favorite Sports Announcers: | I like the guy who does the twins... cause he is the only one I kinda know... oh and then there is Madden... the "heres a guy who when he runs.. goes faster" he bugs me, he is my least favorite | ||||
| Least Favorite Sports Announcers: | oh funny... Madden... | ||||
| Favorite Sports "Experts": | Writer? oh I dont read.. its too much work. | ||||
| Least Favorite Sports "Experts": | um, I am sure that I like them all. | ||||
| Favorite Sports Movies: | um, Lucas... | ||||
| Favorite Sports Books: | um, I dont like to read it makes me yawn... really... reading books out loud makes me yawn... and eating pretzels and popcorn... hmmm... | ||||
| Favorite Sports Websites: | FanIQ | ||||
| Sports Video Games I Play: | MLB 2K Series | ||||
| Video Game Skill Level/ Playing Style: | I can beat my 7 year old most of the time. | ||||
| Favorite Sports Video Games: | Mario Kart | ||||
| Non-Sports Hobbies and Interests: | I like to shop, and hang out, I love to watch TV and movies.. I wont lie... | ||||
| Movies: | I ♥ movies, but not scary ones. I dont like icky movies either. (icky being any movie that has icky things in it.) | ||||
| TV: | LOST, My Name is Earl, Desperate Housewives, Brothers and Sisters, How I met your Mother, The Class, Grey's Anatomy, The Office, ER, The Black Donnellys(RIP), October Road, The Riches, Dirt, Psych, Heroes | ||||
| Music: | I like anything that is not angry.. unless its girl angry... but not boy angry, I dont like music that makes my throat hurt... Click Here to get your own Christmas Count Down! | ||||
| Video Games: | Lego Star Wars on the Wii | ||||
Mrs. Randompants's FanIQ Statistics
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Mrs. Randompants's Thought Of The Day
“Rain should be banned on the weekends...”
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11 | 16 | 5 days ago
| 16 | 5 days agoThey're heeeeere!!!
The world has been waiting for the Super Twins to arrive. Saturday evening Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline both weighing in at a little over 5 lbs each came happy and healthy ... Read More »
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6 | 9 | >7 days ago
| 9 | >7 days agoHope everyone had a safe, and happy 4th weekend!
Here is a quick recap of the week!
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| 8 | >7 days agoAl Gore is ridin' Dirty
When asked if Al Gore was a member of the dangerous “Scissor Gang Mafia”, he came back with this statement:
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Mrs. Randompants's Awards and Accolades
958 Awards - 2 this week
67,295 Fan Accolades - 673 this week
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Mrs. Randompants's Fan Karma = -60,789 (Accolades Given - Received)
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Mrs. Randompants's Best Comment of All-Time - 30 in Do u wanna bang Jessica simpson? | 432 days ago
Your first poll and you ask this? 
You made me laugh with your comment
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Mrs. Randompants's Prediction Stats
| Pred Points |
Pts/ Pred |
Game Polls |
Vs. Over/Under |
Vs. Spread |
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| Yesterday | 2425.00 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| This Week | 16083.00 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| Last Week | 14094.00 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| Career | 671929.80 | 4.584 | .521 | .518 | .515 |
| MLB | 2956.00 | 3.010 | .508 | .474 | .000 |
| NFL | 1301.00 | 4.143 | .602 | .537 | .492 |
| NBA | -136.60 | -0.848 | .556 | .286 | .460 |
| NCAAF | 5358.60 | 7.644 | .606 | .660 | .503 |
| NCAABB | 4509.80 | 18.949 | .707 | .632 | .552 |
| Soccer | 2078.20 | 2.523 | .402 | .490 | .000 |
| NHL | 80.00 | .879 | .605 | .389 | .000 |
| Arena Football | 973.40 | 9.360 | .622 | .567 | .621 |
| CFL | 430.20 | 6.939 | .630 | .471 | .563 |
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