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Joey
Cypress, TX
Male 30 years old
Interests: Talking sports, Watching sports on TV, Attending games, Sports blogging, Sports message boards, Playing sports, Fitness/working out, Collecting jerseys, Coaching, Poker
Male 30 years old
Interests: Talking sports, Watching sports on TV, Attending games, Sports blogging, Sports message boards, Playing sports, Fitness/working out, Collecting jerseys, Coaching, Poker
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Peytonrob gave a thumbs up (10/10) to y03j's trivia question Who holds the #1 and #3 spot, for Most Passes Attempted in a Season?. 8:17pm |
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maroon&gold4eve gave a thumbs up (9/10) to y03j's trivia question In Baseball Slang: What is "Shooting the Cripple" referring to?. 7:21pm |
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irbe38 winked at y03j. 3:57am |
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abby_wayway gave a thumbs up (10/10) to y03j's trivia question Poker hand: also known as "Oedipus" ??. 1:19pm |
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abby_wayway gave a thumbs up (10/10) to y03j's trivia question Poker hand: also known as "The Good Buddy" and "Convoy" ???. 1:15pm |
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y03j high fived  jengirrl2007 on the NCAAF Game Polls Weekly Leader award. 9:47am |
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y03j high fived irbe38 on the Trivia Questions Created award. 9:47am |
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y03j answered the poll Official Presidential Election Poll. 8:18pm |
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y03j answered the poll Thong of the month August 2008.. 8:13pm |
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y03j entered the prediction poll Plasma TV Football Squares Contest Poll NFL Week 1. 8:09pm |
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| Alicia Sacramone Falls US Women's Gymnastics To Si... | 22 days ago |
| Who do you think is going to the Super Bowl and wi... | 25 days ago |
| Packers Offer Brett Favre $20 Million To Stay Reti... | 35 days ago |
| Favre To The J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS??? | 38 days ago |
| Hooter Girl Rodeo | 39 days ago |
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32Joey's Bio
| About Me: | I'm a wise ass so much of the time that most people have a hard time figuring when I'm serious .... especially online! The good thing is it's almost impossible to offend me and I appreciate witty comebacks ... from anyone! Especially if I can borrow them and use em against one of my buds the next time we're out in the pub or wherever. |
| Height: | 5' 11" |
| Weight: | 176 |
| Bats: | S | Throws: | R |
| Homepage: | www.myspace.com/y03j |
| Schools: | USMC & Tomball College |
| Relationship Status: | Free Agent (Single) |
| Kids: | My nephew has accepted me as his favorite, so I told my brother and sister-in-law that they'll only be watching him from time to time! |
| Occupation: | SEO |
| Companies: | Private Contractor |
| Places I've Lived: | Houston, Austin, California, Japan, Virginia, Georgia |
| Favorite Sport #1: | NFL |
| Team: | Denver Broncos |
| Players: | Montana, Elway, "Sweetness", Mike Singletary, Romo (the original), Reggie White, Eric Metcalf, Sam Adams ... currently my favorite has to be Adrian Peterson. |
| Moment: | Anytime the Steelers, Eagles, and [that Miami team] DON'T win <~~~ I'd be ok with them not losing, so long as it doesn't mean they'll win. |
| Favorite Sport #2: | NHL |
| Team: | Detroit Red Wings |
| Players: | My bestfriend Jay is from Detroit and he introduced me to hockey ... jus naturally became a fan of his team ... had no idea how good they friggin are (that was back in '01) until a couple years ago. Hasek is a badass! |
| Moment: | When Hasek took out Marian Gaborik! I saw it on a 6ft widescreen from like 8 feet away!!!! It was great!!!!!!!!!! |
| Favorite Sport #3: | Poker |
| Team: | Chris "Jesus" Ferguson |
| Players: | "Texas Dolly", Daniel Negraenu, Phill Hellmuth, "The Professor", "The Magician" |
| Moment: | Annie winning her bracelet! She deserved it and it was definately a long time coming, it was cool to see her brother, Howard Lederer, there with her (she beat him)! Great tournament! |
| Favorite Sport #4: | MMA |
| Players: | Nolan Ryan, Alan Ashby, Mike Scott, Ricky Henderson, Ken Griffey Jr, Lance Berkman, Louis Gonzales, Luke Scott, ... |
| Moment: | Hunter Pence jackin a walk-off homer in extra innings on July 3rd, 07, to win the game ... just in time to force the fireworks display to start at midnight ... so Houston had two huge fireworks displays on the 4th, and I saw both of em!! Live! |
| Favorite Sport #5: | NCAAF |
| Team: | Penn St. Nittany Lions |
| Players: | I'm just a fan of Paterno! |
| Moment: | When they had Curtis Enis ... I liked watching him run the ball. |
| Favorite Sport #6: | Track and Field |
| Team: | Derrick Brew |
| Players: | I got to run against this dude in high school. |
| Moment: | Michael Johnson winning the 200 and 400 and anchoring the 4x400 |
| Favorite Sport #7: | X Games |
| Team: | Ryan Nyquist |
| Players: | This website is awesome ................. but how do you not have Tony Hawk as an option???????? <~~~ I wrote that ages ago and he's still not an option ... what the freak???? |
| Moment: | Watching Tony Hawk complete a 900 live, on Delmar Beach, CA, in '02 |
| Greatest Moment in Sports: | Oklahoma getting spanked by Texas Tech in '07!!! Not a fan of either team, but I'll root for TT because of that game from now on!!!!!!!! Can't stand OK!!!! |
| Greatest Event in Sports: | Curling ... lol |
| Greatest Athlete of All Time: | Dan O'Brien, Michael Johnson |
| Greatest Coach of All Time: | Joe Paterno! For his age, and for his dedication to his college, even though he could make tons more elsewhere!! |
| Most Fanatical Moment: | Run the 400m in under 49 seconds, and the 300m Hurdles in under 39 |
| My Sports Superstions: | Don't think I have any ... except not talking about how far behind you are in a game. |
| Most Disappointing Sports Moments: | Adrian Peterson not getting into the Playoffs last year, but Elisha, Peyton's sister, did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH! |
| Teams I Hate: | ALL PITTSBURGH TEAMS (minus Penn St), all Miami teams, and the Sooners. |
| Players I Hate: | Michael Vick!, Kobe Bryant!, Ricky Williams, Doug Flutie, Dan Marino, Rex Grossman ... |
| Fantasy Skill Level: | I would have to go with "Little League" on this one. |
| Sports I Play: | Baseball, Billiards/Pool, Bowling, Darts, Martial Arts, Paintball, Scuba Diving, Softball, Swimming, Weightlfting, Volleyball |
| Nickname: | Chubsy ... ??? I don't know |
| Current Skill Level: | Is this where I'm supposed to brag or down play my mad skills??? |
| Highest Organized Level: | Amateur (with semi-pros) |
| Athletes I've Played With/Against: | Derrick Brew |
| Sports Trophies/Awards: | A few golds, a few silvers, and two bronze from track .... and the equivalent of a participation medal from the 1/2 marathon a couple years ago. |
| Career Highlights: | I don't know ... I was nicknamed Psycho back in football, because I knocked out so many dudes (not that I didn't get knocked out my fair share though .... had over 20 concussions) |
| Career Lowlights: | Sitting in St. Lukes Hospital after a concussion, being told that I had two permanently seperated shoulders from previous injuries (broke both collarbones and didn't know it), and even more importantly that I had a contusion on my eye that wouldn't allow me to play for two weeks. |
| Sports Injuries: | Broke both collarbones, most of the bones on both hands, and several ribs, tore both rotator cuffs, tore my bicep, cracked most of the bones on the right side of my face/head, chipped a tooth, lacerated my lips (twice), suffered many concussions and too many pulled muscles/ligaments to count (thank goodness only one tear!!!) |
| Games I Usually Attend: | Astros ... Titans when they come to town ... Broncos if they would come here! |
| Greatest Sporting Event I've Attended: | I worked security at Fontana Speedway and got to meet the Pettys .... that was really cool!!!! Don't even know what the event was called |
| Sports People I've Met: | I met Chan Gailey when he was the head coach of the Cowboys. That was cool. But meeting Tony Hawk was by far the coolest!!!!!! Oh wait!! NO ... Alan Ashby is the coolest actually! I went to church with him. |
| Sports Figures from my Hometown: | Alan Ashby |
| Most Prized Sports Possessions: | My San Diego Gulls jersey ...... but only because Karl Strauss signed it!!!!! I've worn it once! The night I bought it! |
| Sports Trading Cards: | I had an old Honus Wagner for a long time, but some knucklehead stoledid it!!! |
| Athlete Autographs: | Lita!!!!!!!! Oh man, she's smoooookkkkkkiiiiiinnnnn! |
| Favorite Sports Collectibles: | Jerseys ... though I don't have but a couple now |
| Dream Sports Job: | Pro Kicker (I'd love to say Linebacker, but I'm a realist ... I'm naturally good at kicking ... I can still hit a 40 yarder) |
| Favorite Jerseys: | Used to be Shannon Sharpe, but I have no idea who jacked that!!! Now I don't have a players ... just the San Diego Gulls and a Houston Astros (no name). |
| Favorite Sports Brands: | Nike, Saucony, Champion, Starter |
| Favorite Ballgame Foods: | Popcorn! The smell gets me every time! |
| Beer of Choice: | GUINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With a splash of Baileys and Jamison :) |
| Hottest Athletes: | Maria Sherapova!! |
| Ugliest Athletes: | Dude Serena and whatever her freakin sister's name is |
| Favorite Sports Announcers: | Berman, Ashby, Madden, |
| Least Favorite Sports Announcers: | DICK VITAL (or however you spell his name) ..... and anyone else who announces for basketball!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Favorite Sports "Experts": | Not sure if I have one |
| Least Favorite Sports "Experts": | Most of em |
| Favorite Sports Movies: | Longest Yard (both), Wimbledon, Any Given Sunday, The Replacements |
| Favorite Sports Books: | Don't think I have any |
| Favorite Sports Websites: | This one |
| Video Game Skill Level/ Playing Style: | Ummm ... well ... my buddy is an average player and he can score on against me on every play! I SUCK!!! |
| Favorite Sports Video Games: | Burnout II and III !!!! |
| Non-Sports Hobbies and Interests: | I don't know if I have any true: hobbies. I'm sort of like an A.D.D. dude, I just do whatever tickles my fancy at the time ... ya know ... though I have been attempting to learn how to rollerblade and ice skate finally .... since I'm still young. |
| Movies: | Tons ... Boondock Saints, Tombstone, Munich, and classics like Topper, Bringing Up Baby, Abbot and Costello, the Rat Pack and all their movies ... etc |
| TV: | Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Family Guy, Greys Anatomy, and House |
| Music: | Classic Country, Rock, Classical, Alternative, and whatever ... depends on mood |
| Video Games: | I suck at almost every video game except the original Tecmo Bowl! Ohhhhh ... no that's right ... I'm freakin awesome at Burnout 2 & 3! |
Joey's FanIQ Statistics
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Received: 489 Joey's Thought Of The Day
“"Traumatization" --- The memory of that heinous stunt/act someone pulled, in your past, that caused you to b**** slap the commie!!”
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| 0 | >7 days agoI've been looking at the teams and gearing up for Fantasy Football and all that ... now that the Football Season is back in the limelight, as it ought to be, and I noticed something odd about the NFC:... Read More »
Sport: NFL
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| 0 | >7 days agoI wanted to post something funny and sarcastic about a sport that I loathe, Professional Basketball, and I figured an interview with Kobe Bryant would give me some sort of salt for my post. ... Read More »
Sport: NBA
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| 0 | >7 days agoAlmost nobody would look at this headline and say, "Oh cool, a blog about Ken Griffey Jr hitting his 600th homerun," and in my mind that's just sad!
Our boyhood heros are proving more and... Read More »
Sport: MLB
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| 0 | >7 days agoIn the Hall of Fame that is?
Of course he should! The myth, the man, the legend that is "The Rocket" will always be remembered by many fans! Either for his big mouth or ... Read More »
Sport: MLB
Joey's Awards and Accolades
23 Awards - 0 this week
489 Fan Accolades - 5 this week
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Joey's Fan Karma = -11 (Accolades Given - Received)
Voted Top Comment 1 times by FanIQ
Joey's Best Comment of All-Time - 7 in Drinking Age Debate | 101 days ago
I'd say lower the age, but add to the mechanical strip on the back of a license a thing that acts like ATM cards. 6-pack of beer a day, or 1 bottle of liqour a week, until they're 21. Than the limit is gone. We had that in Japan, on base, and it worked out fine. 
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Joey's Prediction Stats
| Pred Points |
Pts/ Pred |
Game Polls |
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Vs. Spread |
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| Yesterday | 91.00 | .000 | 1.000 | 1.000 | .000 |
| This Week | 319.00 | .000 | 1.000 | 1.000 | .000 |
| Last Week | 422.00 | .000 | .625 | .625 | .000 |
| Career | 39985.70 | 3.414 | .594 | .475 | .622 |
| MLB | 250.00 | 4.831 | .567 | .507 | .000 |
| NFL | 1383.40 | 3.865 | .742 | .400 | .633 |
| NCAAF | 73.80 | 1.447 | .714 | .714 | .571 |
| Soccer | 0.00 | -3.583 | .389 | .389 | .000 |
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